/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wh-What are you expecting from th-this th-th-thread, OP?

C-Can we cuddle? Uguu desu~

>>10267467
Probably the one I just had staring at those sweater puppies.

Lifting up that girl's sweater and seeing her wet, sticky, dripping vagina

>>10267472

Vanilla stuff? Just tits?

You're like a 9 year old who watched porn on HBO that one time.

Q-q-q-quality t-t-thread

Now that's a titties.

When I imagined myself whipping out my report button to this thread's face

>>10267479
Only teenagers feel the need to qualify themselves as ``post-vanilla''. I don't doubt that you cannot get off to anything but loli rape incest NTR scat, but that's because you're 16. You'll grow out of it.

I once fantasized about having sex with two girls at once.

>>10267487
Damn, get wrecked, son. How owned can you get?

>>10267479
Hahaha. This is the saddest post I've read today.

>>10267492
Your is hurting so badly I can hear your blood farts from here

>>10267492
Earlier today I made a spelling mistake and someone called me out on it. Compared to that, this is fairly tame.

>>10267487
True adults like vanilla because they have consensual sex in the missionary position for procreation and go to church 4 nights a week.

>>10267467
Not exactly a lewd thought, but a thought that emerged from something lewd. I was reading yukataro non-h doujins, involving the everyday lives of Yukari and Ran. Then it suddenly hit me that I will never have the same idyllic kind of relationship both share in these doujins. Such love and devotion. Such care. Such trust. What a wonderful dynamic. Their private moments, of which we are only shown a glimpse... A passionate kiss on the balcony, under the summer sky... That's when it hit me.

I felt so much despair and powerlessness I couldn't stay still. I couldn't sleep. And, for the first time in ten years, I had a panic attack along with doubts about how I live my life.

>>10267487
You forgot guro. It's the most important poart for people who are living on the razor's edge.

>>10267500
I go to church everyday

>>10267502
Suffice to say, Yukataro is one hell of a doujinka. His charachter designs are wonderful. IN that cocktail of emotions, envy and jealousy were present too.

>>10267498
Damn /b/ro, you sure showed them!

>>10267479
People get off to tits did you know that? There's a whole market for it, you should try going outside some time and look it up you demented weeb.

>>10267511
>poart
It's part, you dweeb. Get wrecked.

Anal stimulation. It was not just a thought though.

>>10267516
SICK BURN

>>10267512
I like looking at just regular tits on cute girls because I'm a TRUADULT.

>>10267516
>>10267492
``Get wrecked'' is the worst meme since ``my sides''.

>>10267519
>>10267516
You can stoo samefagging now, nerd.

>>10267516

Consensual sex in the missionary position. WHILE KISSING.

>>10267527
i dont a give a fuck about what you think
get rekt

>>10267539

>>10267547

>If u dont fantasize about shoving dildos up you're ass you must b like 9 XD

>>10267557

I don't know. Is there some sort of lewdness scale for thoughts?

>>10267467
Becoming in a loli sexual slave.

I was on sleep deprivation. I used ganzfeld hallucinations + moaning audio files and I masturbated for 4 hours visualizing in vivid detail Tewi's every crevice.

I visualized impregnating her, fucking her, punching her, getting her fucked by dogs, she giving me a prostate massage, being her little cumslut, breastfeeding her and other frivolous things.

>>10267558
I have this exact beard and this image has convinced me to shave it.

>>10267527
>my sides

If you idiots hadn't decided "lol" is one of the abbreviations you're not allowed to use on 4chan ("Other sites use it! Wahhh!") then we wouldn't have had this problem.

>>10267619
I would suggest you do that. It's pretty awful looking.

getting a cute and girly /jp/er to be my sex slave maid and ravage his boypussy everyday

Being kidnapped and then being injected with some stuff that makes me into a cock-hungry crossdressing boyslut. My breaking happening slowly but surely at the hands of many strong men and domineering women.

>>10267630
>>10267631
#slaythegay

Being a lewd servant for a fellow /jp/er.

/jp/ males are the only males I can envision myself with in a sexual scenario.

>>10267630
That's pretty scary. I bet that after some time the /jp/er would try to kill me on my sleep.

>>10267643
I would keep him chained

>>10267661
Whoa, that's too extreme for me! How could I ever sneak into your bed while you sleep for a morning surprise blowjob?

>>10267674
I'll just chain you to my bed.

>>10267674
I'm dealing with /jp/ here, keeping you free would also mean risking getting my cock bitten off while I'm asleep

I would gladly be a sex slave/maid for /jp/, as long as they keep me near a computer. I would still be willing to pleasure them whenever, but when they are on cooldown I don't want to just be chained up in a closet with no entertainment.

>>10267695
Not if you're a kind master.

>>10267706
So it's okay if I chain you up in a closet with a computer?

>>10267706
Where do you live?

>>10267711
Yes.
>>10267712
East coast of the US

bukakke.

Sharing a water bottle with someone else.

>>10267618
How did it feel after? What about the moment itself? Did you feel all those things or just imagined them?

>>10267789
L-l-l-l-l-l-l-lewd!

>>10267789

indirect kissu

A lot of the time I'll close my eyes and imagine doing lewd things to my sister right before I cum. Sometimes I'll think about my mom like that too.

I also think about how I would live if I had the ability to reset any day an unlimited amount of times. Maybe I would try to kidnap and rape someone, and use them as a toilet. If it can and will be undone, then there's no reason to feel bad about it. I would probably lack the courage, strength, brutality, and shamelessness to even try something like that though.

>>10267467

Having sex with a 7-9 month pregnant woman. Suckling on their huge swollen breasts drinking the sweet milk from their taut nipples. Rubbing their round bellies getting them excited, especially since their hormones are at their peak. Then I penetrate their swollen wet pussy gushing with vaginal fluids and repeatedly thrust into her getting closer to her cervix with each movement. Then at the end once she wraps her legs around me I ejaculate with impunity ending it by spooning her with my face buried into her milk laden breasts.

tl;dr Consensual sex in the missionary position.

>>10267487
Only normals think that liking plain and boring makes you a better, more mature person. Go fantasize about getting married to and having children with a girl you've "fallen in love with" you dork.

>>10267833


This is my fetish.

>>10267833
I'm sorry to break it to you, but pregnant women don't lactate just yet. The same hormone that makes that happen is involved in the uterus contracting for childbirth.

>>10267467

Having a big, fat cock ram me from behind while I'm dressed as a trap

>>10267926
Women can start to lactate if you just start sucking on it.

>>10267834
>Only normals think that liking plain and boring makes you a better, more mature person.
It's le phunneh because. Being intentionally different even in a harmless way is a social suicide because difference can never be harmless. There's always a subverting effect involved.

People hate each other so much. Fitting into the norm is a sign of commitment, and those who do not visibly commit "seem to think that they have some kind of special privileges." Think about the typical kid who has middle class super normalfag parents: he has to go to soccer training 3 times a week, never talk back, always act in a predetermined way and most importantly, always be a little better than the average kid.

When a kid like that notices that all the second-rate kids who half-ass everything actually live nicer lives than him, it's to be expected that he'll start treating them like shit. Without getting caught, of course. This is the critical step when he genuinely starts asserting dominance among his peers and actually starts to live up to his upbringing out of his own volition. If "the training" has been tight enough and the kid has a sufficiently aggressive personality, things will enter a self-feeding loop and the parents may rejoice: "He will be a great man!"

The whole affair becomes considerably harder if the trainee happens to be introverted. How can you "softly" control a cold stone block that doesn't care about social shenanigans and isn't clearly dependent of other people's approval? Such subhumans threaten the clique's socio-economic standing. Because it's illegal to straight out undo them, they deserve all the heat that can be given.

>>10267467
Sucking large dicks

>>10267795
>>10267795
It wasn't very realistic because I haven't experienced those things but my brain's approximations felt very intense. After that it felt like waking up from a dream.

I want to try crossdressing and masturbating by prostate stimulation sometime...
I don't know if that's the lewdest thought I've ever had but it is lewd.

>>10268066
zizek that you?

>>10267467
I touched my anus, but was to wimpy to penetrate

Nice try OP, you can't trick me into thinking lewd things.

Fucking a toddler, 2D mind you. Also fapped to thought of /jp/ fucking my ass and sucking my dick.

That's lewd
Regards
Lewdfrog

>>10268161
No, but I'm glad that someone called zizek has also vocalized these thoughts.

>>10268197
Zizek is a crank and what he says should be ignored.

>>10268220
zat hurtsh me, anon.

>>10268226
There was an interview of him where he's giggling while talking about how in a communist revolution violence should be applied in order to instill terror while at the same mimicking someone having his throat slit. He's certainly a swell guy.

>>10268220
I had never even heard of the dude. I'm a conservative Euro redneck and I was just pulling stuff out of my ass. Maybe the marxists aren't completely out of the loop after all since I managed to resemble one.

I don't think I have the patience to list all my equally lewd fetishes right now.

/jp/ - Lewd Culture

I think lewdness is a fitting topic for Otaku Culture/Japan general

>>10268161
Alright, I read a little about him and I can't help but wonder what brought him to your mind? "This writing seems to have a non-constructive tone and commies, those devils, are also known to favor it" is not much of an answer. Pointing out that random ramblings are completely off-topic would be more gentlemanlike.

>>10268076
/jp/ - Just Penises

Ourdoor pool sex.

>>10268398
you went after ideology. It was just a passing comment; don't think too much of it. I'm sorry for causing you strife, I'll never do such a thing again. I'm sorry.

I had a detailed fantasy where I kidnapped Hikari from Evangelion, while looking at the pictures below, and trained her to be my property by spanking her for some prior insolence and making her recite rules about me owning her completely and that I'm training her not to be stupid anymore. I fucked her up the ass after going through only about 5 or 6 of them for her tone of voice and then after some additional spankings and threats to pierce or even cut off her clit, chained her up and told her we would resume going through the rest of the rules tomorrow. Maybe sometime this week I'll make up more of it. Should be fun playing with Slave Cunt again.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/103138
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/103137

this.

Dunno if it counts but once I stuck the blunt end of an electric shaver into my butt and moved it back and forth using my ass muscles to push it out and my hand to push it in. Didn't cum but it felt fucking amazing.

>>10268654
>you went after ideology
All such tones were unintentional. It was just a bare-bones version of the story that seems to be common in the real reality.

>>10267618
>punching her

That's mean.

Also upload those audio files

>>10269020
Dont play with your ass so much. I did with only one finger, and with a fuckton of lube. Just an hour I took a shit, and there was blood when I wiped.

>>10267467
Haha... the lewdest would be that vivid dream i had 2 years ago in which everything was like... in cell-shading, and i was traped with a nail piercing my cock and chained tightly to a wall behind me. My hand were also chained and my eyes were forced open because my eyelid were pined up to my forehead... my spinal column was blocked in one fixed direction by some tickling bar... nothing sexual here... but the scene displayed just in front of me was...

There was a true fatty, maybe 1m80 and maybe 130kg of fat, sweaty and stinking... who was fucking a loli...he's got a huge dick who pierced hard and made her scream her guts out... she bled violently from her pussy and the fatty was just moaning and foaming in excitement while she shouted for help with her altered petite voice... the reek was propagating throughout the whole room, and I was just standing here watching her being brutal raped... the goal i fixed myself was at least to stop look but the only solution was to free myself, what i did by tearing in two my penis by pushing my body forward (my back was blocked but i could still use my pelvis), then i couldn't stand anymore the pain, so I woke up...

I had to go to hospital because the pain wouldn't leave... lewdness is a disease...

I want to get fucked by a trap with a large penis and finally cummed inside. I think about this several times each day.

Masturbating together with a girl over skype.

>>10269045
I never had pain during a dream. I felt the urge to pee when I was really feeling it IRL but not pain.

And that's why I can do anything I want when I figure out I'm dreaming.

>>10269057
Or rather, seriously considering asking her to fap with me would probably be the lewdest part of that thought.
I actually started cutting down on human interaction because I keep being aroused by people.
And yes I have a shit fantasy.

Porn has pretty much supplemented all of my lewdness.

Since I was 12, I've always wanted to be kidnapped by a group of 3-4 girls aged 17-19 and restrained to a bed in the spread-eagle position.

At first they would be curious and experiment with me, finding my sensitive spots and observing how I'd react to them doing certain erotic things.

Preferably I'd end up being sat on, tickled, and fucked for hours a day. If I begged to be let out, they would just laugh and one of them would gag me with their undergarments.

D-does anyone share this fantasy, or have anything to add on?

>>10269114
Yes, except they also beat me and end up burning my genitals to a black char and leave me to die.

>>10269055
oh... lucky... in my vivid dreams, i feel absolutely everything, that's quite impressive...
but in normal dream though i don't feel much pain so i can be a superman... (well the setting is rather different than in vivid)..
usually, normal dreams are of my exclusive invention and imagination whereas the vivid one are all planned irationally by my subconscious part (indeed i don't have SM fantasies)

>>10269127
link?

I fapped to rape victim stories I found in a support website

I know it's pretty sick, but it's not something I'd ever actually do, just a fantasy...

Anyway, I've always dreamt of having vaginal sex in the missionary position, lights off, under the covers, with a girl I'm married to, for the sole purpose of procreation...

>>10269129
epic /a/ meme brah

>>10269137

Yeah yeah, pre-split /a/non, you caught me.

>>10269141
my sides are in orbit

>>10269143
That is not literally possible.

>>10269148

There's no such thing as "impossible". I would say it's highly improbable.

>>10269148
What if you're on the ISS?

>>10269154

That's highly improbable.

>>10267467
Reverse deepthroating a severed head?

I want to be forced to spread on all fours and have my cock milked by a loli who harasses me about how much of a failure of a human being I am while also prodding my anus.

When I masturbate to porn, I pretend I'm the female on the receiving end. I tend to orgasm much quicker and harder whenever I do.

>>10267467

> this all started as a relaxation method
> had nightmares and couldnt sleep for a long time

I had a time where I really enjoyed harder stuff, but lately I got a new image through an anime I've seen. Currently the thing I enjoy the most is the following:

I am at a university where a lot of girls I enjoyed seeing in anime are going as well and this one girl has fallen in love with me. I created a whole story around us with a lot of drama we had to overcome. It wasn't always easy and sometimes I just didn't want to continue, but I cept through. At the end we sit at a cliff near university and her head lies on my lap. I caress her hair while she finally after so long is able to sleep. I lie back and just enjoy the moment.

I don't know why, but currently it is not even about fapping anymore. I just enjoy this moment. It is so clear that after a bit of concentrating it is just there and I can smile and continue my day.

>>10269262
I do this too.

I wish I had a cute boyfriend. I would let him dominate me and I would please him sexually and emotionally.

I want to be a good wife and good and clean for him so long as he lets me relax with his tasty cock in my mouth every evening.