/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Epic copy pasting, moot.

Have you ever been asked to babysit little girls, /jp/?

>>10241054
Yes. It was a magical experience and I was happier than I had ever been in life for a while.

>>10241054
Yes, my sisters when we was younger, but I was too autist to care.

>>10241054
My little sister, but she always is making fun of me.

>>10241054
Yes

Lolis dressed like normal kids and doing things that kids do (running, screaming, eating ice-cream) is the hottest thing ever.

Just witnessing something so beautiful IRL is a greater pleasure than dirty sex with any adult, slut or not.

>>10241054
As for me, my mother once asked me to watch my sisters and their friend while they had a slumber party. The friend put a hamster down her shirt and then got stuck in the dryer. It was very fun and like the guy above, I felt happy for a while afterwards.

>>10241067
>Lolis dressed like normal kids and doing things that kids do
What the HELL are you talking about?

I bet you faggots don't even have this installed anymore.

>>10241074
The opposite of Candydoll or Rustle's shit.

This game stinks.

>>10241102
It's the most erotic flash game around.

>>10241102
I wish my version of the game had a smell feature.

>>10241107
>It's the most erotic game around
FTFY

>>10241067
how the fuck are little brats sexy?

Sicko

>>10241067
Then lolis go on Facebook and start hating on other lolis Facebook pages, calling them doody heads. This gets me off so much.

>>10241153
Do lolis use Facebook? My cousin doesn't know how to turn on a computer.

>>10241166
They don't, Facebook has a 13+ policy like most sites as required by law. He's just talking out of his ass.

>>10241166
My cousin is 11 and has a Facebook. My 12 year old sisters have Facebooks too. I don't think my 8 year old cousin has a Facebook though.

>>10241175

Do you think they actually enforce that or anyone gives a shit about it? Do you really not think that kids below that age join facebook all the time?

Are you so autistic you actually believe when a porn site says "You must be 18 or older to enter", everyone under 18 just goes: "Welp, atleast I tried, time to close this tab".

Do you think there isn't people under 18 on here right now? By the way I'm 13.

>>10241153
That shit happens in Japan.

Nevada-tan, etc.

>>10241184
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120623020101AAXEeDl

>>10241067
I remember that moment clearly in my life. I went to the bakery to get some bread, I was already on highschool and then two little girls, with long blonde hair asked me if I wanted to buy cookies and milkshake. They most likely were sisters since blonde girls are rare here.
Since it was pretty cheap I agreed and then they started to prepare milkshake in a little machine which most likely was a toy. (It worked though). At the end they spilled a lot of milk over their uniforms and made a mess. But their clumsiness made my heart beat really fast, what a nice kids wish I could see them again, but after 15 years I bet they have sucked one hundred dicks already.

>>10241184
>or anyone gives a shit about it?
>By the way I'm 13.
You wouldn't have had to tell.

>>10241206
That sounds really nice.

>>10241184
When a site is based around sharing photographs of yourself, it would be pretty obvious if you were under thirteen.

>>10241208

That wasn't incorrect grammar, if that's what you're implying. If you're saying it's immature, then you worry too much about not sounding immature, you immature needle-dick.

>>10241217

No one seems to care or enforce it though. They put 13 as their age, and facebook doesn't give a shit about what photos you have up that could make someone question that.

>>10241231
>If you're saying it's immature, then you worry too much about not sounding immature, you immature needle-dick.
No, you're worrying too little about not sounding immature.

>>10241206
Nah, kids die when they grow up. They slowly reincarnate into different people.

For example, your grandma. She was a kid, but that kid is already gone. Only her memories are left, as a present.

So, don't worry about lolis growing up. If you worry about them becoming dick hungry normalfags, you should also worry about them being disgusting cockroaches in past lifes.

I don't believe in the usual kind of reincarnation, though. The only proofs are little kids who "remember" past lifes. In this same galaxy. In this same planet. As humans. Sounds too fake to be real. If reincarnation exists, why wouldn't you become an alien or something?

The answer to our questions is probably robotics. If we can eventually create a robot with conciousness, then we are just biological machines without afterlife (or part of a huge universal conciousness).

If we find it impossible to give conciousness to a robot, no matter how advanced our technology is, then there's something that gives it to us. Maybe what we call "soul". Something that can't be seen with out five senses alone or that exists in a different dimension.

>>10241255

No, it's the other way around.

>>10241267
Don't post pictures of the Higurashi anime, please. They hurt me deeply. I'm not kidding.

>>10241261

Reinstalling.

>>10241261
When do the lolis die? I have a 11 years old cousin...

>>10241316
I believe they die when they start to find the attention of random strangers weird and unsettling. i.e. they've been doctrinated enough to think that sex and men are dirty things.

>>10241267
Pointing out bad things is great, but deliberately trying to sound like a 17-year-old appeals to others want to sound like 17-year-olds. Negativism is negativism.

>>10241316
10yo in America. 13yo in Japan. 12yo everywhere else.

I blame the TV and the meat full of hormones. I thank the traditional Japanese food (fish, rice, etc).

>>10241316
When they stop going to your room and play Mario Party with you.

>>10241352
just spank em yo!