/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10211963
Holy Crap, Yuugi, I....

Nice outfit

What would Yuugi get you for Christmas?

>>10211979
Protein and a weight set.

Is that a Mistletoe on her horn?
How cute and creative!

>>10212040
The truth I know a real girl who could actually be the living resemblance of Yuugi. She is such a stuck up bitch...It turns me on so badly. I honestly think she would hook up with me if we were at a party together. She is always out of state for school though. You just have to play it cool. I think I would shout out "Yuugi!!" if I ever got that far with her. She then would freak out.

>>10212064
Is she an oni?

>>10211979
a masochistic inferiority complex

>>10212070
She is a long long past decedent of the giant demons, bur no. If she ghad a horn sticking out of her head than I might be the only guy to love her. oni oni oni
I want tyo talk dirty and mean to her really badly. She is such a bitch, that busty bitch. All that rude stuck up bull shit she pulls comes to form a steaming anger up through my cock, words of masochistic discontent with her rolling of my tougne, and in my rash tone of voice, while wanting to penatrate her.

She may not be an oni, but she fives me the behavioral actions of an oni. That has to count for something.

Liking Touhou in 2012 is like being one of those tryhard normalfag facebook goers that only found out about memes recently and are enjoying themselves to the fullest with them.

That's how I see the new /jp/ posters that post imagedump threads every day of the week every hour of the day about every single fucking Touhou character.
ZUN hasn't even released any games in a long time and Touhou doujins are only good for fapping anyways.

To all of you that insist in browsing this ridiculous version of /jp/.
I just want you all to know that you're wasting your lives browsing this shitty board that isn't even a shadow of its former self.
There's just way too much drama and boring crappy /c/ Touhou imagedumps.

>B-b-b-but this is an imageboard!

Yes, I know, it is not wrong to have imagedump threads of your favorite Touhou character, but is it really necessary to fill the board with them? Really?

Now come on, come at me. Accuse me of trolling because you don't know any better and because you think /jp/ still is the best board on the internet while it's just Pooshlmer 2.0.

>>10217187

Your story gets ever more interesting.

I want her horn in my ass

>>10217195

A fellow IE user?
I think I like you.

>>10217195
Are you doing it like ZUN!bar?

>>10217195
I've been on 4chan since 2006 and have never left outside of /jp/, since 2008. I still like Touhou. You're trying to hard be exclusive.
>>10217197
There has always been tension between her and I. Kind of hard to explain the situations we get into with one another, but when she is being bitchy I just kind of play it off in a joking manner where I get everyone around us listening to her being edgy with me to laugh. She gets a frown on her face that is trying to mask her laughter with me. She wants my dick with her Tsundere

>>10217244
I forgot my image...dam n.

>>10217195
>>10217195
I disagree with you.

>>10217195

What an un-easy mister

>>10217195
>Doesn't realize /jp/ was made because of Touhou hijack image dumps on /a/.

>>10217350
he goes hard

>>10217195
Are you the guy that posts "Touhou is declining" everyday?

>>10217486
That has nothing to do with what he said, nor is it true. /jp/ was supposed to catch everything but anime and manga, moot's original post specifically said not to let one topic dominate the board.

Get told, greentext reaction image kid.

>>10217195
You're right about everything except the assertion that /jp/ was ever good.

Seriously though, even since 2008 Touhou has increasingly become the weeaboo gateway franchise to the doujin world. Just like Umineko was for VNs. The people that actually post about these things seriously are similar to kinds of folks that show up to anime conventions in ninja headbands.

>>10217537

It would seem "stop liking what I don't like" and "stop liking what I like" are nowadays interchangeable.
But then again, the word was the same on Usenet in 1993.

>>10217512
And yet you fail to mention he specifically said that /jp/ was made for Touhou and VNs. Nice try.
>>10217537
Yeah because whatever you like should be liked by everyone and whatever other people like is shit. I love your logic.

>>10217537
You have obviously finished your rebellious honeymoon with otaku stuff. Go attend those classes and impregnate that babe, champ.

>>10217512
/jp/ would not have been made if it were not for Touhou dominating /a/.

>>10217557
>This is for general Japanese things/images and discussion. This [unfortunately] includes figurines, visual novels, Touhou, etc.
>Right off the bat: No fucking hot-glue fetish. Nothing non-worksafe. Don't allow any one thing to dominate this board--condense your fucking threads.
>I'm going to axe this board immediately if it doesn't turn out well and becomes a hassle to moderate. You've been given your chance.
>I want /a/ to become "ANIME & MANGA" again. Keep the random shit out of it. No more ronery~ threads, no more bullshit.

>This is for general Japanese things/images and discussion.
>Don't allow any one thing to dominate this board--condense your fucking threads.

>>10217551
>>10217557
I said nothing about either liking or disliking anything. Do you feel like you've been called out and need to defend yourself?

>>10217621
>>I'm going to axe this board immediately if it doesn't turn out well and becomes a hassle to moderate.

And yet we're still here

>>10217652
Aren't you doing the same?

>>10217675
Well, there's no point in removing the crown jewel of the entire site.

>>10217684
No, not even almost.

Finally, a good old days meta thread. I was worried /q/ was taking away the one good thing about /jp/.

>>10217652

No. Only elaborating on what you said.
Admittedly, with every interest I have, have had, and presumably will have, there have been people in the fandom that have frustrated me to galactic degrees. But you got to learn to ignore them and enjoy yourself. And by extension, you got to learn not to put up with people who think you are your interest.

I'm quite certain my father is not a fish nor my mother a sweater.

>>10217723
Does your dad often talk about how things are declining?

i would gym partner her

>>10217753
Yuugi would help me get in shape and become worthy of her.

>>10217753
I want her to be my spotter.

>>10217741

No. Not once since 1995, or maybe even 1993.

I'm surprised nobody has yet brought up "If Yuugi was my dad..." or something to that extent, but in that one case I think I prefer my own.

>>10217839
How the fuck would you give birth to them with those horns?

>>10217849
Maybe oni lay eggs. The horn helps them hatch.

Yuugi in a Santa suit playfully nudging my face with her bare feet

>>10217859

Haven't heard that one before. Know there are some scaly oni, but never gave that possibility the thought.

Usually the idea is that the horns start out as little nubs, and that the horns are like antlers or fingernails that wear, tear and grow.

>>10217849
they're not born with full sized horns
how do you think horned animals are born

>>10217839
>>10217849

Yuugi with kids?

What dude was boss enough to tap Yuugi and live to tell the tale?

>>10219056
me

>>10219056
>>10219058
No it was me. I mean, I dream about it every night.

>>10219058
>>10219066

How'd that pelvis reconstruction surgery go?

I'm sure it was worth though.

>>10219066
Nope, it was me.

The sex wasn't the hard part
it was getting her to stop drinking for 10 months so the kids didn't turn out to be downys

>>10219074
I think oni babies would have downs if the mommy didn't drink.

>>10219073
totally worth it

>>10219066
You can dream about it all you want nerd, I'm the one going down on that Yuugi Booty

>>10219089

Guys, there isn't simply one Yuugi but multiple ones that exist in each of our hearts.

You might think I am being sentimental but there is a quantum existence in which multiple Gensokyos exist and one Yuugi might seem to exist but actually splits off upon proper observance and asserted love by the said Anon.
So you can all be the father to said Yuugi in your heart.

Unfortunately, if you actually looked at the picture and applied proper thought, you would realize that it is fanart of Yuugi and Cirno's, Patchy's, and I'm not sure of the third's children

sex with Yuugi

>>10217537
> Just like Umineko was for VNs.
Except it's not Umineko, but Type-Moon VNs.
Umineko is "too long and has shitty graphics" for newcomers, they prefer to begin with Tsukihime and FSN.

>>10219158
There can only be one

>>10223216
One in each of us~

>>10223250
I know what you mean, since she is a fictional character and we all have different feelings and ideas of her, until she has become something completely different to us individually, but the same thing can be said for celebrities and idols.

Everyone may have their own ideas, feelings, and perspectives of celebrities and idols, but that doesn't mean those celebrities are actually multiplied that many times over; their still just one person. The same goes for Yuugi. There is a founded eternal truth of who and what she is in the world of touhou that is the only real Yuugi. We may think our own way of Yuugi, but that doesn't mean we're right nor are we right.