/jp/ - Otaku Culture

if I lowered my standards even further I might actually consider Aya a real touhou

Why is Kimeemaru so hot?

...and?

I mean, I'm not even into that whole truNEET hikki4life /jp/ mentality, but fucking people you're not attracted to for the sake of fulfilling some sort of social expectation really is the lowest of the low and I hope everyone here is above that.

How dare you talk about kimeemaru that way!
She is essentially the epitome of beauty. Her allure is like that of no other.

If I lowered my standards any more, I would be dating a wooden plank

Being around anyone for more than what's comfortable isn't something I'd want to invest into; even so, then I would need to build an extension into my basement for the significant other to be, and it would be a bit of a logistical mess.

No thank you, buddy

>>10196197
>>10196188
ooh, pervert pervert~

>>10196226
I'd let Kimeemaru do naughty things to me!

Sex is only for married lovers.

I think it's the other way around !!
they need to lower their standards!
shallow girls !!!

>>10196260
Wanna get married so we can have sex?

>>10196183
I really wish I wasn't as aroused by that as I am

>>10196266
Does Kimeemaru's sensual body arouse you, Anonymous?
She's quite confident about her luscious curves.

She has to be alive. My standards only have one level left to drop.

lewd

>>10196283

i would an undead zombie

If a Human and Kimee had a baby, what would it look like?

>>10196281
woah man thats dangerous take this

>>10196297

>>10196283
There's one more level to drop, but several ways for it to drop.

"As long as she has been", "As long as he or she is alive' and 'As long as it's alive' are all ways that can go from there.

>>10196297
Ayayaya

fking smoking hot

>>10196297
A downs syndrome kid

>>10196315
Go away Aya, contact with a human is a disgusting trait for a tengu.

>>10196310
Move those naughty hands!

>>10196262
No thank you I already love someone.

>>10196327

>>10196332
Now lift that damn shirt!

I don't have any standards, I'm just unlucky.

My standards are already on the ground, I just don't want to go out and meet people

>>10196183
ͦɛ═══ӭ ˜° ~ͦ ˜° ʘ

I have a tiny penis though
Like, 4 inches

>>10196371
Small penises are cute. Don't be ashamed.
Don't listen to what mean girls say to you. I would love to put it in my mouth.

Never. I want the ideal or I want nothing.

>>10196183
dont listen to him anon! i lowered my standards but sex without love is like computer without internet!

>>10196183
>>10196183
dont listen to him anon! i lowered my standards but sex without love is like computer without internet!

>>10196337
...

>>10196399
J-Just show me your vagina already!

It's a rabbit party.

Kimonge is the best bodied yukkuri.

>>10196443

>>10196402
ゲラゲラゲラ
<s>いいえ</s>

>>10196510
Haw-haw-haw-haw.

GET THE FUCK OUT, WOXXY.

>>10196519
I imagine she would HUEHUEHUE

>>10196448
WOXXY FUCK OFF

>>10196569
YES. MORE and source!

>>10196569
Worst part is a youkai could probably live through that.

>>10196583
So she'd feel every bit. Screaming and crying for the sweet embrace of death that will not come.

>>10196573
It's supposed to be a derisive or mocking laughter.

>>10196591
Well, youkai do regenerate.

It'd probably be the worst feeling until everything heals up.

Then I'd want to hug her. Poor rabbit.

>>10196600
So vulnerable...so easy to abuse...

>>10196583
>>10196591
Reisen's not a Youkai.
She would most likely die from that.

>>10196607
Don't get the wrong idea.

She could CRAZY you.

Or Eirin'll come after you. Eirin loves her disciple.

>>10196611
PMiSS states Udonge to be a beast youkai.

>>10196607

>>10196620
Hmmm, my mistake then.
I never really thought of the Moon Rabbits as Youkai, but I seem to be wrong.

>>10196631
I think the confusing thing about them is that Udonge holds very little association with any other youkai, and they're quite humanlike.

That and they don't seem to come from anything, like an Earth rabbit comes from a normal bunny. Perhaps they're born in youkai form.

>>10196183
Tried it, it didn't work.
I'm not picky about appearance, but no girl has ever shown affection towards me.

>>10196644
have you tried not being ugly?

I want to bone kimeemaru so badly.

>>10196655
ゲラゲラゲラゲラゲラゲラゲラゲラゲラゲラゲラゲラゲラゲラゲラ

I tried it some years ago, but then I found that ugly shy girls are actually bigger sluts than regular girls. The normies use them for practice.

Sadly I found that the uglier they get the more bitter they are. I'll stick with yukkuri porn, thank you.

>>10196655
I did whatever I could. I'm still rather ugly, but I've seen several NEETs objectively uglier than me who haven't even tried, but somehow managed to get girlfriends.
I'm 22, so I guess I'm already a wizard material.

>>10196577

>>10196677
Yakumo-sama?

>>10196709

TRU/jp/er test. You can only pick one.

>>10196734
The one on the right.

I do not want any girl, I want the one I cannot have.

>>10196734
None.
Neither has a penis.

>>10196715
stop that ;_;

>>10196715
Just...fuck. I'm going to sleep. This shouldn't make me hard.

>>10196734
Right.

>>10197079
No wait, I meant left.

It's not about lowering my standards, it's about getting out there and getting over my social anxiety. (and improving myself by ceasing to be a fatty)
I see so many cute girls whenever I go out that I don't see why I need to lower my standards.
Though, I guess my intellectual/personality standards might be too high... I hope not.

Anyone else feel that way?

Please take these threads to /r9k/ in the future, though.

Since this thread is already off topic, it's as good a place as any:
>We aren't removing any boards. Stop believing shit you read on the boards—seriously.
I was getting real annoyed at the rumors, thanks moot.

friend did this...

he was okay looking but a giant man child (IE never worked a day in his life, doesn't do anything other then play video games and "smoke weed" really akwardly)

found some morbidly obese and uggo single mother and she screwed him into raising her kid, spitting out another one and they married last year and then divorced 4 months later. She has alimony and child support for BOTH children because he "acted as a father in common law"


be careful especially if you are older because you are about to hit women in their fertility panic (25-40 depending on uggo status.... 32 being the median age of danger)

Make sure you are the only one with access to your condoms, you store them properly (IE not wallet or back pocket) and treat every encounter as a potential child.

If she winds up pregnant (possible with 5% failure rate of condoms) and she was on birth control then something is fishy. GET A PATERNITY TEST and be careful living common law with a women past 3 years as they can take you to the cleaners as if you were married. breaking up for a week or two doesn't count either.

not all women are like this but it has become endemic to a post women's rights society raised on television and entitlement.

be careful but have fun.

>>10197273
>and "smoke weed" really akwardly
Did what?

You really expect me to do that? No way. I'd rather be a permavirgin. Which I am.

>>10197273
All that for some ugly bitch, I'll stick to 2D.

I could but why would I want that?
I don't even want sex with a girl who fully meets my high standards

If you would rise your threadmaking standards we wouldn't have shitty /r9k/ threads like this one

I live with a few other people (saves a lot on rent) and two or three of them keep trying to convince me to take a one night stand with a random slut.

Apart from having a waifu who I am loyal to, I just don't want to fuck, let alone have my first time be with some random slut, even more so with all the stories I've read about with women fucking over men.

I just... I don't know how to keep avoiding it. Not to mention I'm just far too socially awkward. Besides, I'm fairly certain my masturbation skills have reached the point where masturbation will feel better than sex ever can.

No, god. No. While I won't doubt that I could find someone to have sex with, it's just that I don't want to have sex. Girls my age are unappealing, older women do nothing for me. It'd be nice to have a younger girl, but that would take way more effort than I'd be willing to give, on top of being illegal.

I'll stick to my hand and onaholes.

I want to violate kimeemaru

>>10197370
/jp/ having sex with his weird girlfriend who is really into him!

I had a dream and Reimu was in it. She didn't know me but I really wanted to woo her, but I know I couldn't charm her with generic stuff so I found out her favorite hobby is dancing so I spent months practicing how to dance so when I finally meet her I can dance with her and she'll be impressed.

But I woke up before I was satisfied enough with my dancing capabilities to do anything.

I wish I could find a girl that is more technically inclined, that can appreciate technique and skill rather than interpersonal ability.

>>10198372
>so I found out her favorite hobby is dancing so I spent months practicing how to dance so when I finally meet her I can dance with her and she'll be impressed.
Cute.

>>10198372

Reality: No girl is worth the time and energy required to learn a high skill ceiling skill

I bet Kimeemaru has high standards. I still like her a lot though.

I raised my standards impossibly high, and when I least expected it one came riding in on a black horse.

Sometimes happiness is just accepting and not complaining when life makes absolutely no sense.

>>10199641
Lucky!
I hope I get lucky enough that one day things just magically work out for me.

>>10198372
Go on, Reimu!
Shit on her!

Lower a cock straight into your anus, nerd.

>>10198372
>I wish I could find a girl that is more technically inclined, that can appreciate technique and skill rather than interpersonal ability.

Good luck with that. You are mostly looking for a male a attribute. Don't blame them, it's their biology and hormones that have hard-wired them into liking things-that-are-not-you.

Ignore bitches, acquire currency for 2D addiction.

>>10196700
More?

>>10206459

>>10207827
That's Depthbomb, right?

>>10209433
Yes.

It's funny, I can never tell by the characters, but by the weird filter he uses on the blood.

>>10207827
Does this guy hate Udonge?

Or does he just really like her?

>>10209456
Yeah I recognize him by the blood mostly too. He isn't that good at drawing blood but it still has a nice effect. He's definitely best at drawing expressions of characters he's abusing, that's what I like about him.

>>10209495
He just really enjoys hurting Touhous in general. Look up some of his stuff, it's really neat.

>>10209736
It makes me feel bad to see Udonge get hurt like that.

She's my favourite.

>>10207827
Continue...

I wish he would love Youmu like that.

>>10209456
>>10209495
>>10209736
>>10209844
Depthbomb is a girl. She draws guro pictures of her husband's favorite touhous.

>>10209909
>Depthbomb is a girl.

>$ rm -r depthbomb/
>$

>>10209925
I don't know what you're trying to say.

>>10209925
why is depthbomb a root directory?

>>10209936
You are a retard, it isn't in root. "rm -r depthbomb/" is different from "rm -r /depthbomb". lrn2computer

>>10209935
rm a utility found in Linux, BSD, etc which deletes files. -r is a flag that means recursive, so it deletes whole directories. If you were being sarcastic, then I am retarded.

My standards are already low... I'll fuck anyone that isn't dead, literally.

Meeting suitable women is a rat race, they've already been drowned in male attention, how is anyone supposed to stand out? 2D is the only option.

>>10210808
>almost 2013
>still not fucking dead people
plebs

>>10210808
>>10210848

>>10210854
Why is she blushing?

>>10210858
Because she sees your /jp/ meat up

Kimonge is a slut and would take our virginities.

Anyone can fuck a 10/10. All you need is money.

lowered if you girl find a could who into sex wants to have you standards is really into

so hot why is kimeemaru further i might consider aya dare you her allure is No thank you, buddy married lovers only

confident luscious curves

>>10214665
Don't you dare call Kimonge a slut!