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Someone has to break this guy's hands already.

This man has never drawn a good doujin.

God. Is it to much to ask for the NTR shit not to work for once?

lesbian relationships aren't real. doesn't even count as NTR

The only good Touhou NTR is female-female NTR.

>>10191001
Why would this piss me off when I know its going to be shit from the cover and just don't waste my time on it?

>>10191015
His Youmu and Aya ones were great.

What are those filthy girls doing to Aya's boyfriend!?

>>10191007
>>10191015
Ok, so what about a woman stealing another woman's man?

>>10191029
Now those are absolutely golden. Unfortunately they seem to be some of the rarest of all to find.

>>10191029
It's not the NTR in general, is this fucking artist.

>>10191029
I love them but there isn't much about it.

>>10191029
That's shit too.

>>10191031
Boyfriend? Bullshit. That was rape.

>>10191039
You just can't handle his brilliant smile.

The righteous hand of our glorious God, ZUN, returns in an epic affront against the yurishit plague.

He could have gone a nicer way though and drew a RinnoKeine love doujin and have Mokou give her friend her full support for their happiness. That would have really pissed them off.

But anyway, the flaming sword of NTR cuts apart the web of lies made by the accursed yurishit in holy fire. Praise him for he is our Avenger!

>>10191061
wat

>yuri fans
Next you're going to argue that the Marisa x Alice pairing is entirely fanmade and wasn't supported by the entirety of IN's dialogue at all.

>>10191061
You should've named your picture Nitorare.
That would've been funny.

Don't really care since the only reason I would ever read something ero is to beat off, but the artist just sucks.

shit book shit premise shit artist 0/10 would not read

>>10191035
>>10191045
How can you like that? It's always a faceless male that gets stolen, and always from a happy relationship with another Touhou. Faceless males are supposed to be you, the reader.
Are you so unfaithful that you'd ditch your loving girlfriend for some selfish bitch who might be a better lay?

>>10191067
If you weren't such a secondary you would notice that it is not even hinted. Turn off the YuriVision.

>>10191067
Why sexualizing people based on their dialogues alone?

>>10191081
The faceless male is just a meatbag, the only thing I care about is the broken hearts and deception.

>>10191090
Oh. Ok.

You're a real piece of shit, but you knew that already.

>>10191090
why yuyuko why

>>10191095
Why does someone have to be a piece of shit to be interested in a topic that isn't normally explored?

>>10191090

I didn't understood

Is she happy because she can eat apples?

>>10191092
They are also going off ZUN's comment about Alice's purpose in the windows series.

>>10191114
We're not doing this.

>>10191111

>>10191111
I haven't read it, but I think I'm guessing she ate Youmu's boyfriend?
In a nonsexual way of course.

>>10191117

>>10191090
>>10191117
Geez Youmu, can't you ever get a boyfriend?

>>10191020
that's because you're a boy

>>10191144
I'm still not convinced she lost this one.

>>10191001
has this doujin ever been upped?

I can't find it anywhere. I want to see some mind break Mokou.

>>10191225
Boku no Shit.

>>10191117
Can I the name of this doujinshi?

>>10191225
*get

>>10191001
I agree completely, however I believe the Yuri never should have been shipped at all.

Yuri is perhaps the most tertiary thing a tertiary could do. It's absolutely revolting.

>>10191245
And pairing Touhous with faceless self-inserts isn't?

>>10191225
Get the fuck out~♥

>>10191245

>>10191251
It would've never come into existence if it wasn't for yuri-shippers.

I don't read it and don't want to read it, but just knowing it pisses of yuri-fans makes it worth it's own existence, if that makes sense at all.

>>10191276
>It would've never come into existence if it wasn't for yuri-shippers.
You're joking, right? No one is that stupid.

>>10191263

That's a good idea anon-san! We should prove him wrong by showing him our doujins!

>>10191251

Better than yurishit. Any male love interest even faceless is more possible compared to a fanwanked impossible self imagined yuri pair.

>>10191293
Thats the one he publicly praised and then hired the illustrator of.

>>10191306

>That's a nice drawing! I think I'll use that art to tell a story!

>>10191306

>Taking simple praising and twisting into your own interpretation
>Missing sources

>>10191309
What a fucking joke.
You know they aren't human, right? You know they have no reason to follow human heterosexual tendencies, right? You know they have even less reason to be interested in one random human villager, right?
I'm not a yurifag, but your logic is just wishful thinking.

>>10191328

Stop enjoying things I don't like!

>>10191331
What a fucking joke.
You know they aren't human, right? You know they have no reason to follow human homosexual tendencies, right? You know they have even less reason to be interested in one random human female villager, right?

Marisa, Reimu, Sakuya, Mokou are humans.
Keine and Youmu are half human.
Yuyuko, Remilia, Flandre, Patchouli and Alice at some point were also human.

Your point does not have sufficient strength.

>>10191379
Homosexuals = myth
Touhous = mythical
???

>>10191309
This, so much. Homosexuals are a myth. I don't know why some people find this so hard to understand.

>>10191365
>You know they have even less reason to be interested in one random human female villager, right?
Yes, I do know that, and never said or even implied that. Make sure what your copying and switching around actually makes sense next time.

>Yuyuko, Remilia, Flandre, Patchouli and Alice at some point were also human.
...ok, and?

>Your point does not have sufficient strength.
It does. People are going to be more attracted to people of their own species than other animals. You are more likely to be interested in another guy than a female bird or cat, I hope.

>>10191331

> You know they have no reason to follow human heterosexual tendencies, right?

Yet there are a shit ton of stories of male youkai seducing/tricking/kidnapping/falling in love with women (Kappas for example) or female seducing/tricking/kidnapping/falling in love with men (kitsune for example). And youkai being closer to animals would have great interest in the opposite sex because of their animalistic needs. Gee fucking wiz anon-kun, I wish you were right but your fucking wrong.

>>10191410
See, that's a better argument. Cept the "youkai being closer to animals" bit.
I don't know. I can't buy ageless, incredibly powerful mythical beings falling in love with normal humans.

>>10191331

>You know they have no reason to follow human heterosexual tendencies, right? You know they have even less reason to be interested in one random human villager, right?

Take a big fucking guess how Keine and Rinnosuke were made.

>>10191331
>You know they aren't human, right?
Indeed they're not.
They're Youkai and part of us being the personification of a menace or just natural phenomena.

Paradoxically they're more bound to the niche conduct than us as individuals.

>>10191408
Youkai are not an "species", but a term. They all differ wildly, are borne from the fears, dreams and superstition of mankind.

As for Yuyuko and co, they used to be human, and as such, they had enough time to get an idea of the opposite gender and what it meant to get involved with one. Does this mean that they all are heterosexual? No. But it is naive to think that they some are not interested in dating a studly boy/man they met.

>>10191436
Note how there's only two of them.

>>10191339
All our God Emperor is saying is that he liked the cute way she drew Marisa and Reimu and the youkai.

Big. Fucking. Deal.

>>10191428

Didn't you read the paper? Celestials we're purposely dropping their shit so that they can marry random villagers. There's an example for yah buddy.

>>10191445
I dunno. They haven't been human for a long, long time, and were inhuman enough to eventually become youkai.

that sounds really good.
But I mostly fap to nitori, or read the NTR doujins/manga backwards to insert as the NTR'er first.

>>10191454
Don't forget the Oni kidnapping humans they liked, never to be seen again.

>>10191449

Perfect. They're the only half youkais in the village, it's logical for them to reproduce! And you have to admit, they're adorable together.

>>10191472
>to insert as the NTR'er first.
That's why I like >>10191029 so much.

I like to imagine myself as a sexy girl who can seduce men away from their girlfriends.

>>10191452
Keep in mind that she only drew yuri and that ZUN knew she mostly drew Marisa and Reimu.

>>10191504
And that means that ReimuxMarisa is official, right?

>>10191534
>>10191534
whats going on in this pic

>>10191534
No, but it probably indicates that ZUN doesn't dislike yuri.

>>10191534
No, just that ZUN was interested in those works. He has also shown interest in a Marisa/Sakuya work on an older blog post.

>>10191547
Anon must absolutely drink the saliva of yukkuri Byakuren. He also feasts on her puke and punches her in the stomach in order to make her vomit.

I am not making this up.

>>10191504

As all his friends are defeated, a lone yurifag hangs on desperately to the last speck of hope, however fruitless, to justify his favorite yurishit pairings.

>>10191534
Aw yeah, that's the good stuff.

>>10191554
That should have been obvious from the dialogue in Eastern Wonderland Story and EoSD.

I don't dislike yuri, but it's really hard for me to masturbate to.

It's not about gender for me. I don't like feminine character x feminine character. I don't like masculine character x masculine character either. I want there to be a clear difference between the bodies, in both shape and size. That's why things like ugly obese man x cute loli drive my penis wild.

>>10191567
>>10191582
Oh gosh. Is this a thing now?
Now that I think about it a girl lovingly feeding you her saliva sound pretty cute. I'm going to include in my mental scenarios from now on.

Is therepics like those with Aya feeding you like a baby bird?

>>10191612
No, but you might like this.

http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/51515/anon-aya-blush-bodied_yukkuri-comic-monochrome-non

>>10191628
I like it very much, thank you.

>>10191628
Thank you it is very cute.

>>10191504
>she
Now I know. Almost all yurifags are women.

>>10191812
The genre has about 60% female readership. However, touhou yuri has more male readers than female due to Touhou in general being more popular with men.

>>10191612
Outside of the Touhou universe there is Mysterious Girlfriend X

>>10191848
>Touhou in general being more popular with men
...& that's why the fandom sucks, even rivaling fujoshi.

>>10191866
Men are pretty disgusting, I know.

>>10191812

touhou traditional romance authors are actually women

pic related

>>10192028

HDC?

>>10191987
I only care about HDC works when someone gets banged.

I assume most of you do that too.

>>10191628
http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/index?tags=stupid_sexy_yukkuri

Those smug faces are criminal.
It's like if they were saying "Yes you nerd. I'm the sexiest thing you have seen today. You are going to masturbate to me and you're going to like it."

>>10192028
Her circle.

>>10192031
Hot damn, Charles, I really expected you to have done some research into this. Like checking the archive for duplicate images.

>>10192031
http://hirafumi.pupu.jp/
gave fun faggot

>>10191987
Disgusting, and gross.

>>10192028
That's part of it but the lovey-dovey has to go with it, and the art style is definitely a plus too.