/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Yes

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Not really, folklore is lame. Also I'd rather have a tanuki wife because manga has taught me that they are lolis with huge boobs. I remember kitsune wives requiring you to constantly hold their balls or something for them to be faithful to you. I like cats so neko wives mite b fine 2, and whore-spiders might be interesting as long as they don't eat me. I'd fug Wasurenagumo's mom at least.

>>10163904
I would like abrahamic prophet... waifu.

>>10163972
I don't know, man. they have fluffy tails, look cute in human form and in their true from. I don't think having a giant spider or a racoon in the bed sounds very pleasing.

wifeuu uuuu uuuuuuuu

Living with Alluka would be rather troublesome.

>>10163985
A raccoon-dog(they are not raccoons) is cuter than a fox, and imagine all the kinda kinky shibari stuff you could do with spider webs.

>>10163904
So why is he tearing his guts out?

>>10164009
I guess beauty and sympathy towards animals is subjective. now then imagine watching your progeny coming out of their eggs, half human and half spider. alsi, would you take responsibility for that huge number of sociopathic children?

>>10164029
You saying you wouldn't like a hundred loli spidergirls clinging to every part of your body? They could shoot their little webachutes and fly me around probably.

Besides that, imagine fucking a fox girl and all the time she's making this noise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxLHUxzEoRU&feature=player_detailpage#t=110s

I don't think a Kitsune would be that much different in bed than a Tanuki. They both have fluffy tails and are wild animals that get all into your stuff. You gonna get fluffed and scratched either way.

>>10164082
I'm really not into arthropods. they webachute sounds nice, tho.
maybe you are right about the screeching during sex since kitsune are Japanese, therefor they squeal during coitus.

>Besides that, imagine fucking a fox girl and all the time she's making this noise.

This multiplied by the nips propension to heavy high pitch moaning would lead to domestic violence.
Also, I thought spider girls of japanese origin didn't lay eggs but were viviparous.

>>10164082
Hopefully the spider youkai could eat things and not just such juices, because it'd be easier to find meat than to just drain people's guts. I'd probably have to work hard and spend most of my pay on keeping them fed until they move out on their own, but coming home to something like this would be worth it.

That and I'd have a full silk wardrobe. I can only imagine what kind of lewd lingerie my wife would make for herself. All those legs, all them stockings. 4x absolute territory on all my schoolgirl spider kids.

>>10164095
You could start a traditional textile workshop. many scientist are interested on the properties of spiderwebs today, you could sell them samples of your waifus Magnus threads

>>10164093
>Also, I thought spider girls of japanese origin didn't lay eggs but were viviparous.
Iunno. from games and stuff I was under the impression that if you cut spider monsters open, kids will come out, so maybe. I don't think there are any species of actual spiders that don't lay eggs.

>>10164095

>Get like a mygallion dollars of wage every month.
>No dear nigger neighbor, I, is, the nigger.

>>10164114
now that I think about it canines tend to give birth to 4-7 pups. Being a yokai loving husband ain't cheap.

>>10164116

Don't forget they aren't just spiders. They are highly socialized humanoid anthropophage monsters. They just cannot possibly make hundreds of children at once without triggering a shitstorm. Or maybe they do but the children eat each others until only the strongest remain, maybe that's the mother who eat them. It would be much more practical for them to have children one by one or have up to five children at best.

I don't want to come back from work to see my lovely waifu murdering our children or encouraging them to slit each other throat with their tiny spider fangs like you would encourage children the first time they try to ride a bicycle.

>>10164202
Well they'd be half youkai anyway, so they probably wouldn't be that spidery to begin with and born live and few in number.

As far as between youkai, I always imagined that a youkai animal would give birth to other animals, e.g. they'd start off as simple monster spiders/foxes/bunnies/whatever and only get to turn human if they reached a long age like their parents.

As far as shitstorms go, I'm pretty sure that's what youkai did. Bust into a place and start eating people and feeding them to their kids. It's not like animals commonly became youkai or humans would let them live that long anyway.

Modern wise, asides from money matters, I don't think it'd matter much if some youkai hatched out a few dozen kids. Especially when they don't have a problem eating anything from bugs to humans. Names might be a problem though.

>maybe that's the mother who eat them.
I imagine the remaining children would be well behaved and not whore spiders.

Oh boy another excuse to post this

Yeah.

I'm not gonna lie, an Oni would be pretty fun

just lazing about inebriated, using each other as cushions, occasionally crashing frat parties and making off with their booze or going to a hot spring or the mountains

Course that sounds more like a friend than a waifu, but oh well

>>10164291
Just as well. You couldn't handle a fucking from something strong enough to tear down mountains anyway.

Also that horn is a head penis.

>>10164310
Oh please, if a frickin' lion has enough muscle control to pick up its cubs safely, I'm sure an Oni can manage to not smash everything it touches.

That said, drunken sex is absolutely terrible and should be avoided anyways.

>>10164241

Tsuchigumos are well known shapeshifters. It's likely that when they are born they just look like some humanoid monstruous spiders until they learn to take a human form, surely by imitating mommy or daddy if they are a girl/boy. Tsuchigumo are also know for being powerful as fuck yokai, with some exceptions of course where they are just regular giant arthropods. Yokai are just as civilized as humans (or at least pretend and act so) so there are little chance for the children to be abandoned and killed in the wilderness.

A powerful yokai race that makes so much offspring at once must be despised by all and every living form on earth be it other yokai or humans. It's much more likely they don't make that much children or at least the last time they tried they were beaten into place and only the ones who couldn't have so much babies were left alive.

For the half yokai thing, I think the yokai genes must be dominant as fuck and since yokai and consorts have a long history of human rape I wouldn't be surprised if it was in fact impossible to make half yokai.

In modern times yokai loving would likely result in:

>Sure, let the yokai live happily in our multicultural society!
>10 years later
>ALL HAIL THE GREAT ARACHNID QUEEN
>Why libtards? WHY?

>>10164337
>Implying the Great Arachnid Queen wouldn't be a incorruptible paragon of love and honesty compared to our previous Presidents

Okiku for one was incredibly cute, an obsessive ghost maid who appears as a shy young maiden when she's in a good mood and as a massive, roughly maid-shaped swarm of Chinese windmill caterpillars when she's not hits pretty much all of my fetishes. Plus she's almost always depicted with her hands tied (even her insect incarnation is named so because its pupa resembles a bound lady), so bondage play is not unlikely with her.

If Chinese folklore qualifies, there is also the gu, the final survivor of a black magic ritual where one tossed every venomous creature he could find into a pit and left them to devour one another. This sole victor gained the concentrated venom of every creature killed in the process and turned into a type of familiar spirit, bringing good luck to its master and his household (though usually at the cost of his neighbors, since gu mostly operated by applying their potent venom on their owner's opponents). Gu were notoriously clingy once created and a magician could only get rid of one by "giving it away to marriage", which involved leaving the gu's container in the streets and hoping that some stranger would pick it up - the gu would recognize the poor fellow as its new master and cheerfully continue its self-appointed task of brutally murdering anyone who looks at him the wrong way.

So you could pick up a sealed box from a strange man on the street and come home to find that you're now "married" to a cute (yet tiny) girl with the lower half of a saddleback caterpillar (or any other venomous animal - while gu were often depicted as caterpillars, there were as many types as there were venomous creatures), who would be completely devoted to you and do her best to assist you as your wife - though unfortunately her "help" would often be in the form of her trying to poison anyone whom she perceives to be a threat, and especially any potential love interest who could steal you away from her.

>>10164337
>>ALL HAIL THE GREAT ARACHNID QUEEN
Reminds me of the song from that Steamshovel Harry flash.

>O of Earth we sing
>And to Earth's Great Spider King
...
>We'll stand up and we'll sing
>To let Earthly freedom ring
>And let the Spider King still sting
>His jaws can dissolve anything

>>10164342
>Implying the Great Arachnid Queen wouldn't be a incorruptible paragon of love and honesty compared to our previous Presidents
That and her jaws can dissolve anything. I'd welcome our new spider overlords.

>>10164342

As the unique and ultimate ruler of the United Nests of America I, THE GREAT ARACHNID QUEEN, establish that all long period unemployed people and illegal immigrants shall be eaten without any trial. I also establish that all slippers, vacuum cleaners and newspapers are banned from our soil.

And then a never ending period of economical prosperity started as america ever growing population reached 25 billions.

>>10164352

Putting your gu waifu in a box for someone to pick her up seems like something only the lowest nigger could ever nigg'.

>>10164272
That was great.

>>10164394
Gu are usually created by spiteful old women (who use them to kill each other over petty offenses committed decades ago), so they're more like daughters to their creators and are given away in marriage once their job is finished. For all you know, you could find the man who passed the gu to you and see him and his wife quite happy that their daughter found a good husband.

>>10164446

If I put enough enough scorpions, snakes and scolopendras in the magic jar, will my centipede waifu have a human size? Cause having a centipede waifu sounds like something awesome. She would kill mean people and stuff.

She'd also makes spiders and mice leave my house in terror.

>>10164352
Gu sound pretty cool except you can't rub their tiny bodies on your dick.

Are there any human based youkai(that is humans that became youkai) that are moe?

>>10164471
I'd fuck a giant untransformed Jorōgumo right in its hairy vagina until my dick was raw before I'd go anywhere near a human sized centipede. Even if it is the cute giant Japanese centipede and not the horrifying, slightly smaller house centipede. That's scary, man. (Okay, I admit I'd hit your pic vs. that one game with the spider girl that has teeth all around her human vag.)

I think a caterpillar one would be better. It'd stab you with it's hair and poison you, but it might turn into a cute butterfly girl fairy thing eventually.

>>10164525

Scolopendra-senpei is cool and strong! You're just jalous because she gets all the girls!

ps: 3dpd pussies are disgusting. Let's not talk about spider pussies.

>>10164337
>>10164342
>>10164381
WAYQ

bump for arachnid erotica!

I'm a yuki onna otaku.

>>10164535

moe

>Not wanting a Bakeneko wife

>>10168044
>Not wanting a Shirime wife
B-Baka.

>>10164525
But centipedes can be quite cute too: Take for example geophilomorphs, worm-like centipedes adapted to an almost exclusively subterranean life - all are blind and some (despite retaining their myriad legs) cannot walk on flat surfaces, their means of locomotion requiring them to use a crevice as a pushing point. A far cry from the swift and vicious predators centipedes are portrayed to be, those soil-dwellers prey mainly on earthworms they encounter, aren't averse to eating plants when push comes to shove and hardly reach the speeds attained by other centipedes, having the least number of extrinsic leg muscles out of any centipede order (13, as opposed to 34 muscles per leg found in the infamous house centipede). Soil centipedes are also notoriously good parents, actively protecting their eggs by coiling around their clutch and frequently licking them to prevent fungal growth.

Some, such as the shore-dwelling Strigamia maritima, also display a curious trait where a centipede's number of body segments varies depending on the temperature it was reared in - and this number remains fixed throughout the centipede's life, unlike in stone and house centipedes where an individual grows more segments as it matures. So you could think of a S. maritima exposed to a cold snap prior to hatching as a flat-chested, school swimsuit-wearing (it goes without saying that a shore-dwelling loli monster girl should wear a school swimsuit), bespectacled young girl who would be incapable of the aggressive seduction employed by other monster girls, instead nurturing a long-standing complex about her lack of segments (and the childish appearance they bring despite her full maturity) that would prevent her from getting a husband. Of course, you could slowly melt the little girl's heart, hug her from behind and earnestly confess your love for her, telling her that you won't care about how immature her body is because you've already fell for the bookish, quiet girl.

>>10168139
And you'd suddenly feel the centipede girl's soft lips meeting your own, her warm, salty saliva (shore-inhabiting centipedes are predicted to excrete excess salt from their salivary glands, so I suppose her saliva would have a hint of sea salt in it) mixing with yours as she presses her wet, school swimsuit-clad body against you and discards your clothes with speed unexpected from such a reserved girl. She'd then tell you to take responsibility for seducing her and remove her own swimsuit to reveal her childish body to you, blushing and letting out cute moans as you gently lick her body and tease the tiny, undeveloped buds on her chest, and once she feels ready, your monster lover would gently lower herself on you, her centipede legs tightly clinging to you in a mixture of pain and pleasure as you violate her smooth, hairless loli pussy for the first time - though she'd continue clinging to you even after you're both exhausted, claiming with a blushing face that she feels inclined to do so because her kind is used to living in soil or crevices and she feels uneasy if she cannot firmly grasp an object (of course, she'd use this excuse even if there are plenty of other surfaces available for her to cling).

You'd then live an ideal life with your monster girl lover, coming home every day to a warm meal cooked by your cute wife (she'd invariably add a bit too much salt because of her own dining habits, though you'd eventually adjust to her pace anyway), bathing your unhatched daughters together to prevent fungal infections and watching her sleep peacefully with her long, segmented centipede body (though neither as long nor as segmented as she would like) tightly wrapped around your beloved eggs. And of course, due to all the love and warmth you've given to your daughters, they would all hatch as oppai loli monster girls with large breasts, lewd bodies and a full set of 53 leg-bearing segments, much to the chagrin of your flat-chested wife.

I used to love Fatal Frame, so yeah I guess I really like them. But I guess the majority are just children stories.
Is Gegege no Kitaro any good?

>>10168144
Thank you.

I want a kitsune wife more than anything.

>>10168144
better than fifty shades, man

>>10168144
>>10168139
Why does she have glasses if she's blind?

>>10170169
I'm sorry, should have clarified: I generally think of blind critters as girls with poor eyesight, so glasses are a necessity.

>>10164497
Futakuchi-onna can be pretty nice, and they're exclusively from human stock - they are created when a young girl takes her diet so far that her body's desire to eat manifests as a second mouth on the nape of her neck, independent of her control and able to manipulate the girl's hair to reach for nearby food. There's this recent work that boils down to "consensual brain sex with tsundere loli futakuchi-onna" and the one from Marugoto Anju Gakuen was quite cute. They seem to be fairly popular on Pixiv too.

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This gnat keeps flying around my head and bothering me. I was able to kill at least 20 before it, but every time I try to swat it, it moves so fast and dodges my attack. What baffles me is that it keeps coming back and taunting me!

Girl gangs rock.

>>10173209
Vacuum it

>>10173380
I'm not him, but how could you vacuum it without feeling guilty? The poor guy will be stuck in there and slowly and painfully starve to death. At least kill it quickly!

I love all mythologies, but yes OP I would like a kitsune waifu.