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More delicious Mano

A truly sad day that will be, and yet I'm still hopeful for her future.

Morning Musume Concert
121124 Osaka Day
121124 Osaka Night
121125 Kobe Day
121125 Kobe Night
http://www.mediafire.com/?desomhf9dd8hm4h,nkz85hoa4pn2w85,5pe4z5n22kb4ch9,ajtitm05inu739v

>>10131016
Thanks.

http://av.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/news/20121127_575476.html
>アップフロントワークス：(2013年初旬)
>　アップフロントグループ所属アーティストの歌番組や、ハロー! プロジェクトメンバー出演のバラエティ番組

Dis shit b legit? I sure hope so.

>>10131185
Translation please.
All I know is the word variety bangumi and I know that sounds good.

>>10131193
It seems to be saying Fuji TV and TBS are going to produce some shows straight to Youtube, including a H!P variety show.

>>10131185

Related article:
http://itpro.nikkeibp.co.jp/article/NEWS/20121127/440165/

>>10131185
Yes, but I wouldn't get your hopes up just yet, what with it being a free internet show.
Though it has great potential and could even redeem them from the utter pile of shit that is Satoyama.

I don't care if it will have a shit budget. A H!P variety show is just what my body needs.

Japanese Riho spreading her legs.

>>10131319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzvwlrLkQIs

Always so perky dancing.

So when can we expect this youtube variety thing? Before Reina graduates?

>>10131359
Start of 2013.

>>10130741
Ahh fuck. It's supposed to be thread number 22. I dun goofed.

>>10131629
I don't think it matters too much. We're still going to talk about idol stench regardless of the thread number.

Just a daily reminder: you'll never be as manly as Kuduu.

>>10131670
It unsettles my autism man.

>>10131705
Kudu is growing at an alarming rate. Pretty sure she's shagged everyone at H!P already.
I wish my testosterone levels were that high.

>>10131705
This is how the cutest thing in H!P becomes the most disgusting unattractive one. Kudos, Kudo. You ruined yourself.

Also, nice acne Ishida.

>>10130659
>Anyone else with the opinion that Tamura Meimi is the perfect idol?
Kinda yeah, like I said in an earlier thread, I think it's refreshing how genuinely she seems to enjoy every second of being an idol. At first I thought it was kinda annoying when she stole camera time from other members, especially when she interrupted Yuuka I wanted to bash her face in, but shes really much more interesting than the others so it doesnt bother me anymore.
Too bad their last three singles has been kinda shit.

>>10132120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysEW7jmKk0

>>10132137
I wish I could understand what she's saying.

>>10132064
Oh but you don't understand how perfect she is.

She has the strongest personality of any of the young H!P. Yes, she's hyperactive and crazy, but she knows how to be funny and tolerable. But that isn't anything yet. She has an AMAZING natural beauty. And the weirdest thing is how capable she is of being this cute, energetic kid and in a single instant transform into a beautiful serene girl. There is absolutely no other idol in the world who can do this. And they actually point it out in some making of.

I think that her strength is that she has the greatest idol aura of any H!P member. She lights up every room she's in. The perfect definition of an idol.

>>10132327
That's all well and good, but what does she smell like?

>>10132794
Like a soaked dog.

>>10132976
She does kinda look like a confused puppy.

>>10132224
I heard CHRISUMASU KAADO so maybe the theme is a Christmas card.
What the would the tagline be for such a lewd Christmas card?

>>10132327

I'm at this point where this kind of post disturb me more than idol smell/sweat posts

>>10134085
Open your heart (metaphorically represented by legs) for the less fortunate?

>>10134085
Season's feetings?

She ded ;_;

>>10134503
what happen

>>10132120
>>10131319
>>10134085
Flexible delicious.
>>10132137
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysEW7jmKk0
;_;
>>10134369
>those stinky feet with never press themselves all over your face

S/mileage - LIVE LIVEFUL! SHIBUYA 5DAYS! Streaming:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1B3W4XRyxg

http://tower.jp/article/series/2012/09/24/live01

>>10136075
When are they performing?

>>10132327

Here's the example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_qpT-QAhas#t=02m37s

Also Bonus Crazy Tamura
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxPkC7sgL0g

>>10135322
who are you quoting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE4hn1TPwfs

They lost to 2 little kids. This is beyond embarrassing.

>black eyed peas
>rage against the machine
dat inappropriate music
>>10136690
the little one has spunk and talent
older one is more impression dance but cool

both looked free style

obviously the older girls doing something they obviously rehearsed prior and something that they didnt come up with themselves but was taught to them are going to lose on principle

idols dont create their own dances, music, clothes or anything they have perks but they dont do certain things

a couple of underage girls with actual talent are going to win

>>10136886
ｗｈｏ　ｑｕｏｔｅ？

well, the kids danced to awesome nakata music so of course they had to win.

Little girl had attitude.

You nerds jealous of my new girlfriend?

你吃醋吗？

>>10136907

I-It wasn't me. I didn't stole your panties.

>>10138251
What kinda of undies do Sayu and Reina wear?

>>10138268
Plain as fuck for Sayu, I guess. Reina obviously wears slutty thongs.

>>10138125
I knew she had a boyfriend before momusu
but I don't expect her taste is that low

Junjun, you disappoint me

>>10138125
中国の豚、中国に帰れ

>>10138574
Money

>>10138574
My clever ruse has left you befuddled!

In actuality, he is just her friend. Her fans on her blog also were asking who the fug that dude was and JunJun said:

"李纯_BABY: 那有什么误会的'很好的闺蜜哟''又没什么需要藏着掖着的'现在在哟 "

Which would mean something like:

You are misunderstanding. This is my really good friend. And I don't have any reason to hide him.

What is the best group of Hello! Project and why?

I just realized Smileage has grown a lot on me lately. That means that Morning Musume has finally gone down to the bottom among the four in my ranking.

What a fucking shit group it has become...

>>10136690
Can someone please give a link to this video ?

>>10138874

Most talented is probably C-ute. Berryz Koubou would be a close 2nd, so a person's favorite group would come down to which girls they like better. Both groups have some great songs and personable idols.

S/mileage if you like the little girl.

I don't understand why people like Morning Musume. All of their songs are just not good. The only reason I pay attention to them is for DVD magazines and shit like that.

>>10139155
Eh, even if they're now a completely different group, I still like Morning Musume. It's like supporting your favourite football club. Players come and go but you'll still be loyal to the club even if shit hits the fan.

Their songs are still nice to listen to if you keep an open mind but hey who supports an idol group just to listen to their songs anyway?

Do you coordinate your cute outfit for the day and then give sacrifice to god continually giving thanks to his name?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvgj3p_201211290erina-ikuta_music

Wait wait since when was it decided that Ikuta was in charge of variety shows?

>>10140429
15 minutes in, Ikuta barely said a word. I don't think I can go on watching.

>>10140429
Why the HELL wouldn't they pick the brown musume to be their representative on varieties? She is cute as fuck and really likable.

>>10140549
It was NOT brown.

>>10140676
Holy shit man.

>>10140429
Well, that was underwhelming.

>>10138946
>Berryz>C-ute>S/mileage>Morning Musume or? Let's see the whole ranking. Do you include soloists?

>>10140429
apparently from one of the producer(the same producer tweet about the girls from Black Variety) tweeted at first they want one of the musume to be on the show. then UFA gave them two choices (one of them is Ikuta) and ask the producers which one is better. the producer responded back that either one is fine but she has to suit for the show's topic and interact with Nakai.

Yet fucking UFA still sent Ikuta to be on the show. I mean you let a 15 years old to be on a late night talk show with subject like plastic surgery or future nude photobook. How would a fucking 15 years old make up something and share her thoughts?

any of the OG, sayu, iikubo would be great for the show because they are old enough to talk about these subjects (except reina because she sucks at variety)

I mean if UFA really want to push a new girl, how on earth would they picked Ikuta over Iikubo who at least has a brain and more confidence. These would only result in fans are awaiting the show, disappoint, look at girls embarrass themselves, saying これはひといand fucking rant on the girls like I am doing right now.

So FUCK YOU UFA AGAIN for this and FUCK YOU UFA for making ikuta and kudo wearing so little clothes under a cold night, thinking being kei chan's back dancer for less 1 min can gain public exposure while Taka san only want kei chan alone. FUCK YOU

The most embarrassing thing of all is that they actually sent Ikuta with THAT HAIRSTYLE. Why the fuck haven't they noticed how shit it is yet!

>>10140429
Oh well, just watched this. It wasn't that bad. At least she spoke a little.

When Momoko went to the show she barely said two sentences and when Wada Ayaka went she didn't say a SINGLE word.

>>10141101
It is really "hitoi".
I can understand your frustration but dammit contain your tits man.

>>10141169
woops typo it should be ひどい
sorry man i am half drunk right now

>>10140429
I bet it's hard to top all that kabuto and holding a giant bug in the middle of your variety show while all the other girls stand back and scream/squeal.

>>10141953
Mano's mouth is a miracle of the universe.

>>10142116
Stop using that same phrase everywhere. So far there's been like 10 miracles of the universe.

>>10142309
The newness of this poster is a miracle of the universe.

>>10142320
The phrase being a meme makes it even more retarded.

>>10142329
I forgot where I was. A place where simple phrases can set off someone's autism. As if the comments are directed at them, they take these phrases as personal offenses.

Please leave, this place is clearly not suitable for you.

>>10142340
Ok, get out then faggot.

>>10142347
>>10142352
No, I've always been here and I'll always be here.

>>10142309
>>10142329
Is dis nigga serious?

Zukki's body is a miracle of the universe.

>>10142455
Zukki's body constantly expands and will eventually collapse upon itself.

>>10142462

Yes, we heard that joke already.

Get out of /jp/, jphp scum

>>10142470
Where?

>>10142475

Previous threads.

>>10142482
Well, the point is that Zukki is fat as fuck.

>>10142473
What's a jphp, dad?

>>10142489

Yes, we know that too mate.

>>10142503
It warrants repeating.

>>10142508

If you say so.

>>10142489
Is she sucking lifeforce from Junjun?

>>10142530
She's always talking about how fat she is getting. I'm pretty sure she has an eating disorder.

>>10142543

More like mental disorder in my opinion.

>>10142564
I thought an eating disorder was a mental disorder.

>>10142569

I wasn't only talking about eating. She has other problems with herself.

>>10142455
still cant believe there is a female idol fatter than me

>>10142582
What other problems?

>>10142951
JunJun has always seemed kinda depressed to me. Not Sayumi poster, by the way.

>>10142957
Well, she had to leave her homeland to work a stressful job in a foreign country where some people look down on Chinese.

>>10140429

Just like everyone else, I am kinda disappointed with this appearance, but I'm also feeling bad for Haruna if indeed they picked Ikuta for being more on variety shows. I mean, Haruna is completely useless in terms of dance and singing, and her stage presence overall is meh. But the girl has a very cute face, is mature, can talk about any given subject, can lick people's butt and give a lasting impression other than "this new Morning Musume has no fucking idea of how anything works". Remember that show where she was just chillin' with Tsunkuboy and Chinami or whatever? that's what I'm talking about.

>>10143047
>But the girl has a very cute face
lol NO
>is mature
definitely not
>can talk about any given subject
what? No
>and give a lasting impression
Yeah, of repulsiveness

>>10143202
You are objectively wrong. Go kill yourself.

>>10143202
Bitch go watch more japan variety show relating momusu. She has been to Downtown's(Host of Hey x3) talk show ALONE TWICE and she did great both time. She is fucking 18 already and she would have fucking idea to talk about the subject like plastic surgery on that Nakai show that Ikuta had no fucking clue to say any shit.

>>10142564
Fags on baidu (Chinese website) momusu site said Junjun tweeted like a 3DPG would do

>>10144311
I don't think JunJun has Twitter. Post it if you have it.

>>10144305
I respect your opinion but next time please try to structure your sentence properly. I know your not from around here but don't make it seem even more obvious.

Not that guy your replying to by the way.

>>10144311
Yea, she's a 3d pure gaijin.

>>10144327
where? you mean H!O? nah.

yeah but sure man next time i would phase my sentence more properly

>>10143202

Guy you replied to here. I wonder what exactly you're trying to prove? that you can greentext?

>>10144399
I'm not interested in wherever you're from. Only advice I can give you is to lurk moar.

>>10144444
Death quints tell the truth. Do so.

C-ute's latest pocket morning Q&A has Airi talking about feet. It is like she knows about Jaypee and wants to tease us.

>>10144444

>>10144475
Autists think alike I guess.

>>10144475

Dawa also talked about feet as well. Same question I believe.

She's got tiny feet (US women's 6 - 6.5)

What do you think Airi thinks about?

face the fact that Maimi is the best

>>10144848
Nah she's actually quite plain.

She should stop with the Niigaki bullshit already, this is getting quite awkward. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4QhrWJu0y0

>>10145724
Is she wearing her clothes? Dayum that bitch be crazy.

A sleeping Airi.

>>10145724
I like it. But I think she also needs to focus on other things for her character. They can't be dragging Gaki-san into everything she does.

>>10142116
>Mano is a Miracle of the universe.

Fixed that for you. Not that I don't agree.

aren't the pretty? but who do they belong to?

>>10146252
Fecking bunions.

so pretty... i would love to smother them with still-warm mcdonald's grease.

You wake up one day to discover you have become Captain. Would you abuse your power over the other Berryz?

>>10147221
Shave Momochi's head.
Try being cute now, bitch.

>>10147240
Talking about shaving, does Momochi shave or trim or not?

>>10147248
Would we be able to tell if she had a huge bush of pubes from bikini pictures in photo-books? I don't get to look at women in real life often so I don't know.

>>10146294
>>10146252
Moar.

I recommend watching C-ute DVD magazine 27. The members watch old DVD magazines and laugh at each other. It is pretty interesting to see the changes that have taken place over the years in regards to the C-ute members.

>>10147745
I wonder how much extra UF has to budget for when Zukki goes to eat, like for TV shows and the like.

>>10147745
After seeing this picture and then reading the following post I went back to the picture and realized I half-unconsciously avoid looking at Zukki and pretend she's not there. Nice.

>>10147745

Whoa, Ikuta's actually looking nice in this picture.

>>10147864

Now I realized that too.

O-oniichan..

>>10148793
Hope she turns out to be a good performer. I can't watch most of the musumes sing nowadays because they are all so shit at it.

I still can't stop loving Mitsui. The face, the voice, the everything is so perfect.

Should I be ashamed, /jp/?

>>10148993
Very. Grandma fuckers aren't welcome here.

>>10149001
pls don't bully aika

>>10149012
She is the 2nd worst idol, behind Zukki. She deserves all the punishment she can get.

aika <3
zukki <3

>>10148993
not at all. i feel similarly towards koharu.

>>10147485
<== koharu's delicious feet.

do you wish you could smell koharu's in-between after she's completed her daily schedule, /jp/?

>>10148993
aika's feet!

What does jaypee wish for Christmas?

>>10149814
an eight hour compilation dvd of japanese and korean women rubbing vicks vapor rub onto and into their sloots.

>>10149814
For Zukki to slim down.

Wakuteka B-sides live
http://youtu.be/blX9a6Wi5wc
http://youtu.be/LEEol-6xr_k
http://youtu.be/uFnjcAA7zT4

>>10148993
You are one with the spirit of these threads

>>10149978
>http://youtu.be/blX9a6Wi5wc
The opening melody sounds a bit like Satori's theme, bothers me a bit that's all. Kuduu doesn't sound too bad live. Sato too.
>http://youtu.be/LEEol-6xr_k
Shit soundman, what are you doing?
Mizuki's got everything else down except for a fucking personality. Such a shame.
Daishi still can't sing for shit. She's like the 10ki's Ikuta.
>http://youtu.be/uFnjcAA7zT4
Haven't watched this yet. Didn't want Fatty to ruin my day.

KUMAINAL FANTASY

>>10147248
Momo seems like the kind of girl that would have a huge bush if she didn't shave but I think she's the kind of idol that would go out of her way to keep trimmed, shaved or waxed. What do you think is Momo more a trim girl, a shave girl or a wax girl?

Could this be a new Hello!Pro Autist Ace successor to Suzuki Airi?

>>10150479
Yeah I've noticed her tics acting up here and there as well. I feel much more connected with my idols now.

>>10149019
You deserve all the punishment you can get from ur mum.

Aika was the goddamn Tom Hanks behind MM. She kept it together behind the scenes.

HELLO! SATOYAMA LIFE 12-11-29
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvhoum

>>10150479
>>10150502
I dont get it what tics?

Something with spastic muscle contractions?

If that is the case why is the camera zooming in on this? Do the japanese not have decency for people with disability? Not that any were else is any different but still.

>>10150809
it's a charm point
stepupsenpai.png
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourette_syndrome

>>10150933
Oh, she has tourettes?

Does she say profanity uncontrollably or say/do things that she cant help?

>>10150696
I love that japanese delinquent pose. Looks like they are pooping. I wonder if they fart a little on accident. Would love to have a sniff （ ◜◡◝ ）

>>10150994
Which H!P's shit would you prefer to eat?

>>10150953
The latter, although the first could be a possibility. It's probably a mild case anyway.
>>10150994
I know what you mean man. I'd love me some idol farts.

Aww, I was listening to that horrible c-ute album with remakes of old singles and got to Dance De Bakoon and thought "hey, this version is actually really fucking good"

Took me a while to get why.
I feel robbed of my new and better version of the song now.

Which H!P do you think would go without a shower for a few days in a row, either through carelessness or from personal disregard for societal expectations?

>>10151041
Airi seems like she could immerse herself in doing something so deeply she'd forget about such mundane things.

>>10151049
oh my just look at those wrinkles. i can almost taste them

mmmmm

>>10151163
Rina and Kana get ones that cover also the face.

>>10151171
What was Tsunku thinking putting in talentless, ugly idols?

i love when Momo gets pissed

I wish to sneak up behind her, put my hands on her bare shoulders and then slowly slide down into her armpits and then grab her perky little tits, rubbing her nipples in a circular motion and then sliding one hand down her flat stomach until I can feel the soft mound of her freshly sprouted pubic hair and then slowly rub her little clitoris until she begins to moan in pleasure and then work a finger into her tight little virgin pussy, until it becomes soaking wet, creating a stain on her apron and then to move my face down to her perfectly round buttcheeks, rubbing my nose into her butt crack and licking out her pink asshole and then suddenly I feel something warm coming out of her vagina, a yellow fluid runing down her legs, and then she begins to grunt heavily, squatting slightly as she does so and then her asshole bulges out and begins spewing out hot, steaming piles of excrement into my mouth, until the mushy substances fills my mouth cavity and begins sliding down into my throat, coming out my nostrils, and then I suffocate and die with the smell of Momochi's shit in my head.

What do idols smell like, Jaypee?

>>10151303
There's one that smells like a gorilla.

>>10151288
Amazing, truly wonderful.

Could not have typed it better myself. Now to fap.

>>10151303
vicks vapor rub.

>>10151303

Like semen and piss of old, rich guys.

>>10151501

Sounds about right...

>>10151501
>>10151525
When you say it like that I now see the picture as them huddling close to one another in fear and trying to comfort one another as they have all been violently raped on a regular basis behind the scenes.

Especially the one on the far left. You can almost see the fear and sadness in her eyes.

>>10151566

Sounds about right...I wouldnt trade with a popstar in the west or the east.

Not to burst idolfag bubbles, but this is why 2D is superior.

>>10151566
That is both depressing and arousing. I wonder how often idols are taken advantage of by their producers and higher-ups.

>>10151589

I am sure its a pre-requisite to even get in.

>>10151175
>>10151597
Wait, this kinda adds up. Not cool.

You just met the evil truth of idol reality.

>>10151635
What if Rinapuu is really, REALLY good at sex?

Are you people just discovering this now?
It's not unique to idols. You think Hollywood stars didn't have to sleep with old Jewish men to get where they are today?

>>10151597
But Berryz Koubou was only 10 when they debuted.

>>10151650
10 years old, that is.

>>10151650
Lolicon manager or they were waiting until the fruit was ripe.

All child actors/singers turn into sluts when they grow up. Not uniquely Japanese in any way.

Am I really the only one that thinks of them as actresses? I dont care how many dicks they have to suck to get lines, it's not a part of their characters as long as I dont hear about it. I dont expect them to be the same persons in real life.

>>10151678
I assumed they acted or behaved different when they are off camera(how ever often that is)

Though in japan that may not be the case. The would probably be act that way all the time.

A part of me wants to see them when they are off camera when they truly act like how they really are and not trying to put on a show.

Then I would masturbate to this unseen personality they had hidden for all these times. Kind of like voyeurism for idols.

Chinami is still pure. R-right guys?

And Sayu, she's pure too. R-right guys?

>>10151730
>>10151752(mmm nice foot peek)


I have to admit these are pretty cute and I hope for their purity to be fully intact.

>>10151707

She will offer you some coke, you will have meaningless zombie like sex, and afterwards she will whine about how her daddy didnt love her...

>>10151768
Sounds like a dream come true for me.

>>10150953
Most cases of tourettes don't involve profanity at all.

>>10151954
I have tourettes. Sometimes I might say cusses but it's very rare. Most tourettes involves grunts and motor tics like twitches.

It does happen, though.

I just can't imagine Chinami doing anything lewd. She is too cute and sweet and innocent in the way she acts.

>>10151752
i always thought she was the impure and much uglier evil dimension twin of mano

>>10150805
Lots of hugging and touching in the concert. It's like I'm watching a Japanese version of a Russian lesbian pop act.
>>10151041
Zuki. Because fat people are disgusting like that.
>>10151303
Depends on the idol. I bet Maimi smells like a sporty sweaty girl. Chisato probably smells like something warm, hot, but musky. Airi probably smells clean. Dawa probably smells like caramel.
>>10151589
ブーブー
>>10151658
Chi aged well you know.
>>10152193
Chi always seemed pretty judgmental of other idols, so it makes me feel like she has a really strict idea of morality or what a person should be in her head. I've seen repeated cases where she was really quick to point out someone's faults or something she thought they'd done wrong. Makes me think she thinks highly of herself and wouldn't lower herself to lewd standards.

Do you think Risako is still pure guys? lel

She exudes lewdness from her every pore.

Can't have a single thread in peace without this fucking retard shitposting it up.

>>10152927
Thank you for your meaningful contribution to the thread.

Would you let Miki-sama degrade you?

The beginning of another exciting week, jaypee.

>>10153607
nope

This is a bit lewd, I'd say.

>>10153607
I'd rather see Ayaya degrade her.

>>10147723
Oh shit. That was too cute. Seeing them trying not to react whenever Kanna and Erika comes on screen was funny too.

>>10147723
I get the feeling that the Mai and Chisato pair's always bullying Nakky. Is this true?

>>10155595
Are they always bullying Nakky in C-ute DVD Mag 27? No, I think they are just having a giggle, mate. They've been friends, or at least business partners, for like 10 years or some shit so I think they are comfortable enough with each other to joke around like that.

>>10155742
Yeah I guess I was just worrying too much. Nakky's so cute though. And stop spending so much time on spee.

>>10155765
Now that I watch it again, they didn't even make fun of her for her most retarded action, which was crying over a ping-pong game.

The studio recordings collection covers are pretty awesome, going to post some of my favourites here.

5th Stage: [Saka Agari]

While having a good time on the beach this person comes over, kicks sand in your face, and calls you a nerd. What do you do?

>>10157218
She wouldn't do such things because she knows bullying is wrong.

>>10157218
I grab a hold of her foot and refuse to let go

Which H!P do you think is/was the biggest bully?

>>10157478
She'd probably laugh at you because you are being bullied further by having to touch her nasty foot.

Reina in a white wedding dress.

Looks like the guy who came to fix my toilet.

>>10158714
After he was done with the job amirite

>>10158721
I think Zukki would be in her natural state covered in feces.

>>10158850
What the hell is that picture?
It looks so.. surreal.

>>10158850
how much dmt were they on when they came up with this concept?

printer ink - shit be crazy, yo!

J-MELO in Europe Part 1 with Ai Takahashi and Risa Niigaki
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvka66

>>10159970
These "idols in the west" things are always more or less painful to watch. I guess I won't even bother this time.

>>10159977
It is hard to watch because when they find some Westerners to talk to, be they fans or whatnot, they remind me of how ugly and shitty the real world is in comparison to the idol world.

Get out of this thread, H!P-hater!
お前は、性格暗くて陰湿で悪質なんだよ。
ハロプロの悪口ばかり書いて、このスレの雰囲気を悪くするなよ。

>>10159993
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>10159970
I watched this on TV this mornign when I got up. That french guy dancing in front of his whole family was too much for me.

>>10159986
The vast majority of the Westerners they speak to are just anime loving retards who simply latch on to anything Japanese with complete disregard to whatever it actually is.
Western fans who actually have knowledge about idols are certainly a rarity. Particularly with a group like H!P where most of their exposure is on radio shows or untranslated TV/web appearances/blogs. Yet you still have these Western 'fans' that consider themselves as such because they've heard some of their A side singles and watched a few 2 minute clips on youtube of them.

And then they get members coming around to meet them at their house. Fuck them.

>>10160054
That guy spoke Japanese and was a proper autist retard, not one of these wannabe weeaboo teenagers who enjoy being part of a fandom more than the thing they supposedly are a fan of.

>>10160012
>gorilla
tee hee hee hee

>>10160080
That picture. Stop. Please.

>>10160049
I wonder what his father thought of him when he did that dance on tv.

>>10159970
that face of his family....
I think Ai did feel awkward and ashamed even...

>>10160058
>spoke Japanese
He's one of these retards. Pic related.

>>10160084

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tolmjTprbA
Oh, so she CAN play. I thought she was just Sayumi level.

>>10160150
can your favourite idol play the drums, /jp/? - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iou0yzb5gdA

>>10160155
No, and Masaki is not that good at it either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCm0GsHjhfs

>>10160155
Pfftt. Her timing is turribad and the feel is not there either. Amateur drumming at best. Nothing to boast about.

>>10160160
so reinya, you must be well chuffed that maimai has blossomed into such a fine little lady. can she play guitar as well?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GayY76ekOSo

>>10160180
Not him but I can play better than this. And I suck at guitar too.

>>10159970

XDDDDDDDDDDD LOL THAT WAS HILARIOUS XDDDD HEHEHE XDDDDD I CAN'T EVEN XDDDDDDDD EBIN XDDDDDD

>>10160229

And I'm not even ironic.

>>10160199
>Not him
^___^

>I can play better than this.
i wasn't asking if YOU could play, i was asking if your favourite idol could.

>>10160229
>>10160233
So your just shitposting then?
Reported

>>10160236
No, I'm just saying that she's nothing special.

C-ute marketing T-shirts. I wonder how someone came up with Saki's pentagram shirt. Shit's weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCIqD0UMMoI

>>10160199
Uh, no, no one who sucks at guitar can play that.

did you count your life's blessing aniki?

>>10160424
She can't play that. It's very sloppy. I bet she won't even be able to pull off some of Momusu's solos properly. There's a difference between someone who plays guitar as a hobby and someone whose job is playing it for recordings. She is nowhere near that level.

>>10160446
is it because she is korean?

>>10160446
I just said no one that's shitty can play that, didn't say that she's great or anything.

>>10160460
Nope. Stop projecting.

>>10160463

Riho confirmed for juvenile delinquency, contract termination announcement expected soon.

Why is the audio synch always fucked up in all torrents of HP MVs?

>>10161371
Maybe your codecs are messed up or you have a shit video player. Where are you downloading from? Hello!Online deletes torrents that don't work, I'm pretty sure.

>>10160562
Dat Momo.

>>10159993
This is a little late, but who the hell is this guy talking to?

>>10161531
Who quote

>>10161585
You've got a lot of learning to do son.

I woke up today, turned on the TV and Ai-chan and Gaki-san were on NHK World.
I had completely forgotten about their J-Melo appearance and was pleasantly surprised. Saw it as a sign that the day would be great, and it was. I got my license today.

Thank you, Ai-chan and Gaki-san. I owe it all to you.

>>10161705
Driver's license? I'd be too nervous of jumping the curb and running a crowd of children over to get one of those.

What is the biggest UFA blunder?

>>10161705
I miss Yossy so much.

At least we still get to see her in DoriMusu and occasionally getting gay with Ishikawa in H&A, but it's not enough.

>>10162365
What is it about Yossi that makes you like her?

>>10162693
What's not to like? You think posting one picture of her where she looks a little rough is going to make me mad?

>>10163235
W-what?
3/10

MFK H!P edition!

Momochi.

So they've added native catalogs to the site huh? Cool.

I've been strictly a Musume fan up to now, but I've recently become enamored with autisms poster child, Suzuki Airi.
I found this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClINp3mpIas)) video and from what I can gather, most of the clips are from Buono DVD magazines. I'm watching those at the moment, but I want more! Please share with me your favourite Airi Tv appearances, DVDs and anything else featuring her being odd or funny.

>>10164058
No.

I've been strictly a Musume fan up to now, but I've recently become enamored with autisms poster child, Suzuki Airi.
I found this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClINp3mpIas)) video and from what I can gather, most of the clips are from Buono DVD magazines. I'm watching those at the moment, but I want more! Please share with me your favourite Airi Tv appearances, DVDs and anything else featuring her being odd or funny.

>>10163847
She has a pretty face, but her waist to hip ratio is about 1:1.
I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw it.

>>10164598
>>10164603
>>10164618
Which member of Hello!Project is this?

>>10164855
I wonder if Kamei doesn't shower for days on end because she isn't an idol anymore.

>>10164736

The two first are the same girl, Mano Erina.

The last one is Kikkawa You.

>>10164880
Thanks, I didn't recognize Mano for some raisin.

>>10164078
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvJs7eLjbV4

Image limit reached. New thread.
>>10165242
>>10165242
>>10165242