/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The ten things I do everyday

Get rammed by a big fat cock

>>10115992
I dont even think I do 10 things everyday

Let a dog mount and knot me, but only if I were a little girl.

10x: Go ride a train so I can get gang-raped by all the male passengers.

>>10115987
Same thing I do every day. Sit at the computer. I'm going to have to find 9 new things to do.

copy Sanae's ten desires.

I just want to be a young lesbian

Befriend some /jp/sies and then break their hearts.

Go to a /jp/ meet

- Squat over a mirror

- Attention whore on /jp/

1. fugging
2. masturbating
3. using a vibrator
4. sucking dick
5. looking at self naked in mirror
6. wearing cute things
7. showing body off to guys on the internet
8. getting free stuff from guys on the internet
9. camwhoring on /jp/
10. get a /jp/ gf or bf

If I was under 12 I'd go to primary and ask to be molested
I want to be paid in alcohol
I'd also sugg all the little boys diggs

Buy lots of cute clothes

Walk around outside naked until I get abducted and raped.

>>10115987
1) Buy clothes
2) Learn everything necessary about cosmetics
3) Buy cosmetics
4) Make female friends to hang out with to do girly stuff together. They can probably help with point 2.
5) Go on a public toilet for girls
6) Buy dildos
7) Masturbate
8) Take photo of body naked and with all different clothes
9) Hook up with a man to have casual sex with.
10) Hook up with a cute lesbian to have casual with.

I'd be pure enough to make up for all the lewd acts of other /jp/ers.

Go to japan and be the magical girl from the Australian outback with a heart of gold and be the most pure and sway them from their degenerate ways.

>>10116129

No one could be pure enough to counteract my unbridled debauchery if this happened.

>>10116129
I will find you and corrupt you into the lewdest cock-lusting slut on /jp/.

>>10116139

Do you really live in the outback?

>>10116114
Those are pretty good ideas.

>>10116139
Would you slip a shrimp on the barbie for them?

>>10116150
He's just joking, no one actually lives in Australia.

>>10116150
Does the goat clap in the mountains?

Kidnap /jp/'s and make them lick my feet and their own cum out of my vagina.

>>10116167

So 'no' then.

Become rustle and share the pics with you guys

>>10116170
That sounds pretty nice actually, thank you for considering us.

1) Grope
2) Masturbate
3) Scissor
4) Masturbate
5) Masturbate
6) Masturbate
7) Masturbate
8) Masturbate
9) Masturbate
10) Masturbate

I would piss in a tub until it was full, then have guys pay me so they can bathe in my piss.

Lop off my breasts and blame it on /jp/

>>10116039

Don't bully ;~;

>>10116235
I'd do the opposite and pay guys to cum in a horse trough and the luckiest man impregnates me.

Why does no one want to be a mother? You can make other little girls.

It won't happen so whats the point in discussing it? Fuck off, god I fucking hate these threads.

>>10116235
How much?
I would probably only pay $5,
It would be old and stagnant, and when you leave piss in a container for a while, cloudy stuff starts building up and isn't very sanitary.

>>10116276
Would you at least play an mmo of you as a little girl?

>>10116276
Nothing real happens in animu, mango, VNs, touhou, everything /jp/ related. I think that is why it is all so appealing.

>>10116276
Don't you like to fantasize about being a girl and getting stuffed full of cocks?

>>10116027
You copied ass twice.

>>10116321
Thats the point idiot. If you want to be a girl so bad like me these threads are just annoying and unfun.

I'd become a lesbian.

>>10116343
Aw don't be too sad. Drown yourself in more little girl VNs.

>>10116347
What would be the point of becoming a woman if you didn't stick a cock in every orifice of your body?

Shitpost on /jp/

Get fugged hard by a dog.

>>10116362
Finally someone else who shares my desires.

>>10116362
You won't ever have to worry about STDs or pregnancy... that's kind of nice. And you could always kill it when you're done.

>>10116387

Yes. Check you are privilege.

>>10116370
I think women getting fucked by dogs is extremely hot and men getting fucked by dogs is extremely disgusting. Does that make me a dog homophobe?

>>10115987
Seeing that picture makes me have a sudden desire to lick Ran's mound through her panties.

>>10116359
So I can still prance around being the same old me with the same old tastes in women but better dressed.

>>10116387
What do you think of men having sex with female dogs? I think disliking gay sex between a man and a dog is normal if you aren't gay.

>>10115987
not a damn thing, except my crippling shyness would nowbe cute instead of creepy

>>10116393
Checked - was feeling privileged. Took my privilege level down a notch.

1. Wear cute clothing.
2. Go out more.
3. Go to a public ladies bathroom.
4. Buy a sex toy.
5. Masturbate with sex toy.
6. Take photos of myself.
7. Find a guy who resembles who I looked like as a man.
8. Date him, sex him.
9. Trash talk other women and blatantly point out all their inconsistencies and double standards.
10. Flaunt my ability to remain innocent while being sexual, lady-like while being masculine. I would show women how a real woman should act.

>>10116414
You can guy a sex toy as a guy and they still feel great.

>>10116387
I love it when dogs fuck traps, but there's so little porn of it that I feel like I might be the only one.

fuck, i want to fuck my dog now
fuck you jp, fuck you

1.suck dicks
2.fuck dicks
3.suck dicks
4.fuck dicks
5.dress slutty and go where bums are and get raped
6.suck more dicks
7.go to a public bathroom with signs pointing to my ass and pussy saying free cum toilet
8.set up a gangbang
9.lesbian sex
10.find jper and settle down and be a loyal wife

>>10116510
You forgot to list one ass.

Go to a /jp/ neighbourhood and get babysat by a /jp/spie and act lewd and see how they react.

Could you resist a little girl sitting in front of a fan topless?

>>10116519
>bums
>ass
That's definitely twice.

1-10. Molest young boys x10

kill myself definitely. I do not want a twat or a period.

>>10116510
You'll be an ugly used whore in no time. Don't waste your gift.

>>10116510
Perfect

I can't think of any negatives to becoming a girl, can /jp/ list them?

>>10119978
It depends on if you if you can become a girl multiple times.

You mean magically and permanently, not surgical "transgender" or Ranma 1/2 shit?

Probably try to cash as much of my money as I could before people wised up that my gender had somehow changed while my name/signature & account number hadn't. After that, secure some kind of false identity papers, which I have no fucking clue how to do. So I suspect I'd simply be straight fucked and wind up deported to some other country which itself was inclined to deport me for not being a documented citizen there either.

P.S. fuck the auto-fail captcha, I'm not paying you 10bux let alone 15 or 20, just to contribute your site's content for you.

>>10119978
Bleeding vaginas, pregnancy, glass ceiling.

>>10119978
Sexual cavity prone to yeast infection and smell.
Menstrual cycle.
Physically weaker.
Less logical brain.
Get bullied by men sometimes.

1. >>10116010
2. Become a photoshopped net-idol.
3. Become a wannabe Youtube VA and make rage-inducing videos.
4. Voice-talk on MMOs for free gear.
5. Buy cans of Nair and wear my seifuku more often.
6. Tell white males to check their privilege.
7. Get a twinky boyfriend from /jp/ or /g/ and be physically/verbally abusive to them in the context of a loving relationship.
8. Get jobs in retail, costumer service, and clerical work without jumping through hoops.
9. Have nicer skin without trying so hard, because of estrogen.
10. Be a bitch and regret it, and blame it on estrogen.

>>10119990
Those only affect women, not girls.

>>10120014
I think this post is more of a subtle critique on girls, rather than things you would actually do.

>>10120017
in that case
1.You will become a women eventually.

>>10120014
You're fat, yes? Then your body already makes estrogen, start blaming stuff on it!

In the long run, it's better to be a man.
In today's society though, woman have it thousandfold easier.

>>10120031
Not if I keep turning myself into a girl over and over again.

>>10120037
quite the opposite problem; never had a BMI over 18 and its giving me joint problems.

1. Wear cute clothes
2. Wash everyday instead of once a month
3. Do cute hairstyles with my hair
4. Masturbate a lot, maybe with sex toys too

Well. Looks like, it would be pretty much the same, except I'd feel better about myself, considering that I'd be naturally cute.

>>10120068
>I'd be naturally cute

But that wasn't specified.

>>10120077
How does this work exactly, I've been called girlishly cute as a male. Does this mean I'd be a cute girl or does the opposite happen?

>>10116510
Wouldn't you become and STD infested whore who didn't enjoy sex anymore?

1. Remain a shut-in hikikomori NEET
2. maybe save up and buy a webcam so I can boost my ego
3. try and take care of my new body
4. does having a new body cure my diabetes? if so, avoid regaining diabetes.
5. I'm running out of things to do because my entire life is covered in #1

>>10120090
I'm now wondering how this works, given this is supposedly a magical transformation instead of some sort of medical procedure. In my mind, there's two ways of this working:

1. additive method: girlishness is added to one's current score at a constant rate. As you're already cute as a twinkish cheery-boy, you would end up being heart-stoppingly cute as a girl.
2. inverse method (a la rule 63): gender and cuteness are inverted across the axis. Instead of being a pretty boy, you're now a tomboyish girl.

OP, please respond and make a judgement call on this.

1-10.) Kill myself.

1. Shower every day
2. Masturbate in the shower
3. Grow long hair
4. Brush hair every day
5. Thank God/Devil/Allah/Buddha/Cthulhu every day
6. Never put my body at risk
7. Never leave the house
8. Take good care of my health
9. Get a boyfriend from /jp/ eventually
10. Have little girls

>>10120121
I'm fine with either since I'd want to be a lesbian.

>>10120121
Your personality probably factors in too. If you're forward and outgoing you'll probably be a tomboy, but if you're shy and reserved you'll instead become a glasses-wearing librarian girl or a kind onee-san with large breasts.

>>10120183
That would be a fucking shame.

Why are you asking, OP?
Did you become a girl?

>>10116170
i'm hard

It's all between masturbating and wearing cute outfits.

I think I'd be afraid to actually have sex. Probably would just stop at imagining getting gangraped while masturbating.

I'd complete the actions that ten of the lewd anons here would do

>>10116421
>>10116362
I hate how nowhere has videos of this anymore.

Learn all the iM@S dances!

I would wear my guy clothes, because they're already cute, but my shirts would hang off my boobs really cutely. Then I would walk around town a bit, and wink at boys and laugh. Then I would go shopping, and hold handbaskets in that really cute way that girls always do.

Then, I'd stare at myself for a while. And exercise and get a really solid core. I'd want to suck a dick at some point, but it would have to be a really cute guy, not some gross NEET.

fuck all my lesbian friends

How lewd, /jp/. If you were magically turned into a girl, you'd immediately just give up your purity at the first cock to land in your lap?

1. Learn to hygeine better
2. Get some ladylike things to wear, pref. frilly
3. get some midol
4. fix my posture
5. Learn to makeup. Nobody likes some whore with cakes of makeup on her face
6. train myself in etiquette
7. ensure that I am still legally recognized as me... I'd rather not get deported
8. make new friends
9. have fancy tea parties


that's all I could think of

I'd buy a sybian, and like rope myself to it

>>10120705
>I'd rather not get deported

Where would you be deported to?

>>10116405

>>10120990
Are any of you actually like what's described there?

>>10120990

Disgusting. I wonder how such actions would be punished here. Probably a slap on the wrist, if previous animal cruelty cases I've heard about are anything to go by.

>>10121029
If you do, kill yourself. Don't wait or think, just go and kill yourself. Cut yourself, hang yourself, anything just to kill yourself.

Everything is okay for me, but fucking a dog? SERIOUSLY? That's just over the limit.

>>10120990
I have a confession I tried to fuck my dog as a 12 years old kid luckily I couldn't find a hole
Don't ask why I tried this, I was a horny son of a bitch. She lives with me now, but she's old

>>10119926
i dont think so

>>10120102
pure love lesbian sex would reset all that

>>10121085
>Girl has sex with dog
>That's hot
>Guy has sex with dog
>Disgusting, kill yourself.
Double standards.

>>10121387
Not him, but at least for me, neither is very attractive.

Also, in the case above, the animal was very obviously being physically harmed and mistreated, so outrage isn't exactly an odd thing to feel in response.

>>10121387
It's disgusting either way.

>>10121387
>double standards
More like untreated bleeding orifices and ruined kidneys, though granted the latter was from some story where the crook involved had been fucking a chihuahua or some shit.

>>10121029
I like fantasizing about and watching sex between humans and animals but I'm not a furry, if that's what you're asking. I didn't read any of the greentext.

If I were a girl I'd take every opportunity I can get to get fucked by giant dicks from muscular manly men.

I'd love to get gang banged by 10 or so men, all forcing me to suck their cocks and be a dumpster where they can deposit their semen. I'd write right above my vagina "Cumdumpster" and have them all pour their semen into my vagina, each and every day and since I'm a little girl I wouldn't worry about getting pregnant.

>>10121085
>i dnt care about ppl but OMG animals are defenseless :(:(: how wud u like getting fuked in the as? checkmate atheist LOL

>>10121512
I would like to join you.

>>10120896
It doesn't matter. Unless all my ID is magic'd as well, I'd be some no name schmuck with no passport, no SSN, no nothing. Just some lady pretending to be some man.

>>10121512

b-but the std's anonymous

>>10121550

But there are no STD's in hentai.

>>10121529

How wonderful~ We can swap semen in our mouths, and hold each other's hands and kiss while being fucked by giant dicks in our remaining holes~

>>10120990
Why do people always associate this story with furries? It's zoophilia.

>>10121563
The offender was a furry.

EEEEEEEEWWW

>>10121563
Most people who masturbate to cartoon drawings of girls would fuck a real girl, given the chance.

Same shit with furries and animals.

>>10121563
Because there is no difference.

This thread is starting to turn me on!

>>10121571
But that's not true at all. You're confusing minorities with majorities. With things like fantasy animals, the conversion doesn't really work too well from 3d to 2d as far as attractiveness level goes.

>>10121574

If I was a little girl I'd crawl towards you and beg you to fuck my little tight vagina with your smelly big dick.

>>10121559
Snowballing is the best.

>>10121574
Then go discuss furries and zoophilia in the right board.
>>>/v/

>>10121601
No thanks. I only want to have sex with little girls

>>10121574

>>10121613
WHY

Don't open, you'll be doing yourself a favor.

I wonder how many little girls actually have sex with dogs...

>>10121631
Don't listen to this dork Open >>10121613 This shit up. It has all you ever wanted and more

>>10120014
This guy is understands. But there's a severe lack of dressing up in frilly costumes with frilly panties.

I'd be a lesbian and work in an all girl's catholic school.

>>10121761
>frilly
See
>>10120705

>>10120705
My nigga. But you have to have a feminine occupation, become a confectioner or flowerist.

>>10121663
I dunno about sex but I'd bet plenty of girls first experiment by letting their dog lick their pussy

>>10121831
I can see this happening. You just put margarine or some sort of sauce on you and spread your legs. I don't think it is hygenic.

>>10121842
>>10121831
I wonder if they get orgasms.

>>10121851
They probably do. I heard girls orgasm better from oral stimulation than from penetratio.

>>10121867
Cite this please.

>>10121877
Not him but the clitoris is what you want to stimulate to make a woman orgasm. You could reach down and rub it while fucking her, or by licking it while eating her out.

>>10121877
‘[Girls] orgasm better from oral stimulation than from penetratio ]sic].’
Anonymous (November 25, 2012), /jp/ - Otaku Culture, >>10121867 (accessed November 25, 2012).

>>10121889

why didn't you coat the vagina with clitoris you fucking stupid nature

why put it outside holy shit i mad

>>10121898
That's really witty, made me smile.

>>10121933
Ive read lewd comics that feature this.

This one panel was hotter than all of the rest combined.

>>10121898
What citation style is that? The punctuation looks really loose. I like it in an, "I don't really care what you think," way.

>>10122002
Suddenly this reminds me of Gantz

>>10121825
Librarian and bookshop owner are good choices too, it'd be lovely to open a small bookshop after becoming a cute girl and spend all your time reading. Perhaps you'd even get to engage in a pure yuri romance with a like-minded, book-loving high school girl; who would head straight to your little shop every evening and chide you for reading in the dark again, before telling you about her daily life and the books she liked with an excited tone she only shows in front of you. Since both of you would be shy and modest, your "relationship" would consist mostly of both of you reading quietly for hours in the bookshop until the rare customer comes along, but once in a while she'd get the permission of her parents to stay with you for the night, so that you can consummate your secret love - of course, since she'd have a frail, undeveloped body despite being in high school, she'd fear you would find her unattractive, but you'd silence her objections with a kiss, fondle her small breasts and play with her pure, untouched maidenhood until she forgets all such doubts and her heart becomes stained only with her pure love for you. And once she is tired, you'd gently pat her head as she goes to sleep, running your fingers through her smooth, long hair and enjoying the smell of her shampoo until you, too, fall asleep.

Surely it must be wonderful to be a cute girl living an unassuming but happy life with another young maiden, finding joy in such small things as cooking pastries for each other and laughing together when both of you get just about everything wrong or listening to her eagerly tell you about how she will be the next president for her school's library club.

Assuming I become a cute little girl
1. Masturbate in every way possible
2. Dress up in cute cloth
3. Have some "fun" times with other little girls
4. Have some "fun" times with other beautiful onee sama
5. Earn tons of cash by blackmailing onee sama I had 'fun' with.
6. Become the "cute little genius that can write GPU based particle simulations during grade school"
7. Kill myself before I turn old and ugly.