/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I highly doubt any of you nerds are "cute".

>>10096189
1. Please don't use derogatory language.
2.We are all cute in our own unique ways here.

>>10096198
Fascinating.

No, but I would with some cute nippon boys

Ka-ra-o-ke, not Karoke

Only if we could sing my favourite anisongs.

>>10096198
Oops. You're right. Sorry it's late I'm getting tired.

>>10096200
You can! It'll be fun.

Yeah, we'd probably have a good time too. I want to sing with /jp/ now...

I'd be too embarrassed to let /jp/ hear my voice.

It'd be too much.

i can't sing

>>10096235
Miku could teach you.

Who cares if /jp/sies are cute or not? During karaoke you should only care about their singing skills.

I wonder if there are any /jp/sies in Japan that would do I karaoke meet up...

>Cute
Seriously, go hang yourself.

I might with /m/. Drunkenly mangling the themes to manly mecha shows with a bunch of /m/en sounds like it would be extremely fun.

[AIII YO FARAWAYYYYY] SOMESOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING FARAWAYYY

>>10096272
Lets keep it friendly.

>>10098401
Fuck you.

>>10098412
Why would you write a mean thing like that.

You must be a bully.

If there's any /jp/sies in Los Angeles we can go to MAX Karaoke. They have some Touhou songs on their roster.

Only if we're singing British music hall songs.

>>10096278
can I join you guys
[GAN! GAN! GAN!]
SOMETHING SOMETHING
GETTA!

>>10098412
The users in /jp/ are very sensitive. Please stop.

>>10098432
I'd be down but I'm scared I'll get bullied.

>>10098583
You should go together and you could conquer your fear.

I want to read about that.

>>10098464
Eat shit fuckface
>>10098583
Hey I live there, lets do it. I'll try to bully you as much as I can.

I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON

>>10098600
You're an idiot. Go away.

I want to sing with salarymen!

I want to sing with schoolgirls

I want to sing with /jp/

>>10098628
This could be you.

How much fun would that be

>>10098600
do u want a hug anon? You are so mean ;_;

>>10096182
I did it once, not in japan but in a well prepared karaoke pub with japanese friends. My performance of "Get wild" was so bad I felt lucky no one had a camera there. Maybe if I talk here about this, the shame I had will vanish..yeah maybe.

>>10098631
Oh god my social anxiety is kicking in just looking at that picture. Hiding your post now.

Why'd I want to show off my horrible singing or listen to other people's also horrible singing all the while pretending it's hot shit? I dont give a shit about pretentious, shallow people and their circlejerk.

I'd do it if everyone were drunk enough to forget each others horrible singing the next day.

>>10098648
We could bond and be better friends at the end of it.

>>10098631

If I was there, they'd all be fighting over me. I don't like drama.

>>10101136
That's tough. I hope they can learn to share you.

According to a Banban karaoke machine, as of Friday last week I hold the national ranking of #42 (out of 15,000 or so) on Apollo by Porno Graffitti.

Come at me, bros.

>>10101137
Thanks, but I think the nature of girls being selfish is universal so I doubt that would happen. The number of friendships I've unintentionally managed to ruin is almost countless.

The first person who mispronounced "karaoke" in front of me would be getting beaten up, and used as an example for all the other fools who might dare mispronounce it.

>>10098435
only if we can YOU WA SHOCK!!!!

The truth is yes.
It's just that the rooms where Karoke are in my city are so small.

I am not sure what you mean by "cute /jp/ spies", but I hang out with such a large group of friends that if we all can't go sing Japanese Karoke together, than we won't go at all. I would to go as far as to say that I am handsome and my friends are indeed cute too.

Makes me sad, but not much we can do about it.

I'd prefer to go to an onsen with cute /jp/spies.

Among us there'd be no shame.

>>10101149

カリオキ

>>10098631

Fellatio poses are too lewd!

>>10101149
no stress tones and every word takes one count.
からおけ

How can you enjoy karaoke? Do you like to listen to shit voices singing shit song or do you like to embarrass yourself in public?

>>10101741

If you want to be purist:

The second and forth syllables are high tone.

>>10096182
>cute /jp/spies
Please stop spreading this lie.