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>>10081718
Age: Eternally 7
Gender: Female
Hair: Shoulder-height, Blonde hair
Eyes: Pale Green
Likes: Alcohol, Cuddles, /jp/, Drawing cute pictures.
Dislikes: Lesbians, Loud noises, Lying, Waking up early.
Looking for: Someone gentle, who appreciates cute things without always thinking dirty thoughts. Eventual marriage.

>> No.10081962

Who's your favourite K-ON?

>> No.10081960

What is your secret to staying so young?

>> No.10081959

>Dislikes: Lesbians

I'm sorry, but it isn't going to work out. If you can wank off to two guys getting it on, I deserve the same treatment with two girls.

>> No.10081965

>>10081959
I reserve myself for men! Like all pure little girls should!

>>10081960
Krill oil.

>> No.10081970

>>10081962
I like Mugi! But Ritsu would be fun to play with too!

>> No.10081974
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>>10081970
Alright, let's fuck.

>> No.10081978

>>10081947
I didn't get to read through my thread because it was deleted before I came back. I was really serious. I want a /jp/ girlfriend so bad. Even if it's just online and nothing dirty. Just a girl to talk to and play games with.

>> No.10081990
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>>10081974
That's too dirty, we don't know each other! Bleeegh!

>> No.10081992

>>10081962
I fucking hate K-On and everything KyoAni.
And so should you!

>> No.10081994

>>10081965
>Krill oil.

Wait, are you an eternally seven female beluga whale?

>> No.10081999
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>>10081990
I like Mugi, you like Mugi, what's the problem? That's all that needs to be known.

>> No.10082008

Do you have any red-headed friends?

>> No.10082019
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>>10081994
No! Krill oil keeps me nice and strong so I can give super tight cuddles! The immortality and eternal age is but a mere side-effect.

>>10082008
No, I don't see redheads very often., and when I do, it's artificially colored.

>> No.10082050

>>10082019
Why aren't you a beluga? Belugas are adorable.

>> No.10082082

>>10082050
I can't help how I was born anonymous, sorry.

>> No.10082143

ive never had alcohol before in my life, except for a couple sips of weak wine/beer.

im a mega weebo though so i want to try sake. good or bad idea?

thread-related because OP likes alcohol

>> No.10082180

>>10082143
Don't brag about being a weeaboo. It's a bad thing to be that delusional about the world; I would recommend staying away from /a/.

As for the alcohol question, I think I only tried sake once. It really didn't taste like anything special(I think it was served at room temperature, though. So that might make a difference). If you're looking for good taste, by all means pick some up, but also try some different brands from any country.

If you're looking to get completely fucking wasted, just go to the gas station and pick up 3 or4 FourLokos. Might want to stick to 3, unless you want to die or something.

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