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10079033 No.10079033[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I want to masturbate but my cat keeps watching me.

>> No.10079036

I have a recurring fear that science will give my dog the ability to talk but he'll be stupid and tell my family that I make him lick my balls.

>> No.10079042

>>10079036
Science is satanic anyway, as long as you have an upstanding Christian family you have nothing to fear. I for one would not let my cat near the hands of satanic followers.

>> No.10079046
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>>10079036

>> No.10079167

Why, doesn't he want to join in?

>> No.10079176

Put it outside and lock the door.

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>>10079167

>> No.10079224

Make it leave your room and lock the door. Hopefully it isn't like my cat, where it claws at the door to be let in.

>> No.10079314

>>10079224
Not OP, but my cat jumps and opens doors that aren't locked. I have those levers instead of knobs.

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