/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10033072
Whoops. Previous thread is >>9969659

>>10033072
Do you think she'll be kicked out if she continues being The Fat One?

>>10033208
I'm hoping for it. Putting my money on Kuduu bullying her to quit if it's decided she be rid off. Although I think we still need to wait at least 2 years before we see anything.
Why do fat people ruin everything.

>>10033250
Kuuduu is a bully?

Also, I know I'm a bit late, but why did they choose ugly duckling Odachii over Karin?

>>10033311
I dunno. She feels like the only one able to do it.

Tsunku thinks she's the second coming of Gomaki for whatever reason. I think she's cute though and I like listening to her on radio.

>>10033539
I think she looks like an old man.

I hope Karin finds a place somewhere else, she's too good to just keep failing to enter teams and instead doing stuff behind the scenes.
I mean, her singles are reasonable successful, but she barely has any other material.

>>10033565
It seems more likely she'll have a solo debut now. Unless of course Tsunku unveils a new group featuring the older eggs.

>>10033565
Personally I'm pretty sure those eyes + her singing just reminded Tsunku of Takahashi, whom he's obsessed with, so he took her in to have a new girl that caters to his personal taste.

Overall Tsunku doesn't make very rational/professional decisions...

>>10033595
He could've added more girls I'm sure.

Reina Tanaka: "Sayu's grandfather couldn't remember any of the 9/10kis after he met them except Suzuki. The reason was because she was fat".

>>10033909
Did she really say that?

>>10033909
Whut?
Hilarious if this is true.

I'm curious as to how a person would say,"The fat one," in Moon-language.

>>10033948
probably a joke
but who knows could be true.

I still believe she will probably get slim in a year or too max

>>10034120
あのデブ

>>10034122
hey thanks

>>10034119
Yeah, she'll be too max for Momusu if she doesn't slim down within the next year.

We've been saying that for 8 months and she hasn't lost a single kg.

Not only that but that image is going down in history in all of those pics and PVs. I mean the year 2012 is already tainted.

>>10033909
Sayu's granddad is a Kei-chan wota. so what would you expect?

:3

I want to tell Kumaicho that she is short and cute. She's only like 5'7" but compared to the other H!Ps she seems like a giant.

>>10034789
She's tall for an Asian girl, but in the west, she would be average or below average for her age group.

Do you think she feels bad about her height?
I hope she doesn't.

>>10034797
She seems reserved and shy a lot of the time. Not sure if it is because she is insecure about something or if that is just her personality.

>>10034820
You should walk up her with your gaijin 1.90m 100kg build and put things into perspective.

>>10034836
This is something I've been thinking about. How much do you stick out as a 190cm/100kg white guy at a hp concert in japan?

I'm guessing quite a lot, I dont know if I would be able to handle it

>>10034913
Just being white is sticking out in Japan. Atleast in the country side. You get used to the staring.

Look how teensy-tiny Airi looks in comparison.

TakaGaki Fan meeting in Paris 2012-11-10.mp3
http://www.mediafire.com/?bgongl6vznucivo

(2012.11.10) J-MELO Fan Meeting in Paris With Ai Takahashi and Risa Niigaki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MOVkr0gido

(2012.11.10) AiGaki leaving the venue in Paris - Fancam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-pSMBmxZlc

>>10035673
Aww, I want to cuddle with Airi after slaying Kumaicho.
You know, in some kind of save the damsel from the evil giant plot.

Tsunku Fanclub Birthday Event
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coZTlTIcNo8

>>10035878
I don't the Yurina,"The Bear," Kumai would have much trouble dispatching the average Jaypeer.

I don't think Yurina,"The Bear," Kumai would have much trouble dispatching the average Jaypeer.

>>10034789
isn't she is like 5'9 and something(176cm) now?
and all the japs know she is actually taller than what is said on the website

Are you taller than Yurina? If so, welcome to the cool kids club.

>>10033539
I thought Kussun was second coming of Gomaki...

Do you think any female wotas fap to Tsunku?

>>10038750
He was the lead singer/frontman for a fairly successful visual kei band. There's likely still a few women in their 30's who get wet at the thought of him.

>>10036582
Wow, 1.80m or so is perfect for me.
Tall Asian girls who even have curves are really rare.
Where can I order my personal Kuma?

>>10034913
I am 190cm and 100kg and go to H!P concerts every few months. I stick out like a sore thumb, except for the other gaijin there. I'm rarely the only gaijin there.

>>10033909
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CY-IFxTWII

Reina: Why did he remember Suzuki only?

Sayu: You understand right?

Co-host: Ah, she has a uniqueness to her right?

Reina: Sure (lol)

>>10038844
Lovely.

>>10036987

Dat smile

>>10038844
Does the fat one eat when bullied, or how does she manage to not lose weight with all this on top of the hard training?

I wonder if she's ever tried putting her own name in to Google.

>>10038914
TL note: 太 means fat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK4P8OE4op4&t=50s

Oh-so-wota Eripon saying "Mitsui" instead of "Michishige"/"Sayumi" for members.

This is how big fangirls the "wotas" in the group are, I suppose. Says something about Eripon's professionalism as well...

>>10039454
So she made a mistake, big deal.

>>10039454
What? Where was the mistake?

>>10039454
I don't hear any mistakes. Even if there was one it's slight seeing as nobody made a big deal about it.
Stop being obsessed. Stop being a tryhard.

>>10039454
Are you stupid? She says "Michishige-san" pretty clearly

First the weird tattoo on the collarbone and now this catholic school girl attire? (I know japanese girls wear it for fashion, they are stupid like that, but still)

>>10040064
>2004
>2007
What?

>>10040064
Um, your point is..?

How do idol threads escape all of the shitposting? It's as though they are holy above the shit.

>>10040687
There's just that one shitposter in these threads. He tires quickly as well.

>>10040706
We know you do.

>>10040804
B-but I'm not.
;_;

Remember when Zukki was a potential center? Although it lasted two seconds, I do.

>>10040856
Look at that smug face. It is as if she is taunting you; she knows that she is ruining everything you love simply by existing.

BTW, the only time I have actually laughed out loud with an H!P member in a long while was after reading this answer from Nakanishi Kana.

>>10041144
Too bad she's terrible in every other way. Not even trying to fluster your fanny. Every appearance by her is just awkward.

C-ute seems to have been putting out some pretty good songs lately. They seem to be the most talented group in H!P by far.

>>10044238

Ugly...white...whores!

>>10040849
She still is a potential center. She just need to gain more mass, and gravity will do the rest.

Fuck these. Kpop > Jpop

Seriously Jpop used to be a thing, but now Kpop have matured so much that Jpop looks very immature and rough.

>>10042928
In my opinion they've been the best group in recent times by a long way. They also seem to be growing a bit in popularity too.
Tsunku mentioned the other day he'd like them to do a concert in Budoukan, it'd certainly be impressive if they did do that, although it seems a little unlikely.

>>10040849
>>10044530

Potential epicenter of an earthquake? That's heavy.

>>10044238
KILL THOSE FILTHY WHITE WHORES WITH FIRE!!!1

So let me get this straight, science dictates that if an idol gains enough weight that eventually through sheer gravitational pull she will attain center? How much of a weight difference between other bodies orbiting yours and your own body collapsing in on itself and becoming a galaxy sucking black hole are we talking here?

>>10042928
if by talented you mean theyre just getting less shitty songs lately
then yes
otherwise no
because the only change in quality ive seen in the group is the quality of the material theyre being given
the members are just the same
there are easily more talented groups in h!p so if they would just give them better material theyd crush c-ute like a man stuck in the deathgrip muscles of maimis vicelike depths

>>10045275
You're still trying too hard.

>>10045275
Spain pls

[HD] 懐かしのモーニング娘。HEY!HEY!HEY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buzDBsbxo14

Time to rev up dem nostalgia goggles

>>10045266
F=(G*M1*M2)/r^2

If Yasshi (at 40kg lets say) were standing 3m from Zukki, Zukki would have to weigh 660911788508kg for Yasshi to pull about half-a-g while flying in the direction towards Zukki.

To obtain black-hole status, she needs to fuze all elements in herself until she starts fuzing Iron, and be at 15.65 solar masses.

Almost there!

>>10045266
F=(G*M1*M2)/r^2

If Yasshi (at 40kg lets say) were standing 3m from Zukki, Zukki would have to weigh 660911788508kg for Yasshi to pull about half-a-g while being sucked in the direction of Zukki.

To obtain black-hole status, she needs to fuze all elements in herself until she starts fuzing Iron, and be at 15.65 solar masses.

Almost there!

>>10045266
F=(G*M1*M2)/r^2

If Yasshi (at 40kg lets say) were standing 3m from Zukki, Zukki would have to weigh 660911788508kg for Yasshi to pull about half-a-g while being sucked in the direction of Zukki.

To obtain black-hole status, she needs to fuze all elements in herself until she starts fuzing Iron, and be at above 15.65 solar masses.

Almost there!

>>10045266
F=(G*M1*M2)/r^2

If Yasshi (at 40kg lets say) were standing 3m from Zukki, Zukki would have to weigh 660911788508kg for Yasshi to pull about half-a-g while being sucked in the direction of Zukki.

To obtain black-hole status, she needs to fuze all elements in herself until she starts fuzing Iron, and be at above ~2.5 solar masses.

Almost there!

F=(G*M1*M2)/r^2

If Yasshi (at 40kg lets say) were standing 3m from Zukki, Zukki would have to have a mass of 660911788508kg for Yasshi to pull about half-a-g while being sucked in the direction of Zukki.

To obtain black-hole status, she needs to fuze all elements in herself until she starts fuzing Iron, and be at above ~2.5 solar masses (if he density were comparable to the sun's density).

Alternatively, you could take current Zukki (lets say her mass is 55kg), and if you shrunk her down to a radius of 0.8160655024185571X10^-25cm (she's curled in a Zukki-ball), she would form a black hole.

Almost there!

Odoru! Sanma Goten!! 12-11-13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p0SmC6Pv38

>>10045266
F=(G*M1*M2)/r^2

If Yasshi (at 40kg lets say) were standing 3m from Zukki, Zukki would have to have a mass of 660911788508kg for Yasshi to pull about half-a-g while being sucked in the direction of Zukki.

To obtain black-hole status, she needs to fuze all elements in herself until she starts fuzing Iron, and be at above ~2.5 solar masses (if he density were comparable to the sun's density).

Alternatively, you could take current Zukki (lets say her mass is 55kg), and if you shrunk her down to a radius of 0.8160655024185571X10^-25cm (she's curled in a Zukki-ball), she would form a black hole.

>>10041144
I never ever thought about whether animals would have blood types.
Mind=blown.
I shall investigate.

>>10045940
What the hell.

>>10045940
>and if you shrunk her down
Ain't happening bub.

>>10045935
Already taken down. D:

>>10045940
Thats like highschool level. Please never study physics.

>>10046062
>D:
Can we keep this civil?

>>10046141
No. ecksdee.

I've noticed that Kumaicho has really nice facial skin. Not just in photo-shopped photo-books, but in TV appearances and PV makings, stuff like that.

Some of the other girls, like Risako and Sayumi, really have to struggle with their skin it seems.

>>10046193
wearing a lot of makeup a lot of the time (like idols tend to do) can really dry out your skin. some of the Asians I know have really really dry skin, so they probably are experiencing some eczema/dry skin acne from not moisturizing enough.
If I had to guess.

>>10046690
You sure know a lot about skin care anon.

>>10046760
I like to have skin like a cute Japanese girl.

>>10046775
One day you will be the bishi

>>10046786
I can dream~

In related news, I don't really like the new s/mileage song. I really want to, but I just can't get into it.
I mean, I like Aitai Lonely Christmas better and I don't even like that song really.
(´･ω･)

>>10046775
As in really really dry?

>>10046775
that's not what I meant...
more like >>10046193

>>10046854
>>10046873
derp

HAHAHAHAHAH

Good one Takahashi.

>>10047445
Come on, share with us what happened.

>>10047445
THE FAT ONE should be mistreated more often like this.

>>10047482
We get it, you're really cool and in the know.
Can we have a link or something now, please?
I don't think I'm the only one wondering wtf you are talking about.

>>10047490
Holy shit just open the fucking picture you idiot. The fat one is blurred out. If you weren't retarded you would have figured this out.

>>10047560
they have a blur around the entire frame you fuckstick

>>10047592
They were just trying to be part of the cool crowd by referencing a particular 2ch thread about Zukki being blurred out is all. It's a picture from Aichan's blog.

>>10047592
Yea I'm sure she added blur to the image that just happened to blur out a member of MM just for artistic reasons. You are obviously beyond help.

>>10047629
Explain this chucklefuck

>>10047655
Beat me to it, I'll go with a different picture instead.

>>10047655
>>10047670
So, >>10047629, does she hate Sayu too now?

>>10047670
>Sayu has been depreciated

>>10047682
Obviously. Just imagine how it must feel being in an idol group and looking like a horse while there's an actual cute girl next to you.

>>10047629
You're fucking retarded. I quess you're also the retarded questions shitposter since you post that Maimi set, and probably from Spain too. Fuck off.

>>10046796
Let's face ti anon every s/mileage effort after the original line up died has been a downhill journey.
>>10046854
Is it weird that I find that image strangely intriguing?
>>10047788
Picture not related.

>>10047445
>>10047482
>>10047490
>>10047655
>>10047670
>>10048419
>http://lensbaby.com/lenses-composer
>http://instagram.com/

You fucking retards.

>>10048804
Your point?

>>10048804
And now this dumbfuck who hasn't even read half of the posts he's replying to decides to look even dumber than before.

>>10048823
The point is that it's beyond retarded to believe they're blurring her out on purpose when it's just yet another gimmick of instagram or some other trendy shit phone app for ruining your photos hipster-style. You people are so blinded in your hate for Kanon that it's beyond words.

>>10048874
Maybe you should read some of those posts. Not all of them thought it was out of spite for Kanon, including me.

>>10048874
Your reading comprehension needs some work, anon.

>>10048894
I read them. Oh, so I quoted one post wrong? That sure invalidates my whole point.

>>10048928
It makes it hard to figure out what you mean by linking to sites and ending the post with ad hominem.

>>10048928
>Oh, so I quoted one post wrong?
Try four.

>>10048946
Read the sites and you'll figure it out. If still having trouble, refer to >>10048874.

>>10048972
Regardless, you linking the wrong posts didn't help. Meh, have some irritated Ikuta.

>>10048874
Go fangirl the whale somewhere else. I bet no one was being too serious about it and you're too aspie to get expressions of dislike blended with slight humor.

Best thread.

>>10048972
Pic related.

This thread has really gone to shit.

I blame the fat one, she's causing all this.

>>10049230
Right on cue.

>>10049230
Are you that fag who always says he's going to leave because the thread is supposedly worse than it used to be?
These threads would be empty if the autistics weren't arguing over who's feet is smelliest and stupid shit like that.

>>10049282
Should be ,"who's feet are the smelliest,". Sorry about that.

>>10049282
No, that's not me.

But it's certain that these threads changed. Ever since idols were officially introduced in the board's rules, H!P threads have been getting more posts.

>>10049416
Which one would you choose, Morning bros and hockey results or this?

>>10049416
Which one would you choose, Morning bros and hockey results or this what we have now?

>>10049416
So is that a good or bad thing? I mean you can't post a lot about them when there's nothing going on in between releases or events. Being the autist jaypee is, you can't fault him for wanting to discuss about idol feet too. And this is one of the few places where you can discuss them without getting strange looks or uneducated opinions.

Would you go to Bible study with Reina if she asked you to accompany her?

>>10050540
These clothes make her look fat.

Make sure to get a good night's rest Jaypee so you can be ready for whatever exciting things tomorrow will bring.

>>10050540
Would you bury Zukki alive?

>>10050540

Goddamn she looks far in that picture.

Must be the effect of being center.

Do you like brown sugar Jaypee?

>>10055096
>memebase.com
Also old news. Get out.

>>10055120
Not where I got it from, but I'll make sure to blur it next time so it doesn't hurt your sensitivity, anon. I didn't mean to offend the secret club.

>>10055224
I think he was trying to point out you're an idiot for posting old pictures with ridiculous watermarks on them.

>>10055242
I'm sorry, I must've missed it between all the posts about feet and instagram filters.

>>10055258
I don't see how that's possible, his response came straight after your post.
However, I would appreciate it if you stuck around and kept us right up to date with your memebase images.

>>10055328
I missed the fact that the picture is "old", you stupid fuck. I don't give a shit about what he said.

>>10055402
>I don't give a shit about what he said.
Seems like you do
>stupid
>fuck
>shit

>>10054211

I can't say but I definitely like cherry pink. What is the name of that sexy cherry, anon?

>>10055574
creep

sayu and obachan are going back to london hearts with ariyoshi there next Tuesday

>>10055574
The pink H!P with the ponytails in that picture? That is Tsugunaga Momoko. Keep in mind that picture is old as fug so she isn't that cute anymore.

>>10056246
Keep posting your mini-Berryz pic, thank you sir!

>>10033072

New to idols... who's the girl on the right sitting on the window sill?

>>10056294
I'm glad you like them, my cordial friend.

>>10056325
Riho Sayashi.

>>10056246

Looks like my guess was right. Loli momochi is the best. Wasn't sure if she was that girl as she's sexy as fuck. The current momo is just an annoying try-too-hard cute and everyone knows she should drop the act. (and oh you might as well include the ponytails)

>>10056357
I think she looks better now, but yeah, the ponytails and the childish act are annoying.

>>10056357
it's a fucking ACT. she needs to act burriko to get TV exposure. Just like sayu.
everyone in fucking 2ch knows sayu is a hikikomori and browse 2ch when she's not working and momo's favorite place in her college is the library.

>>10056336
>Riho Sayashi

I love how Asian she looks. Maybe that sounds silly, but I think it's beautiful.

>>10056455
>everyone in fucking 2ch knows sayu is a hikikomori and browse 2ch when she's not working

Tell us more.

>>10056458
Yeah, she's really pretty.
See >>10038876
The girl I posted was not her by the way.
I though about deleting the post because she's not even with Hello!Project at all, but whatever.

>>10056455
How can you call a 13 year old idol a hikikomori?
Are you drunk?

>>10056481
See >>10056336

>>10056481
EX: about 3 months after 10th gen joined, sayu has introduced each of them on her blog except kudo. there were lots of speculation on 2ch about how sayu must hate kudo and then the next day she re-introduced kudo on her blog

And of course, THIS:

>>10056569
She gets better everytime I see her.

>>10056569
Can anyone like zoom into her eyes and optimize that shit or something?

>>10056569
I want to move in with her.
Also, 2ch is pretty mainstream and nothing like 4chan.

>>10055258
>all the posts about feet

You shut your fucking mouth. Delicious idol feet are things to be worshipped.

Two nolifers in Paris.

Looks like NHK World is airing it on December 2nd.

>>10056876
So, yuri end confirmed?

>>10056870
mmmmm I can almost smell those nice sweaty stinky succulent idol feet.

>>10056892
That would be my hope.

♪ One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong. ♪

>>10057473
You mean the fat one on the left?

>>10057473
Man, Ikuta really likes Niigaki, she has even inherited her horrible figure from her.

>>10057483
Nice job, Jaypeer! You guessed correctly!

>>10057512
Gaki has the best stomach, so fuck you.

>>10057531
>Gaki has the best stomach,
This is true.

>>10057531
>>10057587
What about Maimii's?

>>10057616
She has a bit of tummy. Can be improved. I give her 3/10

>>10057513
Who is the cutie-pie on the right in the back?

>>10057665
You really need to go to:

http://helloproject.wikia.com/wiki/Hello!_Project_Wiki

That girl Yajima Maimi.

>>10057691
I know that I could have looked through the wiki, but some girls look really similar in some pictures.
It would have been a difficult and tedious task with no guarantee of success, so I decided to just ask.

>>10057691
>>10057699
Whoops, forgot to say: thank you!

>>10056569

That's just...it's....I can't even...

>>10056870
Hang urself you fucking freek. Feet are disgusting.

UrePia Soken : Morning Musume Research

いつからファンになった？
http://ure.pia.co.jp/articles/-/10580

歴代オリジナルアルバムどれが好き？
http://ure.pia.co.jp/articles/-/10581

これまで何回ライブ行った？
http://ure.pia.co.jp/articles/-/10582

これまで応援にどれだけお金をかけた？
http://ure.pia.co.jp/articles/-/10583

She should really get more sleep. She looks awfully tired.

>>10060483
I think that's moe.
I'd like it if they looked like this >>10056336 more often.

Also, this is the second picture in this thread were a girl has one eye slightly closed.

Minasan no Okagedeshita 12-11-15

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04j-6zlc1sY

>>10060599
The heck was that all about?

The day that I'll see a full dance performance of what's up will be glorious. This song has helped me to deadlift 325lb.

What do you think of this version?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UDP4Tyg8JM

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>>10060599
Cool.

GREEN FIELDS 『Boys be amphibious!』 （MV）
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0qnlJHcnOI

>>10060804
>Boys be amphibious
Heh.

>>10060691
I hate all of the new dubstepized versions. I'm not a purist, they just suck. And taking the intro of Tokkaiko Junjou from Maimi? Come on

Can we have a ranking/nomination of worst idols? There is no criterion, they can be based on anything. You can also just say whatever you dislike in general.

Something I can name from the of my head in no order are: zucchini zukki, Aika, Xavier, no identity Fukumura, that wasted girl in smileage, kuudo shit, annoying Koharu, unflattering pink, ponytails, pink, irritating cutesy act momoko. (In comparison, Sayumi's more tolerable and in moderation than hers.) Lastly, the cinderella act of Kanon. I don't even know what to comment on that.

So yeah, let's hear yours.

>>10061029
My nominations for Kuso H!P Idol Award:

Nakanishi Kana
Katsuta Rina
Suzuki Kanon
Hagiwara Mai

>>10061204
I nominate pigsako for lack of weight control, and stepping up to the mic to scream and heave and squawk instead of singing.

>>10061219
You're new to this whole trolling thing, aren't you?
It's like you read about it in a book somewhere and decided to give it a go.

>>10061204
My list exactly. I don't my idols want fat or ugly and those four are easily the worst.

>>10056870
is it just me or does she look early pregnancy in that pic?
>>10056336
thats just nasty looking
>>10056455
with momo its definitely just an act but thats her job to be an idol some of the others fake it too while some of them dont know how to separate job from real life

momo knows what she got into when she became an idol some of the others think theyre better than her and act like it even on camera but theyre missing the point of being an idol. its pretty painful to watch those little momoments of sadness in momo when people say mean things to her and her act breaks for just a little while before she composes herself again

some other idols may be more real than momo

but all that means is that most of them that treat momo like shes lesser because theyre more real is that their real personalities are pretty cruel and disgusting

give me momos act over some of those cunts any day

then you have the nice in between idols that may be better than momo but are actually nice people thatd never treat momo like trash and know that the cruel girls are just cruel but wont say anything about it because if they did theyd just be gossiping bad rumor spreading whores like the cruel girls

>>10061269
I have no idea who or what your rant was aimed at.

>>10061238
He just said the thruth. Risako is a fattie with no talent.

>>10061269
>its pretty painful to watch those little momoments of sadness in momo when people say mean things to her and her act breaks for just a little while before she composes herself again
Is one of these moments on youtube or some other free video streaming website?

>>10060755

Don't talk shit faggots. You're just saying members you don't like, but there's no reason behind it except your obsessive foolishness.

Specially when everyone should know that the shittiest H!P members are IKUBO, FAT SUZUKI, FUKUMURA, TANAKA AND FUKUDA

>>10061583
What makes you any different?

>>10061403
>Risako is a fattie with no talent.
Except for, ya know, the fact that she and Miyabi are the best singers in the unit.

There's that.

>>10061611
Is that cum under her tits?

You walk into your sweet ass bachelor pad to find this scene before you. What course of action would you find most suitable?

>>10062607
I'd show them to the door.

>>10061611
>risako best singer at anything
Now who be trollan son

>>10062607
Ask them to leave, and deliver a fan gift to Captain.

>>10062607
Call the police and hope they don't run with whatever they might have stolen before the cops arrive.

>>10062607
Inquire as to why a pig, a chin, a giant and a peach are currently inhabiting my residence.

>>10060622
it's a single party corner with the twist of all the women has divorced. Basically taka san made yasuda and the other two preform shit when a couple is formed.

Which H!Ps are devoid of any sort of personality?

Hagiwara Mai is probably the worst offender. Fukuhime is a little bland, but she is still rather new. Mai has no excuse not to have developed some sort of character.

UrePia Soken - Morning Musume Research

Questions:

1. How long have you been a fan?
http://ure.pia.co.jp/articles/-/10580

2. What's your favorite album?
http://ure.pia.co.jp/articles/-/10581

3. How many concerts have you been to?
http://ure.pia.co.jp/articles/-/10582

4. How much money have you spent supporting Morning Musume?
http://ure.pia.co.jp/articles/-/10583

Berryz Kobo in Thailand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB8ULwxMQoY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AbB8Ge3eSc

http://www.pingbook.com/news/view.php?id=17645

http://www.pingbook.com/news/view.php?id=17645

Latest MV of Erina Mano|Ultimo MV de Mano Erina
「NEXT MY SELF」 (MV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrvNPvD6epc

Latest MV of Erina Mano. | Ultimo MV de Mano Erina.
「NEXT MY SELF」 (MV)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrvNPvD6epc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0lrfpSFZCU
Cute girls doing cute things.

Brace for big news coming soon.

>>10067599
Go ahead.

If each of the H!P groups were gangs, which group would win in a rumble between all of the H!P groups?

>>10067657
Not this soon.

>>10067937
Berryz Koubou wins.
The Bear Idol mauls everyone.

>>10067599
Good or bad news?

>>10067599
Are you referring to 「モーニング娘。コンサートツアー2013春 ミチシゲ☆イレブンSOUL」 and implying they'll announce her graduation?

>>10062607
Ask if they wanna do acid with me

>>10068303
IT'S OVER MORNING MUSUME IS FINISHED

>>10068382
Those Berryz Koubous are too innocent to know what acid is. And if they found out it was a drug they'd say,"no," like all of the anti-drug programs during school have taught them to say.

>>10068433
I'd secretly put some in the tea I offer them. Just for the shits and giggles.

>>10068488
Which H!P would be most interesting on acid?

>>10068303
Probable announcement in a week or so. I bet Tanaka leaves even earlier

>>10067937
W-what are you doing in the pool??
>>10068428
We can dream.
>>10068513
Airi is always high, further drugs would just kill her. She's probably a depressed, sloth-like girl verging on suicide normally so her parents hop her up on drugs and put her to work for H!P to make up for her drain on their money.

>>10069283
>She's probably a depressed, sloth-like girl verging on suicide normally so her parents hop her up on drugs and put her to work for H!P to make up for her drain on their money.
Where do you people get this crap from?

>>10069364
That's the guy who thinks he's a master troll who comes into this thread every so often. I recommend you ignore his feeble attempts.

Hope your having a nice Friday nite, Jaypee.

Get out of H!P hater.

Which H!P Kid is your favorite?

>>10072093
From that time period? Nakky man.
Nakky all the way.

>>10072093
Back then, Mai and Chisa. too bad mai never turned out to be anything much. Chisa on the other hand, best idol.

>>10068303
Where did this come from anyway?
Might as well discuss this since the thread is going nowhere.
Do you think Sayumi going out at the end of spring is too early or just the right time?

>>10072735
I'm really curious as to what is going to happen when Sayu and Reina are both gone.
With talent like Fatty, will MM be able to survive?

I want another batch of H!P "kids," to form some new groups.

>>10072884
If they leave anytime in the next year I'll be surprised. No one from the 9-10kis are able to step up and lead MM. They've been given a lot of opportunities to show themselves off already this year and they haven't been convincing. Their attitude towards the business is very lackluster and even worse most of them can't even hold a note.
I mean it's always been, "if you can't sing, concentrate on the idol aspect" but shit, NONE of them are interesting. Some of them ARE trying but it's all still very tame. I'm just hoping UFP gives us a nice year-end special or some shit and let the girls shine.
That being said, this year have been very good. I hope Michishige and Tanaka stays till at least 2014.

>>10072949
*has been

I like Airi because it seems as if she doesn't really think about anything she does, she just does it. It is endearing because she is such a free and innocent person.

I love Ayumi's hairstyle in this. Somehow suits her really well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsPIK5fJHvQ#t=140s

Another fun filled weekend, Jaypee.

>>10073394
Her singing really sucks in that.

Which H!P would you amputate hands from?

>>10074240
Holy shit. Kara no shoujo up in dis bitch.

>>10074240
Zukki, she need to stop eating and that is pretty much the only way we're going to stop her.

>>10073394

Ayumi is beautiful, that smile...

But yeah, she needs to do something with her voice.

>>10073394
That horrible singing from the 9/10th holy shit.

>>10073394
Ha, I didn't bother checking out that link till you guys started talking about their singing ability.

You guys weren't bullshitting. I weep for MM's future. Berryz and C-ute better stay on for a while or H!P will be severely crippled, even more so than it is now.

>>10074344
I'd have to agree that Momusu right now does look more and more like "idol amateur hour" rather than a top group ready for idol combat.
I wonder how shit will go down once Sayu and Reina graduate.

sorry for the H!O image but it was the quickest find

Do you always wear your seat-belt when your mommy takes you shopping with her?

>>10075232
I wish my mommy would take me shopping with Junjun. And I'd definitely wear my seat-belt.

>>10075232
>Implying a seat belt will do anything for her in a Chinese car

>>10075314
who quote

It's she admits cutting her hair was a bad idea by putting it up like this.

>>10068488
Provided she doesn't trim, shave or wax, do you think she combs out her pubes regularly after showering or do you think she has tangles and fuzzballs in there?

fanboys and girls want to put Riho and Ayumi in center?

Reina graduating MM and H!P in spring tour.

>>10076514

It's weird. the title said michishige elevens and they are graduating reina. it just doesn't make any sense.

otsukaReina-sama. at least you can do what you want and don't have to be with children who act like they have or really do have ADHD anymore.

>>10076532
good mm has gone to shit and i doubt are going to get any better, hopefully she does something good with her career

>>10076755
How does it not make sense? Sayumi still remains in the group as the oldest and the captain, thus it's her eleven, it makes perfect sense. It'd only be confusing if she were the one leaving.

So /jp/ what would you name the band of Reina? Submissions here: band-name@reinaband.com

>>10074595
This. Lo, idol wota, look upon what AKB has wrought. Now every talentless bitch who has pedo appeal and no high school degree can get a job in the industry, and it doesn't even matter whether they can sing or dance for shit since they're just being used to flog products or fill empty chairs on vapid "variety" programs.

This is why Perfume and Korean groups have been the gold standard for a long, long time, but it's kind of sickening to see even the once-great H!P isn't even really trying to get on their level any more.

Fucking knew a grad was coming next year, and that Reina would go before Sayu.
The band was basically just to keep her happy at UFA, Reina hasn't shown any enthusiasm for Momusu in a long time.

>>10068756
>>10068756
>>10068756
Told you.

Also expect Michishige to announce it in a few days.

>>10077731
>Also expect Michishige to announce it in a few days.
Well that won't happen.

>>10077741
who quoting

>>10077741
No, the concert is called "Michishige Eleven etc..." to fuck up with people right?

She's leaving H!P.

>>10077789
Are people really this dumb? like >>10076819
said, it's now her eleven, she's the one in charge, there's nothing else to it. What specific part about the concert's title implies Sayumi is graduating? It pretty much implies the exact opposite.

>>10077789
Are people really this dumb? like >>10076872
said, it's now her eleven, she's the one in charge, there's nothing else to it. What specific part about the concert's title implies Sayumi is graduating? It pretty much implies the exact opposite.

I wonder how MM will sound like after Reina's departure.

Ahh.. A pity.
Reina's always wanted to be leader.
Shame she wasn't given the opportunity.

>>10077747
Obviously the guy before him.
Can't you read?

Stop it /jp/, you only make me sad. ;__;
It can't be the end, right?
Sayu and Reina will be in MM forever, right?...right...?

>>10077870
Better than with Reina probably. It's just good these 2 grannys are leaving. I'm fucking tired of seeing them so long.

>>10077943
Oh here he comes.
I wouldn't say the current batch are better than Reina though. Haven't heard Sakura sing yet but no one from the new generations are better than her.
Just because you got tired of her doesn't make her bad.

>>10076957
Someone please send in a name with /jp/ or jaypee in it.

Welp, since most of you ladies are from other forums, how has the reaction been like? Excerpts, quotes, screencaps are all welcomed.
I want to taste some tears tonight.
;_;

>>10077936
would you cum on her face?

>>10077978
>That final OtsukaReina is going to be brutal

Fuckin' hell.
Right in the feels.

>>10078049
who the HELL do u think ure quoting

FUCK YOU TSUNKU

oh well, MM has been shit for years anyway

>>10078077
Someone from H!O.
He/she posts better than you.
Let that sink in for a moment.

>>10078098
Well yeah but it's still hard to see it going from shit to even shittier.

Good Fucking Riddance

Is there a Reina lookalike porn vid somewhere? I want to fap to her now that she's leaving. It will be glorious.

>>10078202

I want to jump on stage during graduation concert and cum on her. That will be glorious.

>>10078240
Could you even get it up while thousands are watching?

Anyone hoping Reina and her band will do some anime music or some shit? Frankly I think that's the only way a band like that can stay relevant.

>>10078266
It isn't. It's gonna crash really hard. Reina isn't a draw, she has managed to stay an ace 10 years in MM by being pushed by Tsunku despite having no mass appeal whatsoever.

And expect this band to be Biyuuden 2.0.

>>10078252

I always masturbate in public. I even have my favorite "sniper" spot on the tree, in park nearby my home. Sometimes I cum on people from it and they think that some bird crapped on them. It's time to use my skill for something bigger.

I am bump limit.

>>10078399
New thread
>>10078424
>>10078424
>>10078424