/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's so simple, why didn't I ever think of it before?

>http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Around-Girls
What the fuck is this?

>>10066603
A guide for you

>>10066610
>>>/r9k/
Those guys will love it, go post it there.

>>10066601
Dude, that's beta as hell.
A real man would make that bitch carry around all your shit

>>10066621
tough talk from a permavirgin

>>10066629
Just because I'm a permanent virgin doesn't mean that I don't know how to act around the fucking bitches. I could get laid many times in the past but I'm not interested, I could even get a girlfriend if I wanted, but I don't care. I prefer to take it easy than fuck around with some whore, being a single is the best.

>>10066637

>>10066629
Nobody likes pussywhipped betaboys like you.
Enjoy your friendzone

>>10066639
No. I never tried to get these grapes in the first place. Fuck you.

>>10066637
>could get laid many times in the past but I'm not interested, I could even get a girlfriend if I wanted, but I don't care.
>could get laid many times in the past but I'm not interested, I could even get a girlfriend if I wanted, but I don't care.
>could get laid many times in the past but I'm not interested, I could even get a girlfriend if I wanted, but I don't care.

>If you have a good relationship with a sister close to your age, that can be a model for how to move and speak around girls.
Whoever wrote this must be a woman who doesn't have a brother

>>10066649
lel you browse reddit too /b/ro? XDDDD

Fuck off.

>>10066660
>could get laid many times in the past but I'm not interested, I could even get a girlfriend if I wanted, but I don't care.

>>10066603
>Treat all girls equally nice.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>10066598
so, if you're a badly drawn coward who's so mortified of a girl he gets stiff and pale like a ghost, you get an x, otherwise you get an o.

>>10066668
Must be pretty sad if people suddenly aren't affected by your "lol virgin!" talk huh?

Don't worry dude, here I'll help you

>>>/r9k/
Go there and make the same thread there, I'm sure people will get SO mad at you!

http://www.wikihow.com/Stay-a-Virgin

I had high hopes for this, but then it said "until marriage".

>>10066690
o sowwy can u help me? i have this problem im beta as fuck because i donnt want to fuck girls even if i could ge a girlfriend LOL

>>10066703
Want to know how stay virgin until you die?
1. Close yourself in the house
2. Don't interact with anyone, ever. If you have to, only formal talk and no chatting. Refuse to talk and don't get involved with people.
3. Again, keep away from people.
4. If some clingy, manipulative woman want to gets onto you, tell her literally to fuck off. If it doesn't work, threat her with murder.
5. Die as a virgin.

>>10066716
But anon-kun, there's this annoying girl that lives next to me that won't leave me alone. What should I do?

>>10066716
...or just be an ugly nerd.

>>10066716
I have an easier guide.
1. Suicide.
2. Die as a virgin.

>>10066716
/jp/ doesn't need any of those steps. /jp/ will die as a virgin by just staying the way he is.

>>10066705
TRIPS??
ONLY TRIPS??

I WILL SHOW YOU

September 13rd, 2011 - 7866666 (/jp/)
Octorber 07th, 2011 - 7966666 (/jp/)
October 24th, 2011 - 8033333 (/jp/)
November 15th, 2011 - 8111111 (/jp/)
November 21st, 2011 - 8133333 (/jp/)
November 22nd, 2011 - 4055555 (/sci)
November 23rd, 2011 - 21222212 (/g/), 21222222 (/g/), 16999999 (/tg/), 8299999 (/vp/)
November 24th, 2011 - 10077777 (/fit/), 7099999 (/m/), 57500575 (/a/), 8144444 (/jp/)
November 25th, 2011 - 2211111 (/lit/), 1444441 (/p/), 1444444 (/p/)
November 26th, 2011 - 55600000 (/a/)
November 28th, 2011 - 7111117 (/m/),
November 29th, 2011 - 8166666 (/jp/)
December 4th, 2011 - 31988888 (/co/), 10188888 (/fit/), 4099999 (/sci/), 8188818 (/jp/)

>>10066733
Seduce her and then make her rape you.
Sue her and live a nice life with the money

Just kidding, you are a guy so this won't work

>>10066733
>tell her literally to fuck off. If it doesn't work, threat her with murder.
If you want to stay virgin.

Otherwise, ask her straight out if she wants to fuck.

>>10066737
Congratulations! You got big gets on some of the slowest boards on 4chan!

You still fucking suck.
Even the janitor hates you. I'm going to sleep. See you later, loser.