/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In before some ignorant faggot parrots that bullshit about how bees don't flap quickly enough to fly or whatever the fuck that stupid urban myth is because I'll have you know I'm an entomologist and SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU DUMB, IGNORANT CUNTS

I'd sting Reimu's ass.

>>10016368

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ok5AV7ZrM

>>10016378
Could you teach us a bit about bees?

do you think there's lazy NEET bees that don't leave the hive?

I'd sting Marisa's ass.

>>10016368

>>10016404
wwww

>>10016378
>that bullshit about how bees don't flap quickly enough to fly
Uh.. What?

>imagine if you were a bumble bee /jp/
I'll be beezy, calling for the picture.

cvsdcscdcdsc

>>10016592

There's an urban myth that bumble bee flight is physically impossible (despite them being able to fly) because their bodies are too big for their wings or something.

>>10016617
I literally just vomited all over the place. How can a human being have four legs and antennae? There are some truly sick people on the web.

>>10016368
more like

what would life bee like

>>10016643

>>10016643

Ugh, I actually laughed. Damn you.

Bumblebees are the most moe insect.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTg-UOnXJJk

I'm serious this time /jp/, I'm gonna sting someone today and meet my waifu in Beesokyo.

>>10016749
Only honey bees die after stinging someone.

the first touhou

>>10016765
I'm no honey bee, but... Will you be my honey, anon-chan?

>>10016746
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z4nVYt3yjs

>>10016368

Bumble bee lets rollin'

Is it okay for these Beedrill to join this thread?

>>10016444
There is a vast variety of insects (including a number of bees) that live undetected in the nests of social insects and imitate the tactile and chemical signals of their hosts so perfectly that workers prefer to feed and protect the guests over their own larvae - and since this requires a very high degree of specialization, many cannot function anywhere else even when provided with food, making them freeloaders for a considerable time period (many live in a single nest for all their life, while others may switch nests or become free-living as imagines). Some associations are not particularly damaging and may even net the hosts a number of benefits, though other inquilines (as those guests are called) are not so pleasant and entire colonies may be devoured from within as workers ignore the pheromone-masked intruders feasting on their young before their very eyes.

Still, despite their rather unsettling life histories, inquilines can be very cute. Take, for example, the ant's guest beetle Paussus favieri: Many paussines have massive, highly modified antennae that are utilized by their ant hosts to direct the insect around, though the antennae in this species are also full of glands secreting a sweet substance highly attractive and appeasing to ants (a feature shared by a number of other inquilines). Since this beetle also has a tendency to rub itself against the colony's queen (likely to acquire the queen's smell and integrate better into the colony), you could think of it as being a little girl and having another young girl barge in your house, declare herself to be a long-lost relative (despite the obvious lack of similarities and the large, fused antennae flanking her head) and take advantage of your surprise to kiss you deeply, her small hands already molesting your flat chest as you drink her sweet, warm saliva (and since paussines are filled with appeasement glands all over, I suppose even her saliva would be a pleasant-tasting aphrodisiac).

>>10019208
She'd then lower her antennae towards you and let you drink her secretions directly from their source, your supple little girl body heating up as the thick, sugary aphrodisiac nectar fully takes its effect and the paussine monster girl begins to undress you - though since her antennae would be erogenous zones for her, feeding you her antennal secretions would be too arousing for her and you would take this opportunity to turn the tables on the little girl, kissing her back to share her aphrodisiac with her and rubbing your smooth loli pussies together until both of your panties are drenched with your lewd fluids. You'd then get rid of what little clothing you have left and enjoy the blushing insect girl's cute moans as you lick every part of her body, her body trembling with pleasure as you play with her antennae and pussy at once (and she'd then convince you to let her stay with you and be a freeloader, fulfilling her original agenda in any case).

Other curious inquilines include Metopina pachycondylae, a tiny fly of which larvae wrap themselves around ant larvae like organic necklaces and help themselves to the young ant's food when the opportunity arises; Ensliniella parasitica, a mite that feeds on the hemolymph of a potter wasp but also guards it from attacks by a much more damaging parasitoid (the wasps even have special pouches to transport the mites from nest to nest) and Coatonachthodes ovambolandicus, a rove beetle with an abdomen that curves above the insect's head and forms a termite-shaped parasol, complete with mock legs and antennae. As for bees, they also have a number of inquilines; drones are hardly expected to do work, and certain mud daubers and digger wasps have males that stay in the nest and protect it against potential threats while the female gathers nest materials (and since the pair copulates every time the female returns, the situation is akin to that of a young office lady taking care of her husband).

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>>10019226
I did not expect someone to answer my question so beautifully.

I think bees are my favorite insects. They're cute, fluffy and hardworking. They also don't sting you unless you bother them. Unlike wasps, those assholes.
>>10018116
Get out of here.