/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Her boobs with my p0n0s

>>9958968
I was going to say "boob" as well, but then I remembered it as Chihaya

How fucked the playthrough will be if I touch anything else than her arm?

Her elbow

I am 12 years old and what is this

Gimme a link to the site, thanks.

>>9959050
N-Nevermind.

Part1:http://www.mediafire.com/?5punxaq9171gmea
Part2:http://www.mediafire.com/?7zv7a1dzryavco9
Part3:http://www.mediafire.com/?355d1k8ue258hya
Part4:http://www.mediafire.com/?6oabaatf6e2fqjp
Part5:http://www.mediafire.com/?bupg68p38dymzo8
Part6:http://www.mediafire.com/?6ge3udmd1f8aesd

I supposed Jpcsp works, right?

>>9959069
>I supposed Jpcsp works, right?
It doesn't load on my machine.

>いい肉

Where it hurts the most.

Her lips with my lips

>>9959192
Why?

>>9959163
What does "yan" mean?

in the solar plexus

>>9959303
The pleasure of being cummed insise

Right in the nose.

>>9959163
What settings are you using for jcsp?

Anyone got it to work yet, with the ISO.

I'd crush her cervix. to make sure she doesn't contamine this Earth with her seed.

No, I would hit her with a phone book so I don't leave any marks.

>>9959645
It's not jpcsp.

Right below her ribs from the side :)

shit would be cash

>>9959303
Kansai version of deshou.

>>9959712
Wish I was even semi-technologically competent with anything else besides a pc.

in her vagina

with my penis

cum inside

no contraception

heaven or hell

i'm doing it

>>9959742
It runs on an actual PSP.

I would have told you if I knew how to play it on PC.

>>9959755
Yeah, that's what I meant.

I tried and couldn't figure it out even with a tutorial due to how technologically incompetent I am with everything but a pc.

>>9959730
i can just see it. a weak, super-skinny beta nerd tries to punch her, but only does a slight slap because he punches weaker than a 10 year old girl. she then kicks you in the balls.

>>9959750

You must take responsibility.

>>9960060
It seems like that would be his plan.

le smashed karaoke face

Where would you punch Chihaya if she came to a date wearing a tracksuit?

>>9960204
I'd probably smack her right on the ear. Hard.

>>9960204
I wouldn't, because I'm a Slav, I'm Russian and I was born in Warsaw.

>>9960204
is she drunk or something

>>9960598
The whore showed up drunk wearing a tracksuit.

>>9960204
I love tracksuits. If I was a girl then I would wear them everyday. Kind of like I do now. I wouldn't hit her for wearing a track suit.

>>9959250
>>9958968

>>9959785
I am not a super skinny beta nerd. I would hit her there because that is the only way I could touch her from there.

>>9960708
ok. weak, obese beta nerd.

>>9960861
Stop with these not nice words. I am non of those, I am not obese, in fact I am rather petite.

>>9960887
it's not "not nice words", it's just saying how it is.

you go to /jp/ so you're a beta male, and you're interested in otaku-related things like animu or idolmaster so you're a nerd/geek.

it's fine, everyone in here is like that, no matter how much 'internet tough guy' they pretend to be.

>>9960917
You had a bad day huh.. I feel ya man.

>>9960917
If it really applies to everyone here, you don't have to remind me or anybody about it.

If only ZUN!bar was here...

in her right eye because i love the look of a woman w. a black eye :)

Do you get to fuck her?

Please stop bullying Chihaya.

>>9961168
Nope. Not even when she's dead drunk.

Drunk Karaoke

>>9961443
That sounds unnecessarily opportunistic..

I may be a creepy looking fella, but I'd never do such ungentlemanly acts.

What the fuck is this? That's not even Chihaya.

>>9962125
It's Chihaya from Dream C Club.

>>9962125

>>9961969
People go to karaoke not drunk? only time I didn't was the first time I went, and the second was when I was picked up playing project diva arcade by some 28~ year old

>>9962192
>picked up playing project diva arcade by some 28~ year old
Tell me more.

>>9962200
I was playing the game and doing ok on hard and this girl who was doing it on extreme asked me why I didn't have headphones and I said because I didn't know I was going to an arcade today and just stopped by. See said she knew a place that had vocaloid karaoke so we went.

>>9962218
oh, she lent me her headphones for a few games, then we went. left that sentence out.

>>9962218
Sounds like fun.

>>9962240
was fine if I wasn't so poor. karaoke is fucking expensive.

me and mai waifu

>>9962287
aw, good picture you two!

>>9962287
What the fuck is Taiko doing with my wife?

>>9962287
Love that autistic smile of hers.

>>9961969
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8057825

Blan Nu Deeeeeeeeeeeey

>>9962564
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm14997969

Waifu was busy. Waifu's bowling bff had to cover for her.

>>9962817
Is she dressed like that for Halloween?

>>9962866
No, I dressed her like that for Halloween.

>Date at the beach
In before the whore comes wearing a tracksuit again.

I don't understand dream c club. it's about dating fancy whores?

>>9963121
They are pure girls.

>>9963121
They aren't all fancy, but you're mostly right.

Nonono is one of the best. She also has a great CV.

>>9964048
That's gotta be edited.

>>9959732
It's actually じゃない→やない→やん. Kansaiben is adorable.

>>9962268
That depends on where you go, though. There was a place (trashy but it had joysound) where you could go from like 11-4 am for 400 yen, and that included drink bar (non alcoholic obviously). But yeah, you go to a chain place at 8pm and you aren't getting out of there for under 1500 a person, even for just a couple of hours.

>>9964127
a place near the train station where I lived*

missed a phrase there

>>9964110
Here it's more like
でしょうね？→やんな？

oh i guess this was emulated huh

i played the jp 360 version, it sucked for the most part, except for the huge pink girl who had medical consitions and possibly the yellow tsundere

most of them are imas ripoffs anyway

>>9964989
The zero version supposedly is a lot better. Adds interesting characters and also adds a lot of activities supposedly.

The ps3 complete edition is due in 2 weeks I think, I'm seriously considering getting it if I somehow can find stock of it.

>>9965076
>Vita
>PS3
I wish those were "a lot better" too.

>>9964942
If you want to go for what it actually means instead of the general expression, it's だよね, not でしょう. Hell, that's not even the proper register.

>>9965850
It's the same thing.

if it doesn't work in jpcsp, someone needs to report it to them with the log and all.

maybe that'll help fixing it.

No tracksuit ;_;

Chihaya is disappointed by your NEET physic.

Hibiki Ganaha from Dream C Club

>>9966601
20+ yo, never went to the beach with a man.

Why is this game so unrealisticly unrealistic.

In the womb.

WITH MY DICK

>>9967155
No, it's actually realistic. They're lying whores out for your money. It's just one more example of why they shouldn't be trusted.

>>9964065
It's not, I can assure you.

Drunk Chihaya loves bowling balls.

mai waifu taking a bath

mai smug waifu at the beach

>>9970346
don't ntr me, man

>>9970367
That kimochi when mai waifu has less pixels that your waifu ;_;

>>9970375

Is the Vita hacked yet? It's the only thing stopping me from buying one.

this is my room irl

>>9970383
Geez man you're gonna get arrested if you take her back there.

So I found this thread yesterday, found out there was a PSP port and decided to give it a try.

I think the ISO I downloaded is bugged, though. For some reason, the cursor seems to move automatically towards Mian whenever I get to the girl selection screen and I'm powerless to stop it...

>>9970467
Generic tsundere #9970467

>>9970520
Generic ``twintail'' tsundere #9970467
fix'd4u

>>9970467
mian sucks

>>9970533
Daym, the ramen slut isn't in the PSP version.

Also, how do I get to play Airi and the eyepatch whore?
I have the DLC but those two don't show up on the selection screen.

>>9965076
Ugghh, don't remind me, I just lost my job and I only have enough in my savings to either buy christmas presents for my family or buy myself this, Super Robot Wars and Moe Moe Daisensou.

It doesn't help that the reason I can't afford to do both is because my sister owes me $800.

>>9970874
I'm a /m/an at heart, so when it comes to suparobo...

Let me ask you, do you have a healthy kidney?

>>9970952
I am not selling my kidney over the internet. I just enjoy not having to stop to pee every 10 seconds, way too much.

I'll just wait and get another job, hopefully everything will work out.

whoever tested this game in jpcsp should probably report it on their forum with the right logs attached, so that they can fix it.

>>9971082
Too lazy, sorry man.

There's the ISO i posted in MF just right up there, go sort it out I guess.

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>>9970583
sorry man, don't have a clue

airi is readily available in the vita version

>>9971886
>desuwa
>desuno
What a refined waifu!

All I have is that Chihaya knock-off...

COCKS

>>9971963
>Chihaya knock-off

she's the best imo

>>9971886
what does the milk bottle measure?

>>9971983
That's not milk dude...

>>9971979
we on the same wavelength now

>>9971983

It's a semen jar.

I want to go drinking with a girl and have her become drunk as hell. She would tell me all sorts of embarrassing secrets and by the end of the night, I would give her a piggyback ride home because she'd be too drunk to walk. After reaching our destination, I would make her drink a lot water and tuck her in her bed. Then I'd take my leave like a real gentleman and call her next morning to make sure she's okay.

>>9972134
DUDE

>>9972134
>I would make her drink a lot water and tuck her in her bed.
Guaranteed bed-wetting.

Why does she look so autistic?

I like it, but that smile just ain't right.

>>9972357

my personal tier list:
reika
asuka
mio
nonono
haruka

I'm probably going to end up buying the PS3 release with money I don't have. Thanks a lot nerds.

>>9975304
np man

>>9974186
Even exit signs are awesome in Japan.

>>9962287
I always thought that was Chihaya.

>>9975722
who she is doesn't matter, what matters is that she's mai waifu

ok so you go on dates with these girls
but on other days they go on dates with other guys
because they're paying for it
just like you are

they're whores?

>>9975777
More or less

>>9975777
they're all pure girls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xWv-1anbxo

Where would you punch Chihaya if she messed up your omurice?

>>9977570
in the womb, with my dick.

>>9977585
my niqqa!

>>9980933
;_;

>>9980933
it's an easy game that requires minimal japanese to play

Does this game have lewd content?

>>9973568
mecha girl master race

>>9982352
It does, but stays sfw.

>>9975777
They are like prostitutes, but without sex. At least not with you ;_; The NTR potential of this game is quite high.

I assume these kind of services exist in Japan? Do you know how much a date would cost?

>>9983381
I remember one that was quite new, where you get to past the night (Or some hours) and sleep with a girl, without any lewd or sexual meaning. It's quite expensive though. Here, found it: http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/09/28/japans-first-cuddle-cafe-lets-you-sleep-with-a-stranger-for-80
hr/

>めっちゃ
>めっちゃ
>めっちゃ
>めっちゃ

>>9975777
Dating someone doesn't imply any commitment in cultures where it isn't assumed that a date includes sex.

Can you fug the entrace lady?

>>9983903

>うちにくれるん？

No.

>>9984010
It's even the same default face from cm3d

>>9984114
Except CM3D was out way after DCC.

>>9984114
>>9984143
>mfw cm3d is a ripoff of dcc

>>9984495
CM3D = 3DCG + DCC

Oh my god are they going to fug?

Still no conclusion after 9 months and hundreds of thousands of yen spent.

>>9984939
She's stringing you along anon. It's her job.

>>9984939
did you gift reika her key item?

>>9984991
What's her key item?

>>9985003

>>9984991
>>9985003
>>9985319
screencap this shit

>>9985324
>Nobody reactied to my joke, better bump the thread again.

>>9985403
w u qt????

>>9985319
Haha

>>9985003
はぜ佃 （￥5500）

forgot which place to buy it though, and it only appears after you triggered a certain flag

10 months later, the VIP room.

>>9988641
I think it should be the bowling glove. Maybe the Vita version is different.

>>9988768
probably, the psp version isn't "zero" right?

>>9988776
Yes, it's just "Dream Club Portable".

Another date, another tracksuit.

Where would you karate-chop Chihaya?

>>9988934
>another tracksuit
what else would you wear at the track

awww yeah

>>9988963

le mischievous fairy face

>>9989012
Fatty

>>9989031

>>9989043
I don't get it.

>>9989052
Her fattyness is an optical illusion. She looks much slender in a tracksuit.

>>9989059
Or maybe the track suit is the optical illusion that hides her fat.

>>9974186
89 yen slippers sound like a steal.

>>9989064
It's not a corset, dude. Tight clothes can't hide fattyness.

>>9989089
Well...she should top wearing dresses that make her look fat.

I wear tracksuits everywhere too, due to a lack of fashion sense and the inability to coordinate more than 2 colors at once

What I'd give for a fashionably-awkward Chihaya

>>9989995
>due to a lack of fashion sense
When I was a student, I did like nerds usually do and tried to learn how to be more presentable. If you study dressing half-seriously for a month you will most likely develop a relatively good eye. In addition, If you're used to abstract bullshite you might start wondering how all the snowflakes dare to put so much pride in something so simple and irrelevant.

Use some cash and strangers will never know how well you dressed "naturally". Is there a difference? In my experience, yes, and that's what makes it so disgusting. Sensible people obviously don't give a shit but try being around young women and you'll notice a difference. This might not work if you're fat or blessed with an extremely unaesthetic facial structure.

*puts on MH shirt and start shitposting*

Best robot

Where ever she wanted me to.
I don't think I could ever me into sadeisim. I xould get rough with her, like squeezing breasts her alone in a fit of sexual tention.

someone post the /jp/ grope pictures

>>9991404
>someone post the /jp/ grope pictures
What's that?

>>9991404
This?

>>9991656

Pretty sure that used to be the /a/ one.

>>9982309
Does it have timed dialogue choices like idol master?
I tried playing Idol Master, but since I am a slow reader, those sections tend to screw me over.

>>9991919
>Does it have timed dialogue choices like idol master?
Yes, it's a dating sim after all.

>>9991952
Needs crystalised frozen on the hand.

>>9991952

>>9992075
This image brought to you by COOL-FREE-PHOTOSHOP-TUTORIALS.com.

>>9992104
That image is as old as /jp/ itself.

>>9991319
This isn't Airi? Or are there more than one android?

>>9992115
Don't fucking lie. I'm an oldfag, like REALLY FUCKING OLD. I've been here for almost 5 fucking months so don't mess with me newfag.

Making between 20000 and 50000 yen a week with gambling.
This isn't like real life at all ;_;

>>9992432
This is Airi, the other one is Nonono

>>9991319
got them mixed up dude

>>9992565

I thought Patyinko was the only legal form of gambling in Japan? Is there a loophole for horse racing too?

>>9994655
No idea, but horse racing isn't really gambling like slot machines.

In the game you can get money with pachinko and in that screenshot she is asking if you like gambling.

Which girl is the easiest to understand?
I'm pretty bad at Japanese, and some of them are confusing the hell out of me.

>>9997378
I only tried Reika and she talks in kansaiben.

>>9999599
best dream c club

>>9992565
The protagonist is Kaiji.

>>9999599
i find airi's hoof feet a big turn off

Boobs

Asses

Groping time.

>>10003523
Get away before I punch you like OP wanted me to.

If the player character actually has enough money to hire this expensive quasi-prostitute, why not hire an actual harlot then? At least the whore is honest about her trade.

>>10003555
You pay extra to sit in a fancy room.

Spergy-san has no sense of direction.

>>10003555
Quality, usually

Quality comes at premiums as usual, so yeah. Hostess clubs such as these usually have models moonlighting

best girl (:

``Ｗhy am I only wearing tracksuits...''

>>10008752
i actually bought some tracksuits because i liked how reika looks in them so much

yes, i do go outdoors and exercise

>>10008752
Is she drunk there?

>>10009560
She's always drunk.

le mikado game face

I want an alcoholic girlfriend. It would be great to share a bottle of vodka with her and just drink the night away.

>>10009642
Why?

>>10009651

>>10009741
Because it's her job.

>>10009766
Wait, so this is a game about escorts?

>>10009824
Yes? You didn't bother reading the thread, did you?

>>10009824
It's a hostess club. Look it up

>>10009824
do you not know what a host club is or something?

>>10009826
But those don't leave the club. From skimming the thread I see her at all sorts of places that aren't clubs.

>>10009746
Aww shit I don't have that on PSP ;_;

>>10009840
Special dating events. Not part of the club's activities.

>>9960421
Fatty.

>>10009856
Optical illusion.

Why are there no hostess clubs in the West? Feminism?

>>10009884
Because most men here just want to get straight to the sex and we have hookers for that.

>>10009856
what did you say about mai waifu

I want to like this game, but it's so hard for me not to think of that documentary on host clubs. So depressing. I can't help but see it as a business transaction and nothing more.

>>10010193
Share the documentary.

>>10010252
It's the filename, but regardless: http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/3632650/The_Great_Happiness_Space

You're welcome to try and find one with more seeds if you want. It's a great documentary.

>>10011223
fuck the JET program, i'm flying to japan to become a host

>>10010193
They paid to drink and get a bunch of free shit from lonely middle aged women though. That has to be nice.

The down side if I remember the documentary is that it takes a toll on their health after a while. So I guess the key is getting out of the game before you start coughing up blood.

>>10012034
It also has a great personal toll on people. We aren't meant to deal with relationships in the way they do. It burns you out.

>>10012058
Yeah. I could imagine doing that for a day or even a week but it probably gets old after a while and you can't just stop since it's your job.

>>10014033
Yeah, these snowy weather pictures are just making me feel horrible for being a lonely freak now. Thanks, cuntflaps

I hope you fucking feel lonely too tonight you damned dipshit

I would punch her right in the crouch

>>10003555
I'm CUUMMIIINNNGGGG

>>10014178
Why horrible? It should make you feel better about being nice and cozy inside.

>>10014204
Hibiki Ganaha from Dream C Club

>>10003555
People pay money to talk to prostitutes.

Some guys aren't looking for sex, but some imitation of companionship. It's not any weirder than say, having an impregnation fetish.

>>9960917
Fuck off dweeb I've punched over a hundred girls
I've earned the right to be obnoxious about it

>>10014261
It's meaningless if your Chihaya waifu isn't with you ;_;

>>10014307
disgusting.jpg

>>10014328
>internet tough guy, has punched over a 1000 imaginary people

>>9958959
Did she get pads or a boob job?

I guess pads, since Chihaya acts as a model pad advertisements.

>>9959785
>Kicks you in the balls.
What I wouldn't give for that--wow, I'm so hard right now... time to fap to Chihaya!

Wait, is there a new Dream Club for PSP?

100 visages of autism.

>>9984840
Remember: You are pure, that's why you can visit the club.

>>10023339
Dream Clud Portable. It's just a port of the 360 version I think.

>>10023350
Ah, then I have already played that.
Don't remember that brown girl, though.

>that feel when you cannot beat it without question wiki open

>>10023356
I'm aware of that sensation, Anon.

I failed my first Reika playthrough by the way.

>>10023356
>>10023398
Is the game really that difficult?
Should I restart if I screwed up on my first few days?

>>10023468
Naw, you have 1 year to finish the storyline. I just somehow managed to miss the deadline by a week or two, probably because I spent too much time taking screenshots and doing other useless stuff.

>>10014328
I agree, women are not people.

>>10023543

>>10023581
2hu pls go

>>9991319
Nyuu～

Does she wear a track suit to hide how fat she is?

>>10029988

how could anyone love these girls. They're literally whores. Prostitutes who don't even have to fuck you too, just expensive escorts.

>>10030040
calm down man, it's just a game

>>10030040
I like the songs

>>10030059
Nah, that guy is right. I'll admit I've never played the game but escort simulation doesn't really sound like an appealing premise for a game.

>>10030092
Better than Generic High School Romance #48739 or 14yo Idol Dating Simulator.

>>10030040
>>10030092
Stop applying your terrible 3D views to our ideal 2D world.

>>10030109
But those are pure. why would you want to date slutty girls?

>>10030109
True. But then again I don't find dating simulations in general all that appealing so I'm biased there.

>>10030120
DCC girls are pure too.
NotChihaya, for example, has never been to a beach with a man!

>>10030128
Do you know the status of her maidenhead?
I can assure you its quite gone, for all of these escorts.
what kind of woman would work a job where she just gets to date men and do any lewd things she wants with her customers? It's really disgusting.

>>10030140
if you've played the game you'd know that her hostess job is only part time

she's a pro bowler

>>10030128
You know she was probably lying through her teeth right? It's her job.

>>10030168
>pro bowler
Can't make a living playing games, whores herself out on the side.
Yeah yeah, oldest story ever. Just a slightly modified "paying my way through college :("

>>10030168
She's not pro. Her pink haired friend is.

>>10030140
That's not how the hostess thing even works dude.

>>10030240
Yes it does. Dirty slut, I hope they all die.

>>10030275
Sounds like you were raped by a dirty slut when you were a child.

>>10030206
i thought rui was THE professional slut