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10006856 No.10006856 [Reply] [Original]

Martial arts is the celebration of life. If you don't know martial arts, you don't know anything.

>> No.10006872

>>10006856

the only martial arts i know is lewd martial arts.

>> No.10006879

Celebrate life by learning how to steal it away from others.

>> No.10006874
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>>10006856
One bullet in your ass and you'll shut up.

>> No.10006877

I know that I don't know martial arts.

>> No.10006884

I tried karate when I was young but gave up because it was too much work and I was a small kid anyway.

If you can't be one of the best at something then there's no point in trying at all.

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>>10006874
>implying the use of weaponry is not martial arts

>> No.10006902

I think I still know some Tae-kwon do katas, but I'm not properly conditioned for them, and my balance has gotten a lot worse since then due to chronic back issues.

>> No.10006915

I want Meiling to beat me up and sit on me after she's done turning me into putty

>> No.10006932

>>10006915

I understand and sympathize with this.

>> No.10006957

>>10006874
LOL XD

Because martial artists are all old-fashioned people who don't know what a gun is, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GTzpGEXN2Q

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