/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Amiami

http://www.adammale.com/gay-sex-toys/oversized-gay-sex-toys-c-353.aspx

I love Sakuya. It's too bad I'd feel terrible if I just bought her fumo, and not Remi and Flan's... But then I'd have too many fumos.

reported.com

>>10004025
How about you suck my amiami?

http://www.adammale.com/gay-sex-toys/sp-the-great-american-challenge-2302.aspx

j-list.com

>>10004052
Why not get a cheap knock off?
They look better anyway

http://www.adammale.com/gay-sex-toys/big-inch-plus-dildos/sp-black-super-dong-3561.aspx

>>10004036
Great American challange,INDEED!! Your anal products continue to thrill and amaze me. They are far and away superior to any of your competitors. I'm not an amateur in shoving big cocks deep into my colon and I love the sensation of being stretched open as they slide deeper and deeper inside me to the balls. I can take 13" easily, but this purple monster is proving to be living up to lt's name. 10" is all I can take thus far. I'm sure your boy butter lube will achieve burial to the balls in due time. This bad boy isn't for the casual analist. I look forward to your new products listed in your catalogs. I look forward to viewing them.

-NSJ

http://www.adammale.com/gay-sex-toys/sp-bam-realistic-supercock-347.aspx

>>10004106
you have to work up to this monster....i started with just a 7" dildo and then went to your incapacitator 9" baby..that took some time and lube to get it all packed in my ass and now i fuck my self with that daily hard and as fast as i get get my arm going and cum so deep and hard...NOW WITH THIS BAM IT STRETCHES MY ASS WIDE AND HURTS A BIT AT FIRST...SOON I WILL BE ABLE TO JUST POUND IT IN AND OUT AND GET READY FOR 2 GUYS COCKS AT ONE TIME......CAN YOU MAKE A TOY THATS HAS TWO THICK COCKS TOGETHER AS IF BEING FILLED BY 2 MEN ? THAT WOULD FEEL AWESOME........THE BIGGER YOU MAKE TOYS THE MORE I WANT TO SEE HOW WIDE MY ASS WILL GO....

-NSJ

you can buy it on amiami, daze～

http://www.adammale.com/gay-anal-toys/dildo-gay-sex-toys/sp-goose-anal-invader-2928.aspx

>>10004152
This anal sex toy is truly amazing! I've purchase a great number of items over the years for the purpose of screwing my asshole as deep as possible and it has been great fun. This bad boy is huge and I love it. With liberal lubrication I managed to shove in 10" on the first try, which was thrilling to say the least. Further trys have been marginal. I've taken the fence post with ease and I'm determined to obtain the same result with the goose. I love taking these long thick dicks up into my bowels. Your products are the greatest for pleasuring me. Go long and thicker.

-NSJ

>>10004142
Super pretty.

>>10004127
>daze
>da
Stop being a retard.

>>10004214
Is desu better?

>>10004219
If you want to RP then say "ze" at least, not "daze".

>>10004223
What about da-ze~ ?

>>10004225
She never says da-ze or daze.

>>10004228
Yes she does だぜ

>>10004234
Provide me a screenshot of any official work where she does.

PS: good luck

>>10004235
Go to Touhou Wiki.
Find any scenario featuring Marisa, e.g.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Cherry_Blossom/Story/Marisa%27s_Scenario
CTRL-F "だぜ"


Of course, you can interpret it as "ta-se" or "da-se" or whatever the heck you want. Phonetics is weird.

sakuyalaska pls

>>10004235
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Cherry_Blossom/Story/Marisa%27s_Scenario

>>10004260
>>10004261
PCB is not canon.

>>10004261
Wait, scratch that, just noticed both have two dakuten.

I suck at reading.

"Da-ze" is the correct romanization.

>>10004268
Stay mad daze.

>>10004268
Just apologize already. You've been proven wrong.

>>10004268
Why can't you just say, "Oh, sorry, my bad."

Is not losing internet arguments that important to you?

H-h-hello Marisa d-d-da-ze

Two new sisters came to live with me recently.. I hope they will be happy.

>>10004268
lol everyone check out king autisticus and his asspain

>>10004307
You're not the real stuttering Alice. Please don't play with my heart like that.

>>10004313
There are people who actually miss that piece of shit?

>>10004328

>>10004328
see
>>10004260
and
>>10004261

>We have confirmed your payment and shipped the following order to you...

MY MONTHS OF WAITING IS ALMOST OVER!

>>10004356
Good luck.

>>10004442
Woah, dude, woah, woah. Woah. Do you have Marisa pointing to get out of /jp/ in the corner of your wallpaper? Woah, woah, dude, woah.

>>10004470

>>10004470
no, she's pointing get into /jp/

>>10004442
mna i wanta mikomiko suika like yours

fumofags are a peculiar breed of people

>>10004627
>uncut

I purchase mine at conventions. If you wait until the very last day to buy, you can save money - however, you may miss out on the chance to buy your favorites.

TLDR Buy your favorites on sight, get the rest on the last day. Of course this is only for NEETs, hikis must get them online.

>>10004637
TLDR is for faggots. Get out, now.

>>10004636
>>>/b/
Also, cut and uncut are both wonderful.

>>10004654
After you.

>>10004642
You first, bro.

>>10004196
Let them out now! They're suffocating in there

>>10004651
I would suck on both of them. Every /jp/sie penis is cute.

Why don't you guys just make your own?
Just buy some fabric, cotton, threads, stitching nails, and a fabric scissor.
$20 MAX

>>10004260
>>10004261
Didn't find "da ze" anywhere.

>>10006030
and fumo cost what
20 dollars?

>>10006041
plus shipping and 2+ weeks of wait.
You could have this done in like 2 hours, MAX.

>>10006038
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Cherry_Blossom/Story/Marisa%27s_Scenario
CTRL-F "だぜ"
Do the control f part

>>10006044
Last time I tried to make a plushie, I failed pretty hard. Doing the hair is hard for me too, plus those touhou hats and outfits..

>>10006044
>>10006030
Making stuff requires skill.

>>10006048
But you're looking for something else, I'm looking for "daze"

>>10006056
I'm sure you'll get it right this time.

>>10006093
are you retarded?

>>10006105
First rule of arguing is that you've already lost if you have to insult.

>>10006114
says the guy who denies the evidence and won't clarify what exactly it is he's looking for.

>>10006117
>and won't clarify what exactly it is he's looking for.

>Stated RIGHT HERE:
>>10006093
>I'm looking for "daze"

>>10006127
seriously?
seriously, motherfucker?
Just...no. fuck you. not even worth my time.

>>10006144

>>10004309
Satori shimai! Damn, now I'm jealous.
I hope you treat them well.

>>10006127
You should be looking for the Hiragana 「だぜ」 because the source language is in Japanese. The original Touhou game content is in Japanese, friend. :)

>>10006512
Thank you bro!

>>10004258
'sup?

>>10006546
S-scary...

>>10006546
What's that cleaver for?

So how does one go about washing fumos? I considered putting them in the washing machine on the delicate setting but I'm afraid of ruining them. I might just try using a toothbrush and some soap.

>>10006552
Since Sakuya can't stand up to prove that I'm the real Sakuyalaska, I put the adorably tiny cleaver into the picture which she has carried around in several pictures I've posted to /jp/ before.

>>10006560
Put them in a pillow case and throw them in a washer.

>>10006560
Use a wet cloth (water, not soap!) and rub the dirty spot out. I wouldn't recommend tossing a fumo into the washer, even on delicate and inside a pillow case. If you have to use soap, then I'm not sure what to do. Try conditioner? Conditioner is what they recommend you hand wash silk with.

Time for bed. Good night /jp/!

>>>/toy/3171912

dont come back thank you

>>10006724

Please don't bully. Touhou fumos are relevant to /jp/'s interests.

>>10006739
Go fuck yourself

>>10006724
I could never understand why we got rid of the fumo threads, but if they ever had a chance of transition into that, I'm glad we did.

>>10004030
>too many fumos

impossible

>>10007502
It's better to just have one or two of a character you like than a bunch of them that you only kind of care about.

>>10007504
I agree.
I have reimu, marisa, youmu and yuyuko.
Don't really care about the vamp bitch crew
Sakuya is the only cool one out of those

>>10007502
You only need 1.

>>10004196
Do you live in an attic? If so that's awesome.

>>10007553
Do you? I like my fumo harem of big Reimu and small Kaguya, Hatate, Patchouli, Yukari, and Miku. If some other ones I wanted existed I'd be after those too.

>>10007573
What, does Hatate fumo even exist?

>>10007663
Not a fumo, some other brand. But she's in my plushie collection and I like her.

>>10007946
Could you provide a link to the shop site with it?

>>10007972
This is where I got it from but it's not actually available from there anymore.

http://www.paletweb.com/selectpage.asp?code=80002601

Not sure where else to look, I had a hard enough time finding that again.

>>10008187
Thanks, I'll try to look for a shop where I can buy it.

>>10008211

Found only this:
http://store.shopping.yahoo.co.jp/wcan/1042162-000-000.html

Well, it'd be expensive to ship, but at least I'll get it.

>>10008254
I don't think they ship internationally, assuming that's a problem for you.

>>10008294
I'll get it using a shipping service, that's why I sait it'll be expensive.

>>10008294
I'll get it using a shipping service, that's why I said it'll be expensive.

I got mine from ebay

>>10004024
I got mine while I was in Japan. They were surprisingly hard to find. I only saw Kaguya, Mokou, and I think a Marisa the whole time I was in Akihabara.

>>10008456
>I got mine from ebay
This could actually be a better way to get them because there's a chance that someone cummed on them.

Remi and Flan came today.