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>> No.35385073 [View]

>>35385058
Then she has some nice exercise regimes to help out.
She'll even join you.
Not because she wants you to see her in her workout clothes but because its better to work out with someone.

>> No.35385084 [View]

>>35385037
they have a saying amongst those who live in the countryside, which translates to the more spanked he is, the more love he will for you

>> No.35385112 [View]

>>35385073
true, but she likes to take my clothes with a very red face and I might not get that clothes back till two weeks later and they smell slightly weird

>> No.35385121 [View]

>>35385112
Don't worry about the scent, its an anti-rape detergent

>> No.35385127 [View]

>>35385121
I never heard of such a detergent, I have no reason to get raped, who would want me, I am just some guy who likes working out

>> No.35385140 [View]

>>35385127
The ways of the meido are inscrutable but effective.
Just accept it and allow her to do her job.

>> No.35385145 [View]

>>35384895
Stop looking at me like that dumb rubber slut

>> No.35385159 [View]

>>35385140
Ok, but lately, I feel like I am being followed in my house and outside of it, I also bump into my maid quite a lot while I go out, I am starting to think something is going on

>> No.35385198 [View]

What's the clientele at an MGC sports bar? I'm applying to be a waiter so a single mamono can sexually assault+marry me.

>> No.35385204 [View]

what happens if I crash a noble only monster ball while clearly being a peasant farmer's son?

>> No.35385221 [View]
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>>35384594

>> No.35385235 [View]

>>35371764
had a great time with it

>> No.35385245 [View]

>>35385204
you don't need to worry about social status and all that. feel free to woo the maid in front of them anyway, though.

>> No.35385257 [View]

>>35385245
>woo the maid
Lame. I'd start fucking her on top of the buffet table.

If you know what I mean. ;-)

>> No.35385273 [View]

>>35385245
I'd just start stripping and moving sensually while keeping eye contact with the oldest one that is still single

>> No.35385300 [View]

>>35384564
Far too lewd

>> No.35385309 [View]

>>35384928
Oh no! She's about to use her jungle cat magic: [Eekum Bookum]!

>> No.35385312 [View]

>>35385245
I'd go and hug the most stuck up looking single monster girl there

>> No.35385383 [View]

>>35385235
Cheers anon, really glad you liked it!

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>>35370372

>> No.35385414 [View]

>>35371764
I was just thinking it's been a while since I've seen you around. Good to see some new stuff.

>> No.35385421 [View]

>>35370700
I can't tell if she's got a small cat or massive venom sacks.

>> No.35385427 [View]

>>35385414
I mean, it was only 11 days since my last one. T-that's not too slow... for me at least. I hope.

>> No.35385449 [View]

>>35385421
Yes.

>> No.35385480 [View]

>>35385421
>loli ocelomeh asking why not both.png

>> No.35385502 [View]

>>35385221
How do I know if an ancient evil is the type that likes sycophantic praise or revels in being insulted for her vices?

>> No.35385532 [View]

>>35385502
spank her

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>>35385312
She is gonna be very smug.
>Hmph, at least this peasant knows who is the best here.

>> No.35385540 [View]

>>35385502
Praise her vices through backhanded compliments and see what she does to you.

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>> No.35385563 [View]

>>35385535
I'd just smug back at her and say how easy she was to make smug

>> No.35385573 [View]

>>35385535
gotta overload that smug with much praise and worship!

>> No.35385599 [View]

>>35385245
I would make the musicians play salsa music and ask a lady to show them how to dance to it

>> No.35385692 [View]

>>35384408
>48-degree heatwave on the horizon in CANADA of all places
Yuki-onnas are starting to sound pretty nice...

>> No.35385776 [View]

>>35383228
>Featuring MI-24 Archdragon "Krokodil"

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>>35383228
Imagine.....

>> No.35385849 [View]

>>35385776
>And UTH-66 Griffon "Blackfoot"

>> No.35385871 [View]

men belong in the kitchen

>> No.35385884 [View]

>>35385871
i'd wear an apron or whatever but the food's going to be real bad

>> No.35385899 [View]

>>35385871
because monsters can't cook
men:1 monsters: 0

>> No.35385900 [View]

>>35385849
>Boss...you know I've always had your back, but if you bring that Kunoichi here....I'll just have her killed....

Poor Kikimora Millah, she's been through too much. Hopefully BEEG Boss will take some time to go see the sunset on the beach with her one of these days

>> No.35385914 [View]

>>35385900
Missed chance to say Kikimillah.

>> No.35385921 [View]

>>35385914
That's good. I like the synchronicity between the LateNight drawing of the Kikimora amputee and Kaz missing an Arm and Leg, feels memetic

Also Revolver Ocelomeh makes me smile

>> No.35385970 [View]

>>35385921
So essentially, what you're saying is you like puns. Man of culture.

>> No.35385986 [View]

>>35385970
puns are a mans natural joke after all

>> No.35385992 [View]

>>35385970
Thanks brother, I try.

I Imagine Monstergirls would like melodramatic Kojima-tier stories

>> No.35386001 [View]

>>35385992
Maybe, who knows really?

>> No.35386029 [View]

>>35385692
>8 Celsius heatwave in Canada
lmfao

>> No.35386069 [View]

I have mixed feelings about living armor. How do you even sex them?

>> No.35386076 [View]

>>35386069
Constantly actually, penis is always in her ghostly vagina