/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34618408
Human
Rather than get a waifu that's purely into sex or seducing you in the oddest of ways, I'd get a human and just try to build a relationship where both of us won't try monopolizing one another and enjoy life in a mamano filled world. In short, I just want a vanilla relationship with a human, both of us having built our loyalty high enough so we can be together until the day we die.

>>34631506
Would you try to ask for an autograph before the imminent slime rape?

>>34631509
Then it's probably the best blank you've ever drawn

If I screw a girl with a parasite slime do I have to dick the slime as well or just the girl?

>>34631589
They're one inseparable organism at that point so you already did.

>>34631378
Phazon
Ushi
Raging Mushroom

>>34631559
>Hand is too big to headpat the fairy.
>Have to settle for using just a finger or my penis.

>>34631589
The slime is your girlfriend too. It may not look like one but you have to give her lots of your stinky gooey white love too.

Is it possible to disgust even a cancer with smegma on your dick?

>>34631634
I'm sure if you're an idiot and let it get infected

What would a MG version of the Devil, Lucifer be like?

>>34631638
>salivating akaname noises

>>34631647

>>34631647
I’m sure the fallen god kinda fits that since most angels and valks who fall follow said god

>>34631406
Trust the cow.

How do I get Titania wife?

>>34631819
Do good in the fey wild.

wip of my waifu in her lingerie!

>>34631819
First of all, don't be lewd, that scares them.
Second, show her you like to game.
And finally, act like a father to her and she'll fall in love with you from lack of a father figure growing up.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get snug with a bug, soldier beetle-san is getting ready for the spring games where she can show off what she practiced during winter.

>Grumble Grumble
>What to do? What to do?
>Should I break him, or spoil him?
>Do I want him to be utterly spellbound by me? Captivated and helplessly horny by my very presence?
>Or do I want him to be calm and relaxed when I am by his side?
>Would he be okay with becoming so dependent on me?
>He'll never accept being submissive and meek
>But can I make him happy otherwise?
>Grumble Grumble

>>34631831
She looking good. Might could use a little lacey something around the horns.

>>34631728
*Goddamned

>>34631831
Like before, I will continue to have sexual thoughts about your wife. Many apologies.

>>34631833
>don't be lewd
You’ve lost me I’m not supposed to be lewd to the big tiddy see-through nightwear wearing elf with wings?

>>34631855
The thing about having a Gazer wife is that she notices anything and everything. So if I say I'm okay, but I'm really not... she'll know.

The other thing about having a Gazer wife is that her methods of making things okay are sometimes... unusual...

>>34631910
No, you're supposed to "have fun." It's a matter of mindset, even if both result in a fairy full of fluids.

I like haku

>>34631930
>My waifu works in mysterious ways.

>>34631948
They're my least favorite cow but that's still a good ranking.

>>34631966
Really? They're my favorite cow.

>>34631948
inferior cow
her brain sucked all the nutrients from her breasts!

>>34631948
I prefer holst

>>34631957
>"You're cute when you're conflicted."

>>34631559
Bless your soul, little fairy.

>>34631930
>Geiza wife makes you dinner
>Don't like the food all that much
>She'll be upset if you say you don't like it
>She'll be upset if you say you like it because she knows you don't
>From now on you cook for geiza, it's just easier that way

>>34632001

Please Don't Hypnotize Me, Miss Gazer!

>>34632001
isn't that his line?

>>34631948
me too

>>34631948
I don't. She's not lewd. She keeps teaching me useless things like M A T H

>>34632125
You say that, but you whip up an equation solved by an irrational number and she goes NUTS in bed.

>>34632125
>he doesn't like it when his girl pulls out a protractor before riding him
ishygddt

>>34632125
Milking
Anal
Titjob
Handholding

>>34632047
Good thing my Gazer wife is actually a phenomenal chef! Despite rarely eating anything besides my spirit energy

Also, that just means she's always looking over my shoulder and butting in whenever I try to cook something myself.

>>34631966
I feel truly sorry for all anons with brainlet waifus.

>>34632475
I admire the purity of spirit when I see a doromes smile.

>>34632529
I suppose “pure” is one way to describe a perfectly empty space.

>>34630670
I want a Manticore to lick my hair while we cuddle.

>>34632160
I don't think haku would agree to take it up the butt

>>34632590
She knows your fetishes, Anon. Think about that. All of them.