/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21918781
>>21918795
Mama Nurgle has many gifts! Learn to appreciate them all!

Monster girl STDs are a really weird subject to explore. It can be funny but I don't know who'd find that attractive.
>Anon pays $0.50 to use a Manticore hooker's tail
>He contracts a disease that makes his dick constantly leak cum unless he creampies a monster girl at least twice daily

i want to yank a tail while i fuck a butt

>>21918634
Good thing monster girls often take on the male traits of the species they're based off, like Manticores with manes.

>>21918825
There's a lot of funny and cute possibilities, but the problem is getting them, unless they're just endemic to some species and every single girl has it and you get it if you put it in one.

>>21918842
>barbed and knotted dicks
yes plz

>>21918602
>nigger ELH's waifu
Absolutely not. Fuck off.

>>21916312
Or be more supportive

>>21918846
>Anubis Autism is contagious
>some random slave gets pressed to become her dickthrone
>he gets the AA's
>becomes obsessed with pyramids
>draws ever more intricate pyramid designs at night
>eventually his boss notices he's not performing his duties
>she finds his sketches
>they're good enough to get her wet
>slave suddenly gets a promotion

>>21918841
That's mankind's dream.
I see you are shooting for the stars with a squirrel tail. The common man aims for his local succubus' instead.

>>21918863
Human garbage like you belongs on /trash/

>>21918863
>yfw being an incubus is just getting infected with a monster's specific STD

>>21918863
Not like that you fool.

>Responding
Why do you never learn?

Monoeye Mania (MM) is the most insidious sexual disease, as it is not transmitted via sex, and instead only has sexual effects. The smallest whiff of Monoeye sweat can transmit the disease to any human male who does not yet have a Monster-Transmitted Disease (MTD) and make him see Monoeyes as highly sexually and romantically desirable.

Does your wife shave?

I want 4chan to leave.

>>21918939
No, she sheds scales.

>>21918846
I like KC's lewd monster girl diseases like the pollen allergy. We can just take a similar concept and make it so that men can only catch those diseases through intercourse.
>An undead city is hit with a monster girl disease that basically makes everyone act like they're beasts in heat
>Symptoms include extreme sensitivity, abundance of lewd liquids, urges to get your belly rubbed by the opposite sex, etc...
>Anon meets a Lich suffering this condition and hits it off without thinking
>They then spend the next 2 weeks relentlessly breeding until they're both cured

>>21918939
She's too young to grow anything there

>>21918939
One trims, the other shaves.

>>21918939
>Shaving
>Not being naturally hairless
One reason why aquatic species are better.

>>21918939
I feel like wife wouldn't have hair because of her species, but I kinda like pubic hair, but I can live with that because I love wife.

>>21918961
A Lich trying to keep a straight face when she remembers what depraved, animalistic breeding she engaged in must be extremely cute and bullyable.

>Hunter returning home after a long and only semi-successful hunt. He had snagged only a couple of small rabbits and a basketful of assorted forest goodies (edible mushrooms, wild root vegetables, etc.)
>Wasn't much but it'd go into the perpetually cooking stew that he knew was waiting for him back at the tavern where all of the local hunters, gatherers, and woodsmen convened
>Rain was coming down and wind was beginning to pick up in icy-cold blasts
>As eager as he was to get to hot food and shelter he wasn't one to ignore the hunched figure beckoning to him from the woodline
>The figure was small and obscured by what looked like a thin, ragged sheet as protection
>"Kind sir," she called out, a woman's voice. "Kind sir, may you help me?"
>He approached her without caution. As soon as he was within touching distance her paltry disguise was shed, the dingy covering falling from her shoulders and pooling around her ankles
>A Succubus with dusky red skin and gleaming yellow eyes. Although nude in the cold she seemed to be sweating, some supernatural heat inside of her causing her flesh to be hot and her breathing to be heavy.
>"Kind sir, won't you...help me warm u-"
>"My goodness, it's bitter-cold out here!"
>"Ah yeees, I know, so if you-"
>"Here! Take my cloak! Let's get you somewhere safe before the storm worsens. You poor thing, you must be miserable out here."
>"Oh, but kind sir, I would be made much warmer i-"
>She stops speaking as the cloak engulfs her. It's so large compared to her relatively petite body that it's almost comical, even to her. Though it's dripping wet on the outside the interior was bone-dry and even she had to admit it was unbelievably comfy.
>"A-ah! Th-...yes, well...maybe I could be made even warmer if you were to join me und-"
>"How long have you been left here? Are you hungry?"
>"I-...no, I'm no-...well, yes, I'm starving, but what would feed me best is-"
>"Don't worry, don't worry. If stew isn't to your liking I'll get the tavern-owner to whip up whatever you like."
>Thirty minutes later she's seated in the warmest corner of the tavern next to a raging fire with a bowl of oxtail soup in her lap wondering what happened
>All the townsfolk have been using this method to avoid being assaulted for months.

>>21919051
But I want to be assaulted

>>21919051
Would let her rest her head on my shoulder at the tavern.

>>21919047
She acts like it didn't happen.
>You take her experiments diary and show her those 2 weeks
>It's a complete mess with "BREED" written all the pages, semen and female juices making the pages stick, lewd drawings of animalistic positions, etc...
>She blushes bright red and stutters that those are highly scientific notes that you could never understand

Doughragon.

>>21919101
wud fugg dat chubb
And by that I mean her belly button.

What kind of hobbies does your waifu have?

>>21919117
Collect
Maintain
Organize
Guard

>>21919101
fat

>>21919117
Cane toad golf

>>21919128
No!

Treat pear-shaped lolis with tender love. Also feel up and grope their sexy bodies. And say horny, lewd things to them like it was a H-manga. And fuck them from behind until they have shameful expressions on their cute faces.

>>21919113
It is absolutely forbidden to encourage a dragon snacking habits by finding her chub attractive.
You should instead motivate her to practice frequent sexercice so that she can obtain and maintain a healthy weight.

>>21919166
Lich lolis are too inexperienced to be able to resist pulling lewd faces

I want to smite evil with my Valkyrie waifu!

>>21919051

This is a dangerous tactic. It'll bewilder a lot of MGs enough to prevent assaults but it's only a matter of time until you get one who falls in love easily and is hard to get rid of.

>>21919192
Wanna rub those exposed hips

>>21919207
You're late, a monsterboy is already fucking her

>>21919207
I want to standing intercrural her from behind while sniffing her nape.

>>21919170
But you can get buff from fucking doughragons in the reverse suspended congress position.

>Can I buy you a drink?

>>21919149
>Cane toad

>>21918781
That already exists in item form.
But are you a bad enough dude to go to Wonderland to get it?

>>21919192
What if you live in a peaceful town and all the evil there is to smite are people who litter, park badly and small time thieves?