/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>41081391
>you will be caught and all your energy will be wrung out of you like a towel before the old hag proceeds to have slow and passionate sex with your now drowsy body.
Sounds fun. Living in a hag's tail would be comfy.

Do not believe the lies of old hags! They are definitely still able to get pregnant, so give them everything you've got.

>>34502516
Pay your own tab and refuse all gifts she sends. When she comes over to cry mating press her and fill her with kits

>>34474265
It's not even dinnertime for me yet. I'm thinking of getting burgers but to be honest I don't even want junk food I'm just bored. I don't know how lng the thread has so instead of an image of a monster eating a burger take this

>>32333876
>having to imitate fox mofu to be optimal
Pathetic.

>>32008795
Yeah, just tack a 0 on the end of that and you have her real age.

>try wooing a smug CC fox
>"What makes you think you're a match for me, boya?"
>"Uh, I can make some pretty good fried tofu."
>fox tries to maintain her smug composure despite shivering in excitement and breathing heavily
>"I-Is that s-so?"

>>20538150
Or he could just bang the oldest fox in the neighborhood to really drive home the point that he doesn't care for lolis.

I want to teach a thousand year old fox about...modern things
>sitting on the bed when your old fox wife walks in wearing her usual traditional kimono, blushing and smiling lewdly
>"You youngsters these days have such strange tastes."
>she strips off her kimono to reveal the outfit hidden underneath
>a tube top with "Foxy Bitch" written on the front that is struggling to contain her tits
>a skirt so short, it doesn't even pretend to hide her crotch and prodigious ass, and neither does her leopard print G-string
>topped off with fishnet stockings and six-inch heels

>>20226919
I'll take the oldest fox you have, please. Newlywed special.

Remember, Ara ara foxes keep their eyes closed so young boys can't see their heart-pupils

>>17852860
And they only get lewder with age

>walk up to old fox and tell her you're gonna pound her until she's knocked up with no less than three daughterus
>her ufufus as she thinks she's too old for such things until she feels her womb start to ache
Remember: it's never to late to put buns in the oven

>be wizard-in-training anon
>you don't know any reality bending magic yet, but even your master knows not to underestimate your ability with simple spells
>you're walking around the city's merchant district when you're beckoned by a thin older kitsune to her stall
>"Come, young man. I have a variety of magical items for sale. Surely I have something that will peak your interest."
>looking around her merchandise, you spot a magnifying glass and ask her what's special about it
>"Ah, this shows the true form of all things."
>you ask if you could test it by using it on her and go to pick it up, but the merchant suddenly latches on to it
>"Dear customer, there's no need to do that. I'm not hiding anything from you anyways, so it won't work on me."
>you're now engaged in a tug of war over this magnifying glass as you ask her why she won't let you if she's not hiding anything
>she finally manages to wrestle it from your hands, triumphantly stating that she will go lock this troublesome object up somewhere
>do what you must, I've already won
>the dispel magic enchantment you slipped on it activates, and her illusion spell unravels in a burst of light
>when the light subsides, the flustered fox stands before you, older, yet somehow sexier than before, and with a much plumper body
>as she tries to cover herself, she yells "Y-You brat! Do you like bullying ugly old hags or something?!"
>tell her no, but you do like bullying beautiful women like her. maybe you'll bully her tomorrow too

I really want a kitsune waifu, but Dark God help me if she figures out how to turn her ara ara up to 11
>waifu is talking with her other monster girl friends when you walk by
>faintly hear her say "watch this" before calling over to you
>the second she cups her face with her hand, you know what's about to happen and you're praying to any deity that will listen to stop her
>she opens her stunning eyes just wide enough to see a lascivious gleam
>her plush lips, accentuated by a beauty mark just below her mouth, curl into the kitsune's trademark mischievous smile
>then, in a voice so heavenly it'd make angels cry, she says those two simple words
>"Ara ara~"
>your dick almost punches a hole in your pants and your start cumming like a broken faucet. if you weren't conditioned from years of fucking a monster girl, your legs would have immediately given out
>her friends are looking on in awe as you struggle to stay upright, hoping she doesn't finish you with an "Ufufu"

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