/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I read the doxx today, oh boy
About a star-struck girl who left her home
And though she spoke no Japanese
She tried to teach an English class
I saw her photograph

I read the dox today, oh boy
About a lonely girl who wanted friends
And though she dreamed of getting big
She never found her niche
Now she's living in a small apartment with her friend, the NEET

I read the dox today, oh boy
A cosplay blogger who had dreamed of more
Her idol dreams would slip away
The fame she'd never get
Crabs in a bucket

I'd love to've met them then

Woke up, fell out of bed
Had to check the latest thread
Opened up /jp/ and searched "Holo"
And scrolling down, I found my oshi's name
Found a rrat breaking kayfabe
And I said to him "Ogey"
Made my way down-thread and clicked a link
The link was a doxx and I became a Gosling
uuuuooooooooooooohhhhhhh

I read the doxx today, oh boy
One million subs to a drunken elf
And though her streams were rather small
Someone archived them all
Now they know how many times this girl has turned to alcohol

I'd love to've met them then