/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8125445
That feeling when you started drawing map, but it so quickly reached edge of paper because you put entry point on map sub-optimally, and you needed either redraw everything
or join several sheets.

>>7673811
These characters got closer to your average /jp/er's dream: become a little girl than we'll ever get.

>implying my parents and everyone else who ever gave me gifts didn't stop buying me presents for either my birthday or christmas at the earliest opportunity

I fucking hate checking the goddamned mail.

My mailbox is out in front of my apartment so I have to go outside to check it, and having the strong hikki tendencies that I'm sure most people on /jp/ will understand, going outside to check the mail is a pretty big pain in the ass. Especially when most of it's junk mail and it's been building up for months and is starting to spill out of the mailbox.

So anyway today I went through about 4 months worth of mail that I've let build up, because I'm afraid of getting my internet shut down, and low and behold I have about $500 worth of electricity bills, internet bills, and taxes built up.

Fuuuuuuuuck....

Yeah sorry Meido you can delete this thread if you want I just had to complain about this.

>>5814335

yeah pretty much.

Damn it, OP. I know it's unrelated to the whole thread but that picture makes me want to have hobbies.

In a club with my Touhous. ;_;

>>5351795
>How does this make you feel /JP/?
Indifferent. There's no way I could ever afford to go to Japan.

>>5343794
sub=submissive=obedient.

One day I visited /d/, hoping that they posted yet another thread devoted to games, like Violated Heroine, or CardQuest Ridia's Adventure.

Instead they discussed how they met their petgirls and masters.

Even /d/eviants have girlfriends. That made me sad. Very sad. I'm still not fully recovered.

>The Rock in Touhou
He'd be slipping your waifu the meat about eighteen seconds after meeting her.

Now you realize, that 3DPD will never kneel before you, anon.

>>4651990
How did you feel after you woke up?

>>4592643
I know, anon, this is why I can never keep a girlfriend.

>>4582601
>Women in real life don't scream, don't cry, don't have their eyes rolled back
Having a small penis feel bad man?

>>4550622
I hit upon that idea and gave up after trying Scene 1-5 about twelve times and dying each time on the last photo.

>>4540159
>Ergo, I will never afford your daughter even if I worked for my whole life.

>>4535344

>>4529782
I didn't like high school, per se, but I did like feeling justified in not doing anything with my life because I could at least say 'Well, I'm just waiting for school to finish.'

But now?

;_;

>>4449964
>take a shot every time you die or bomb
>die of alcohol poisoning before I win

>>4243880
Nope.

You will never sleep with anything prettier or less desperate than these women (or men).

>>4209069
That's exactly the kind of smile any girl would give me in real life if she was smiling at me.

;_;

>>4167568
You have to share her with her photographer and her producer and her manager, plus you would probably end up with sloppy seconds anyway because of her sluttiness.