/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16412304

>Be Hellhound.
>Rape and kidnapped a guy.
> His name's Anon.
>Oddly enough, he's didn't blubber at the rape or the kidnap part.
>After the daily pounding, you set him to work in the kitchen.
>Leave for an hour.
>Come back.
>Everything is burnt.
>The toast, burnt that.
>The countertops are practically pitch black.
>They used to be white.
>The stove is on fire, but only a little.
>Now he's mulling over a cookbook appropriately named 'How not to burn water.'
>The book is upside down.
>"Ok, I'm starting to get the hang of it."
>He says has he pulls out cereal and milk.
>He pours the cereal out into the bowl.
>Then he gets the carton of milk.
>He slowly opens it and pours the milk into the bowl carefully.
>The milk pours in neatly without a mess.
>A small flame starts to sprout from the bowl.
>Niggayouserious.jfp
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU MANAGE TO BURN CEREAL OF ALL THINGS! AREN'T MEN SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT THIS?"
>You scream at him with the full force of your lungs.
>He huffs while putting his hands on his side.
>"Back where I'm from, the women actually did this. I never learned to cook."
>Wat.
>Momma always said I shouldn't rape and marry the first guy on sight.
>Did that, now see why you shouldn't.
>Today was order takeout day in reversed gender roles monstergirl world.