/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1. Open Google maps, look for businesses within 3 miles of your house.

2. Drive there and ask for a fucking application, now is your chance to stop being a pussy. Apply to a handfull of places every week. There is a 0% chance of you never being called. There is always some stupid nigger who just got fired.

3. Go to the interview. These things are piss-easy. You can bullshit your way through it by making up experiences that happened in your life. All they are looking for is whether you are a fucking creep or not. Can you act like a normalfag for 15 minutes?

4. Show up, pretend you are in a slice of life anime or something. Do it for a year.

5. You now have job experience and maybe friends, if you are lucky. Enjoy.