/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Alea iacta est!

>>37462835
>town of virgins
gonna get raided

If your waifu(s) doesn't have cum-breath, you're doing a bad job as a husbando.

>>32258546
Hot, sweaty p'orcers seething with sexual desire in a small, enclosed space sure does sound fun

>>31824568
That's the idea. Breed the p'orcs. Build a new stronghold with the p'orcs. Live in luxury with the p'orcs when they treat you like a king

>>25919450
Extremely underrated

>Be p'orcer chieftain
>Wake up in morning to yandere, chef wife making me breakfest: eggs and bacon
>Don't see the runt of the harem around
>Begin to worry that the bacon is her
>Turns out she was just in her bedroom masturbating to pictures of me

In MGE land, the bacon hunts you down

>>24771502
Well they are orcs.

Masters of raping and pillaging the weak. And they're domineering by default. They'll grind your pelvis into dust just as much as any oni would. They only become submissive if you manage to defeat them, and that can be a difficult task as they always attack in groups.

Don't be fooled by the memes and fanart. They'll clobber you with their hammers before you can yell "I'm a slut for porcine monsters!" And drag you off to their stronghold for gangrape

>>23259927
What do ya think I do all day as a p'orc cheiftan?

I sure as shit don' work.
I eat, sleep, fuck, shitpost, and play vidya.
I have a harem that fawns over me all day, all night.
At any givin' moment, I can call one over to suck me off, 'n' they eagerly do it.
They do the work 'n' the chores.
I eat the most succulent meats.
I sleep in the comfiest beds with p'orcs snugglin' up ta me for dear life.
I rule over the stronghold with a firm and horny, yet compassionate fist.
'N' that fist has been ta some intimate places of their's on the kinkier nigh's if ya catch ma meanin'

>Have submissive p'orc harem that treats you like a king
>Entirely submissive and follows you're every order
>Have and grow out big beard and mustache
>Eventually shave it to reveal a baby face
>Wives can't help but dote on you like you're a child and calling you cute
>They take on a more of a domineering attitude despite having already been defeated and pledging themselves to you
>They even push back a bit, but not too much, when your order them to do something
>As if you're now younger appearance triggered some old p'orcish "rape and pillage" instinct hidden in them when they see a "young helpless face"
>Only lasts a couple days until the stubble comes back in
>They go back to their super submissive state
This is just a little interesting thought that popped into my head a little while ago

>Buy specially designed p'orc trap
>Imbued with magic so that it can't be destroyed through physical force
>Setup the trap in the woods
>Conceal it
>Strip down naked
>Catch the attention of a small, yet horny, p'orc raiding party
>Lure them to the trap
>As soon as they're underneath it, trigger the mechanism
>Make fun of how I defeated them all with a simple trap
>They scoff, pout, and yell
>They attempt to breach the trap to no avail
>Wait them out
>Eventually they submit to me
>One by one I tie them up
>Load them onto the truck and drive them home
>Enjoy my new p'orc harem

What happens to h'orcs who can't take over an already established group of p'orcs lead by a big bad p'orc?

>>21761355
>tfw downloading over 200 monster girl doujins right this very second
>tfw I have stop every so often to wank a load out

>P'orc-styled BBQ
I bet it'd be the best BBQ known to man.

>When the excitement of sex gets the better of a monster girl and she lets out a animal-like noise

BUIIIII

little pig
no more escape

What's the easiest way to trap a group of p'orcs and turn them into submissive, little sluts?

>P'orc starts to squeal when the sex gets rough
>Shove your fingers in her mouth to quiet her up
>Her tongue dances across your digits sloppily
>Copious amounts of saliva coating your hand and dripping onto the bed below
>The other p'orcs look on in anticipation for their turn

>>19734515
we would be the silly side characters in a story with a hero and his destiny
the hero would fail and be and my porky sidekick would settle down

>>19444435
So does she, now.

>>19427192
>HUSBAND!
>My girls have been looking forward to me raping you!

>>19187123
ya better do it before they fondle you