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>> No.41262788 [View]
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Despite all the memes about Kotone's ugliness, which are funny and true if contrasting ugliness only with beauty, she's really tremendously cute and uniquely sexy! Besides, she must be a genius who plays 4D chess with the entire world. This is my theory, please consider the evidence: Kotone could be written 異子 in which case 子=鼠 and 異鼠 is the Chinese name for Heteromyidae, which includes the California kangaroo rat, which Kotone undeniably looks like! Besides, did you know 冬愛 really is read Toa? And do you know what else is read Toa? That's right, 東亜! So, if you hate her, do you know what you are? Get ready to swallow the hardest pill! It's harder than your erection when you fap to the hottest JAV! All those who hate Kotone are racist against the entirety of East Asia! ITT we all call her Fuyue, don't we? Do you know why this is? It's a trap! You see, if we called her Toa as her name really is read, then those who hate her would think "if her name is East Asia, then isn't it racist to hate her?" but, if we call her Fuyue, her haters don't think about this and reveal their true colours. Also, Fuyue sounds cuter.

I'll now present another piece of evidence: Kotone looks like an exaggerated racist caricature of an East Asian woman, doesn't she? Consider this together with the fact that her name is identical to the word that means East Asia. She must have chosen this name on purpose, but for what reason? Isn't it obvious? She is transmuting hate into love! Every time a racist looks at her and thinks "Asian women are ugly", she becomes more powerful. Furthermore, every time someone faps to her, she absorbs any negativity they have felt that day and turns it into positivity! She is self-aware about her ugliness, and is using it to show the world that it's okay to be ugly! Even if you're ugly, you can still be cute and sexy! This is Kotone's true power! I really believe this! Kotone shows incels that even ugly girls can be cute and sexy, and that there is no shame in being attracted to ugly girls! This is what her lesson for posters such as >>41262736 is, that they do not need to pretend and can accept that ugly girls are desirable and not embarrassing, they don't need to look for someone "beautiful", because really an ugly girl who is cute and sexy and fun is genuinely better than a boring beautiful girl! Not only is she expressing defiance against Dr. Kim, she is telling incels to stop wallowing in self-pity and bitterness! She may be "ugly", but certainly she wouldn't date any of us because we are beneath her, as she has shown the world that she is just as desirable as the most beautiful of the beautiful JAV actresses, but that does not mean we should give up on happiness! There is no shame in attraction, and those of us who fap to Kotone know something those of you who look down on her never will know, until you fap to her yourself.

Kotone could wink at the Emperor and he would divorce before the synapse response is complete, and marry her. Can you imagine the children they would have? What would their phenotype be? If the Emperor married her, wouldn't he have to abdicate? I'm sure an exception would be made because everyone would see that Kotone is a far more suitable Empress than the current hag. Yes, this slander is unacceptable because if she starred in JAV, she'd be a hot hag, but even hagchads cannot deny that Kotone would fit the royal family like the moon in the sky! Maybe racists would gawk at the new Empress and say "Kotone has such a moonface", but tell me! What is the most cliched stereotypical Japanese expression of love? That's right, "the moon is beautiful"! If Kotone has a moonface, doesn't that mean she is beautiful and lovable? Checkmate racists and anti-Kotoneists! In the future, her phenotype will be rightfully recognised as beautiful! For now we are not yet ready, for now we see her as "ugly" despite her cuteness and sex appeal, but our grandchildren will look at her as "beauty of the old days" the same way how we look at Naruko Yanagiwara! Kotone's genetic material must find its way into the Japanese royal family, and her children must inspire the erections of countless schoolboys watching them grow up the way Mako and Kako for the current generation! More zoomers are becoming incels because they never saw Kako's dancing photos for the first time at an age when fapping to them wasn't creepy. She was fondling her seedling breasts! If you claim you don't still at least fap to that one photo, you're lying. If you saw it, you fapped to it. If you saw it then, you are still fapping to it. This is the truth about every man. Prove me wrong. You can't.

In any case, let's continue posting memes about Kotone, but never unironically slander her! Kotone is love, Kotone is life! If the memes make this seem ironic, that's wrong! I'm being serious. I often fap to Kotone because she's hot and cute in a very unique way. It's simply time to unleash autism.

>> No.41069920 [View]
File: 123 KB, 753x799, Kotone rat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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Despite all the memes about Kotone's ugliness, which are funny and true if contrasting ugliness only with beauty, she's really tremendously cute and uniquely sexy! Besides, she must be a genius who plays 4D chess with the entire world. This is my theory, please consider the evidence: Kotone could be written 異子 in which case 子=鼠 and 異鼠 is the Chinese name for Heteromyidae, which includes the California kangaroo rat, which Kotone undeniably looks like! Besides, did you know 冬愛 really is read Toa? And do you know what else is read Toa? That's right, 東亜! So, if you hate her, do you know what you are? Get ready to swallow the hardest pill! It's harder than your erection when you fap to the hottest JAV! All those who hate Kotone are racist against the entirety of East Asia! ITT we all call her Fuyue, don't we? Do you know why this is? It's a trap! You see, if we called her Toa as her name really is read, then those who hate her would think "if her name is East Asia, then isn't it racist to hate her?" but, if we call her Fuyue, her haters don't think about this and reveal their true colours. Also, Fuyue sounds cuter.

I'll now present another piece of evidence: Kotone looks like an exaggerated racist caricature of an East Asian woman, doesn't she? Consider this together with the fact that her name is identical to the word that means East Asia. She must have chosen this name on purpose, but for what reason? Isn't it obvious? She is transmuting hate into love! Every time a racist looks at her and thinks "Asian women are ugly", she becomes more powerful. Furthermore, every time someone faps to her, she absorbs any negativity they have felt that day and turns it into positivity! She is self-aware about her ugliness, and is using it to show the world that it's okay to be ugly! Even if you're ugly, you can still be cute and sexy! This is Kotone's true power! I really believe this! Kotone shows incels that even ugly girls can be cute and sexy, and that there is no shame in being attracted to ugly girls! This is what her lesson for posters such as >>41060416 is, that they do not need to pretend and can accept that ugly girls are desirable and not embarrassing, they don't need to look for someone "beautiful", because really an ugly girl who is cute and sexy and fun is genuinely better than a boring beautiful girl! Not only is she expressing defiance against Dr. Kim, she is telling incels to stop wallowing in self-pity and bitterness! She may be "ugly", but certainly she wouldn't date any of us because we are beneath her, as she has shown the world that she is just as desirable as the most beautiful of the beautiful JAV actresses, but that does not mean we should give up on happiness! There is no shame in attraction, and those of us who fap to Kotone know something those of you who look down on her never will know, until you fap to her yourself.

Kotone could wink at the Emperor and he would divorce before the synapse response is complete, and marry her. Can you imagine the children they would have? What would their phenotype be? If the Emperor married her, wouldn't he have to abdicate? I'm sure an exception would be made because everyone would see that Kotone is a far more suitable Empress than the current hag. Yes, this slander is unacceptable because if she starred in JAV, she'd be a hot hag, but even hagchads cannot deny that Kotone would fit the royal family like the moon in the sky! Maybe racists would gawk at the new Empress and say "Kotone has such a moonface", but tell me! What is the most cliched stereotypical Japanese expression of love? That's right, "the moon is beautiful"! If Kotone has a moonface, doesn't that mean she is beautiful and lovable? Checkmate racists and anti-Kotoneists! In the future, her phenotype will be rightfully recognised as beautiful! For now we are not yet ready, for now we see her as "ugly" despite her cuteness and sex appeal, but our grandchildren will look at her as "beauty of the old days" the same way how we look at Naruko Yanagiwara! Kotone's genetic material must find its way into the Japanese royal family, and her children must inspire the erections of countless schoolboys watching them grow up the way Mako and Kako for the current generation! More zoomers are becoming incels because they never saw Kako's dancing photos for the first time at an age when fapping to them wasn't creepy. She was fondling her seedling breasts! If you claim you don't still at least fap to that one photo, you're lying. If you saw it, you fapped to it. If you saw it then, you are still fapping to it. This is the truth about every man. Prove me wrong. You can't.

In any case, let's continue posting memes about Kotone, but never unironically slander her! Kotone is love, Kotone is life! If the memes make this seem ironic, that's wrong! I'm being serious. I often fap to Kotone because she's hot and cute in a very unique way. It's simply time to unleash autism.

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