/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Meiling sighed in a tone that could only be described as awkward. “Okay! It's only been about 5 days since we got here & we already have our first… uh… “incident” I guess.”

Before the two laid a scenario that was both unusual & predictable from a mile away. A herd of low level goat furniture were nonchalantly just having an orgy with some of the dolled up captives in broad daylight. It was a little hard to make out who was even there, but Battler & Hong could somewhat make out what appeared to be a Futa(?) Reimu receiving some sloppy top. They didn’t even know that was possible but I guess skies are the limit when you’re stuck in the world of two psycho bitches who can seemingly do anything. Battler swore he could see a Higanbana character or two in there. He could also see…

“Wait… is that…? Oh no fucking way this guy is here too.” Battler snickered.

“Hmm? What's here?”

Meiling’s gaze was guided by Battler’s pointer finger. It appeared to be Rika Furude (or rather somebody cursed into the silicone mold of the character) getting her back blown out by one of the beefed-up goats.

“Hgnn… This is so F-Fucking Redditpilled …Y-Yeah, that’s it! I bet the losers responsible for this are one of thooose filthy RedditcOOOOOOOOOOrd~!” was all Rika could pant out before a large delivery of satanic goat sperm got blasted into her ass. From her physical appearance being covered in bruises and dried-out moist spots, it appears she’s been getting hot ‘n busy for a while.

“Oh shit! You think we should we help him or-”

Battler chuckled. “Nah. I have no idea how or why he’s here, but it’s a fitting fate for someone like him. Glad to see one good thing come out of this experience.”

“Damn… That is a very strong sentence.” Meiling replied, ever-so slightly mortified. “What on earth did that guy do to give you such intense opinions?”

“He committed the worst crime of all: being an annoying shitposter in my favorite general.”

Meiling nodded, inquisitively holding her chin. “Ah okay nevermind that’s actually pretty reasonable-”

Battler suddenly shot upwards. “SHOOT! I only just remembered. What time are we supposed to arrive at that guy’s place again?!? The one who's stuck as what's-her-face cow from Touhou.”