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the moment when even maho have bigger achievement

>>13720143
>Sakura

Damn.

>>13658313
You are literally shaking but decide to man up. You build up some resolve, stand up firmly, and say, "Yes, what you heard is true. We are making a drama for Yukirin to cover up this scandal. There are already rumours going around that the pics are from filming the drama. Wouldn't this be a convenient way to clean up everything? We cannot afford to lose our #2 right now. Can you imagine what kind of mess AKB would be in if such a high ranking member suddenly graduates because of a scandal? We are doing this to protect AKB!!!"

Sakura is startled at your outburst and leaves without saying a word.

It's next morning at the meeting and you apologize to everyone for not coming up with anything and decide to stay quiet. Thankfully one of you co-workers has you covered. "The drama will also star *some random pro-actor*. Yukirin and Tegoshi are two outlaws and *pro-actor* is a detective trying to...." Sounds kind of half-baked you think to yourself. Whatever, as long as AKB is safe for now.

Some months pass and the drama finally airs. It has even worse ratings than Mayuyu's drama and is cancelled by the 8th episode on a cliffhanger ending. AKB management continues to sweep the incident under the rug and pretend like nothing happened. The fans know what really happened and Yukirin eventually graduates with little fanfare.

AKB is doing well for now but you are constantly having to come up with ways to handle leaks and scandals that keep popping up. One night you are walking home drunk after an extremely long day at work. Suddenly you feel something touch the back of your head. You are confused why your head is so wet. You collapse on the ground with Sakura standing over your body. Your death is ruled as a suicide due to overwhelming stress from work.

The end.

>>13643797
A non, I'm waiting for Black Dessert and Moonlight Blade to be released. Right now I'm playing FF14 and Dirty Bomb.

Is today the day AKB died?

http://www.tv-asahi.co.jp/music/sec/opinion/130930orinpic_entry.html

>vote akb
>they get to perform for opening and closing on the 2020 Tokyo Olympics
>nippon now doesn't have any reason at all to claim that "AKB IS A SHAME HURR DURR" because of the votes
>we win

>>13612029