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Need to get better at managing your finances but are having trouble staying on course? Consider Greenworms! While, admittedly, Danukis are the go-to species when it comes to money management, many guys don't really trust them as far as they could throw them (which is honestly quite far so that's not the best analogy). Before you know it, your pocketbook is going to be perfectly managed without a worry in the world!

In order to wrap your head around this, you need to first ask the question "What does my Greenworm care the most about in the whole wide world?". You of course! Besides you? Food of course! Money is very important when it comes to providing the vast quantities of food required to sustain your cute little hungry worm, so managing it well is a must. As such, Greenworms that you have taken into your household are sure to be very conscious and protective of their budget, which is essentially the same as their food. Your Greenworm, who is likely attached to you at the hip (and why wouldn't you want that?), will be able to stop reckless spending and instead point you towards more effective alternatives. It's like having a little angel on your shoulder who helps to steer you in the right direction! I'm sure that your Greenworm is actually even more sacred than an angel in your eyes!

Money isn't necessarily tight around here but my Greenworm has done an excellent job making things easier for the two of us and giving us more opportunities to do fun stuff together due to all the money we save. When we go to the store together she keeps track of when it's better to buy in bulk (largely because she eats that much anyways) or what on sale sounds like a good meal. You wouldn't believe how excited she gets when her favorite food, eggplants, are on sale! Not only do I get to have loads of fun myself pushing her around in the shopping cart, I get to talk to her about what we're going to make for the week! With all the money we save from spending less on groceries and actually getting more, we get to go to all the fun places and activities that I regularly talk about!

Recently, my Greenworm and I actually discussed our finances. We pulled up a spreadsheet that I had made, and I pointed out where we've been saving money recently. I made sure to complement her quite a bit, largely because she was the reason we had been that efficient lately. She was very grateful to receive praise from me, but is always too humble to really bask in it. I told her that we have plenty of extra money for food, and that she's doing such a great job. She just looked at me puzzled. She told me that she loves the food but could care less about that, she really wanted to save money just to have more chances to have fun with me. I was so happy to hear that from her, not just because she cared about something more than food, but because that something was me. I was just really glad to know that someone who was that important to me in my life saw me in the same light. Greenworms really are amazing!

So why get bogged down by a demon's contract or be stuck in financial hell from a Danuki, when Greenworms can be just as good money managers? I'm sure that you can live your best life with your Greenworm at your side!