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The one that will make me a better man by day and break my pelvis by night

>>44572160
She actually isn't. Yes, really. It's crazy, I don't know how she manages it.

>>44407329
Flat. Short.

> this strict, puritanical person and her having a lewd, sex craving body
We already have one of those.

*"Listen up, anon! You're leading a self destructive life style of indulgence with none of the chemistry that comes with living involved in it! You have your whole life ahead of you but all you choose to do every day is eat, sleep, and masturbate constantly! There's no work or good play in your time! Since I was asked to coach you in a better direction you'll be following my advice and lead now, so from this point onwards, NO MORE masturbation, no more sleeping sixteen hours a day, and no more eating junk food all the time! From now on you'll rise with the sun and sleep before midnight, start incorporating more healthy items into your diet, and you'll be working out as I tell you to so you can get into a better shape. And most importantly, you won't TOUCH yourself at all or else I'll be forced to whack you over the skull, got it?! Mark my words, by the time I'm finished with you in ten months, I'll have eradicated your dirty, pervy mind and you'll be a proper man with a fit and strong build who's ready to take on a job and look forward to marrying the right girl for you out there so you can live a happy life and create a family! Your tutoring begins tomorrow, anon!"*

How do you react to Kasen-sama telling you this?

>>35112269
As always, Kasen doesn't realize how lewd she's being.

>>18753042
Kasen is so pretty and sexy that she lewds herself no matter what she does and what her intentions are. It's great.

Lewd hermit!

>>16940935
I suppose it's no surprise with a body like hers.

>>16747978
After much thought and deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that the best choice to be Gensokyo's milk supplier is, without a doubt, Kasen.

She incredibly well endowed, probably one of the biggest of all.
She's very physically fit. Most of her life is dedicated improving herself. Healthy Boobhu's produce high-quality, nutritious milk, and few are healthier than Kasen.
She doesn't do much. Okay, she isn't just laying around all day, but compared to, say, Keine or Komachi, she doesn't have an important job or task that can't be left undone. The most she does for Gensokyo is dispense advice. Thus Kasen being a milk factory wouldn't disrupt the way of things at all.
Physically speaking, she's the lewdest of the lewd, and as we all know, the lewder the boobu, the more milk they'll make.
If there's any truth to that oni rumor, unlikely as it is, then that would surely be of great benefit to milk drinkers. Can't get much better than drinking the milk of a physical embodiment of pure strength!
She's got an affinity for animals, like cows. I don't know if that would actually help much, but it's there.

I want Kasen to endlessly lecture me after realizing I have lewd thoughts about her.

>>15288139
Kasen keeping talking to me and touching me in ways that make me feel very uncomfortable.

Are you even paying attention?

>>14934963
Once again you are changing the subject. He isn't an oni. We know that Kasen is based on Ibaraki-doji and there is a theory that Ibaraki-doji was actually a female.

>Shuten-doji was the one that Ibaraki-doji went on a rampage in Kyoto together with, but there are various theories about Shuten-doji’s relationship with them. One of those theories was that Ibaraki-doji was not a male oni, but a female oni, and that Ibaraki-doji was a lover of Shuten-doji’s son or Shuten-doji himself. Therefore, it has been said that Shuten-doji and Ibaraki-doji knew of each other’s existence, and aimed for the capital together.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibaraki-d%C5%8Dji

>>14933207
I want Kasen to bully my dick with her oversized chest!

>>14385369
Why are any girl's tits so big?

>>13754685
hmmph..!

For an ascetic, Kasen has an absolutely lewd chest!

>>13132110
Most people did. It's pretty nice.

I'm actually working on the phantom boobs thing. Soon I can be a boobhu, even if it's only in my own head!

>>12847654
fufufu..