/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Together, or not together.

These are the last traces of those dreamlike days.

You must be hungry, /jp/. Why not have some salad to hold you over until dinner?

>>8493485

>>7916910

If you think not, you shall blossom.

Nor shall you blossom if you think.

>>6861986

>>6668141

She will if she knows what's good for her...

>>6491589

You have to be more forceful, or they'll just keep coming back.

And making terrible Kamen Rider threads.

>>3120074

>>Started Deculture

Eat this.

Godspeed, Anon D.

/jp/, it's hot. It's really, really hot. How do the japonskis keep cool? My AC is in storage for another month.

Arcueid Brunestud waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were dead apostle ancestors on the moon. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to true ancestors were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Arcueid was a white princess for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the executioners and she said to Crimson Moon Brunestud "I want to be the executioner daddy."
Crimson Moon Brunestud said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEAD APOSTLE ANCESTORS"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered he stopped. But now in the Millennium Castle Brunestud of the moon she knew there were dead apostles.
"This is Zelretch" the radio crackered. "You must fight the dead apostles!"
So Arcueid gotted her marble phantasm and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the dead apostle ancestors.
"I will shoot at her" said the Roa and he fired the mystic eyes of death perception. Arcueid marble phantasmed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the dead apostle ancestors" he shouted
The radio said "No, Arcueid. You are the dead apostle ancestors"
And then Arcueid was a Warcueid.

I'd like extend a peace offering our moderation and janitorial staff. It's... Salad. Tasty, tasty salad.

Bon appetit!