/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34905814
>ywn have an Okayu gf

>ywn be hosting dinner for okayu at your house
>ywn put on a romantic tv show to drop subtle hints and get her in a good mood while you prep dinner
>ywn serve aphrodisiacs such as saffron, ginseng, asparagus, etc along with dinner to create more sexual tension
>ywn be sitting at the dinner table dropping hints like crazy, bringing up topics such as having kids, living with someone, people who are attractive to you, etc only for it to lead nowhere
>ywn finish dinner with her and go to the couch to watch a romcom
>ywn have her reject your offer to let her share the blanket with you
>ywn drop hints of your interest by comparing you and her to the main characters of the romcom
>ywn start ramping up the language and being more direct as all your attempts to convey your feelings subtly fly over her head
>ywn have her say "anon its getting late, thanks for dinner and i loved the movie but, im just... im not really interested in you. its not that you are a bad guy, i like spending time together, i just couldnt see us being... you know... together. im sorry anon, ill see you next week for dinner again."
>ywn cry for hours that night in pain as your head hurts and you feel physical pain in your chest
bros... someone tell me its gonna be alright...

>>28322048
Why did Pekora break Moona's signs? If they're rivals and hate each other, then why would Pekora prevent Moona from hurting Aqua's feelings?
Narratives?

okayu greentext fag here. im honestly so impressed by this collab that im not even gonna make a gosling post. i just really appreciate okayu and want everyone to know my love for her. she really is a special person eh? its better than just entertainment. i dont feel lonely when i have her content to watch. i feel like im cheering on someone ive known forever and i feel like she knows im in the crowd even if she doesnt acknowledge it. i know some others feel the same way about their holo so this wont fall on deaf ears. have a great day everyone!

>>27649360
dont steal my gimmick you faggot, its all i have left

>>27642482
>ywn be sitting on the couch with okayu
>ywn be watching Friends^tm with her and talking about your favorite animes with her
>ywn be there when she starts talking about all these guys in anime who are her type
>ywn start asking targeted questions about guys who are similar to you
>ywn have her shoot down your type multiple times oblivious to the pain you are feeling with every "nah"
>ywn walk out of the room realizing that she only likes cold, muscular, dominant chads, basically the opposite of you
>ywn spend the next 20 minutes crying in her bathroom into a towel to mask the noise and accept the pain that she will NEVER be into you
no its okay, im... im totally fine bros...

OH NO SOMEONE TOOK OKAYUS EARS!

haha very funny anon, give my ears back now.

>>27381130
>you will okayu