/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Holy shit I seriously just almost posted this in a thread this morning.

Hay kids, what are you doing?

Diogenes was as awesome as Socrates.

>>7774010
Your face sucks.

Also, you probably have ADD.

>>7618245
What about Kallipolis, the perfect city ruled by Philosopher-Kings?

You can't teach virtue to someone.

>>7313920

Read the Socratic Dialogues. That's how you troll.

Fucking normalfag charts.

>>6838887
I think you'd make a great janitor, sir.

>>6563760
Tell'em, dawg

>>6170332
Faggot.

Socrates: "Kallipolis" (Rank A)

You are trapped inside an ideal world, opposed by an ideal city with a perfect army of golden-clad philosopher-warriors facing you.

>>5414736
Trolling used to mean: I intentionally present flawed arguments in order to irritate people.

Apparently, /b/ has misinterpreted that into: I say whatever the fuck I want and people's bored replies mean they're trolled.

Socrates would be sad.

>>5261063
<-That guy was a troll. OP is a faggot.

Learn the difference. It could cost you a nasty surprise.

>>5240623
Fuck your shit, you fucking sophist.

>>5164706
>>5164715
And I'm just replying: that's not trolling. Look at this guy. This guy was a proper troll. As in, he made intentional logical fallacies just to piss off people, even if he had the same ideas with them. And he didn't seek attention, attention came to him naturally. Trolling is a art. Its purpose isn't gathering attention, it's having fun.

>>5007094
Shutting up and lurking is another sign of intelligence. It shows that at least you are aware of the things you don't know about.

>>4964807
Descartes is the primal enemy of tanasinn

>>4930313
Ah, yeah, I remember posting about how Yukarin is just like Socrates: a mature, busty troll. I'm flattered someone remembered that.

>>4812246
Maids clean up the house.
The Janitor cleans up the board.
The board is our house.
Thus, Janitor is a Maid.

And because we are weeaboo losers, we mutated that into Meido.

>My face when /jp/ got raided for the, what, third time today?

>>4740987
Hey, fuck you, Socrates is my waifu.

>>3458057
I actually enjoy this kind of troll. It feels kinda like the sophists in ancient Athens.