/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20095350
Shine on, you crazy diamond.

>>18728450
>>18728698

Second segment is them having to answer 3 things that they've said that have shocked their husbands.

Yukari has had sex during a traffic accident. When dirty talking during sex, she's called all her husbands ex-girlfriends holsteiners because of their big tits.
To clarify on the traffic accident, apparently a mom from the kindergarten own kid goes to hit her husband (I think) with a car, she got turned on when she saw his 'weakened, completely fucked up state' and asked her if he wanted to fuck. Didn't matter where, even a hospital toilet would have been fine to her at that point. She just wanted to fuck.
According to her husband:
"My wife's "rapey desides" flare up when she sees me incapacitated and she assaulted me even when I was in bed with a 42 degree fever! I wish she would stop wanting to see me fucked up."

Maki is surprised that her husband would find her using his balls as a pillow to be shocking. She says they're big, she loves them and they feel good. She calls it her tamakura (tama = balls, makura = pillow)

Most shocking play that Yuna made her husband do was not making him eat her poop, but... making her husband squirt ketchup up her butt. After they pull it (the bottle?) out, she'll have prolapses for a while every time she poops.
She makes her husband eat her boogers. The host rightly says that the most shocking thing about that is that her husband doesn't think of it as enough of a shock to have it be a right answer to the questioni "what shocking thing does my wife make me do every night?"
The right answer is that she checks the smell of her husband's dick to see if he hasn't been cheating on her while she's at work. This is "I wonder what would happen if..." threesome lady...
If it smells bad, he passes because that means he hasn't cheated or jerked off. She also checks if there's no shit sticking to his ass, if there is, she makes him go wash it.