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Best Utawarerumono.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmnSjjKP_vE

Not a NEET, just a bored Ausfag.

>>2370173
>Worst character in Utawarerumono
'sup

I used to have sex a lot before I became a hikkikomori. In fact it was the trauma of my failed marriage that made me into the hikkikomori I am today. Sex feels awesome, but you know, thinking about it, it doesn't sound appealing.

I mean, think about it. You're stuffing your cock into a slit that has all the aesthetic appeal of a badly healed scar. Said hole reeks of fish left out in the sun too long, and that's when it's been properly washed. If you're unlucky you've got a forest of pubes to fight through. If you're lucky she's shaved, which means it's like pushing your dick through sandpaper. If she's shaved, it's likely no one told them to do it right, so you have to wonder if it's herpes or if it's razor rash.

No thanks. I (statistically speaking) have had better, stronger, more satisfying orgasms with my hand than I have ever had with a pussy. Yeah, my parents miss out on grandchildren, but fuck it.

3 OVAs are coming this year sometime I think.