/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>7053633
>This river isn't fixed in width; rather, it is famous for extreme length changes according to various factors.
>Because of this, calculating the width of the river has been understood to be impossible.
>The mathematics magician who accomplished this feat is Ran Yakumo (Shikigami).
>She's usually strong with numbers, being able to answer complicated equations instantly, startling those around her.
>When asked why she had the thought to calculate the width of the Sanzu River, she simply replied that it was to kill some time.

>You think up a new formula, and you create a formula that will solve it. So your master...is better at numbers than you are?
>It goes without saying that there is no comparison. I could neither solve nor understand Miss Yukari's equations.
>How terrifying....
>Miss Yukari would determine not only the Sanzu's width, but its bottomless depth as well. She'd find out how long it would take Ursa Major to devour the North Star, all in an instant. Normally all she does is sleep, but the instant she opens her mouth, she gives orders no one else would think up.

Best Touhou family is best.

>>3454361
Or maybe she fears gaining weight so whenever she eats, a wormhole prevents it from reaching her stomach.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGH

Perfect family ;_;

Chen will always be the cutest.