/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Together, or not together.

These are the last traces of those dreamlike days.

Once, there was a traveler crouching in pain by the roadside. A man who was walking by sat next to the traveler before he could ask for help. The man lectured the traveler at length about having a healthy lifestyle in order to avoid sickness. Satisfied with his speech the man stood up and left. His name was the United Mankind.

Next, a very beautiful woman approached the traveler with an inquisitive look on her face. The traveler said, "Well, don't just stand there, help me." The woman replied, "Do you want me to help you?" She then discussed at length the situation with the traveler until she fully understood the problem. And then she nodded and left. Shortly after, the woman brought all the doctors, nurses, and staff of the closest hospitals with her. Her name was the Humankind Empire Abh.

The Princess Who Was An Unmitigated Shit: A Retrospective.

This gig here might be my last chance. There's some heavy hitters here, and if I get noticed, I could be right back on top. You know what I'm saying?

My family... wasn't sinful enough to deserve dying like that.

That feel when you come to accept that you'll never be better than Commander Shepard.

God, these high school girls today. This world's gone straight to shit.

Gay sex, technically speaking, is not sex at all. It is simply an advanced form of tool-assisted masturbation.

Daily dose thread?

Allow me to tell you a tale.

It took place 16,000…

no, 1,300 years ago.

But what is time anyway?

To me it seems like yesterday.

For you, it might be tomorrow…

I never asked for this.

Does anyone remember the name of that doujin where Mokou kidnapped Tei, who thought she would be raped by her captor and imagined as much, but was just going to be eaten?

What is it that has prevented you from taking your own life by this point?

To be frank, the sort of people who find themselves here don't have a great deal to live for.

Your family will never try to kill you.

>>7457134

Brokou hasn't met a miko's requirements for chastity in a thousand years.

There are no cobblers in Gensokyo. Your Touhou needs shoes.

Why haven't you learned a trade that would make her life better, Anonymous?

Last night, I had a dream in which a good friend of mine from high school assembled some sort of sex doll for me in the middle of an empty science classroom while we made pleasant conversation. When she was done, she somehow placed it into a backpack and sent me on my way with a smile. I then left, drove my car into a shallow brook, parked it, and got out to help some construction workers look for something one of them had lost. Then my dad showed up.

Freud would have a field day.

Any interesting dreams lately, Anon?

If this is the end, I'll miss our chats about little girls and Huey Lewis and the News, Anonymous.

>>7180614
I know where wallpapers go, I just wanted the VN recommendation chart.

That which you cannot escape is your past.

Spend time with Mokou being cool

Allow me to tell you a tale.

It took place 16,000…

no, 1,300 years ago.

But what is time anyway?

To me it seems like yesterday.

For you, it might be tomorrow…

>eternally perky tits
>don't care because you're a bro at all times

It is impossible for a man with your level of experience to satisfy Mokou.