/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What if mocoa drank the shanghai potion instead of the hourai potion?

And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.

>>15535226

Something like this. I've been on 4chan on and off since 2009, so I'm pretty much a newfriend in the grand scheme of things, and I've only been on /jp/ a fraction of that time. I do, however, like the easy-going nature of the board, and what feels like a real genuineness, autism or not.

There never seems to be enough time to do the things you want to do once you find them.

Allow me to tell you a tale.

It took place 16,000…

no, 1,300 years ago.

But what is time anyway?

To me it seems like yesterday.

For you, it might be tomorrow.

Yes and no, but I don't think anyone is making claims about Japanese art being the "best"

If you take another look at your swollen image folders, you might discover some things that really are works of art. I guess the fact that we save and post these images unceremoniously and without thought, the fact that they're actually works of art is lost.

Mokou is in my favorite Touhou image.

Which Touhou would you most like to be purely platonic friends with?

>>10747342

Sexualized Mokou is good, but cool Mokou is even better.

I bet Mokou has some cool stories. Like the time punched an alien in the face.

So I'm walking home today and some fucker bumps into me and instantly starts talking shit to my face about Satori being the best Touhou. I tried to stay calm and explain to him that Mokou was actually the best Touhou, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around things like 'she kinda looks like a dude' and I fucking lost it. Punched him right in his Satori-loving face. I hate Satori so fucking much.

>>9442768

...so anyway, I find the guy, and he's selling bromide of a little girl wearing my clothes.

Gave him a good solid punch to the jaw, told him to cut it out, and took half of what he had made off of the things.

Did you know that the average amount of cheese on a pizza made on the United States has been in a steady decline since the mid-1990s?

It has reached the point that you would need to order extra cheese to receive the same amount of topping a normal pizza would have been prepared with in 1996.

As pizza is an integral aspect of otaku culture, I thought you should know.

Did I ever tell you about the time I was the Holy Roman Emperor?

What was it all for, I wonder...?

What was any of it for?

Boy, that escalated quickly.

The human brain has an effectively unlimited capacity for storage, but 1500 years is a long time. What're the odds Mokou and Kaguya have some sort of brain problem stemming from their extreme longevity?

Knowing full well the meaning of eternity, Mokou had dedicated herself to being a bro, so that humanity might be regarded fondly when even the stars have forgotten us.

The day I left Berlin, never to return, the sky was its usual leaden color. The Fatherland had no kindness to spare for those such as us, who had failed so terribly in our task.