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>I've never been a fan of Internet Explorer
Crowd laughs nervously and a few grunts are heard from the back seats as people edge closer to hear the punchline.
>Why not? Don't you like the internet?
The crowd suddenly stands up, aware that they are about to receive what they came for. People slowly edge closer to the set as Sheldon prepares for his next line. Sweat is clearly visible on his brow and his mouth is quivering in anticipation as he readies himself for what is about to happen.
>I just prefer Firefox because, like the fox, I am cunning and nimble.
The crowd suddenly surges forward as the words escape Sheldon's mouth. They are so powerful, they almost shake the very foundations of the CBS studios. He watches as, in what he perceives as slow motion, the crowd moves toward his fragile body. He has been preparing for this moment his whole life. This is his moment. This is his Emmy. This is his Golden Globe. This is even his Oscar. The crowd converges around him so quickly they ignore the trampled cries of Leonard and Penny, who now lie shaking on the floor, their bones crushed by the sheer mass of the crowd. Sheldon stares back at the eyes around him. What he sees are no longer people. What he sees is the human psyche stripped down to its core. Their lives, what they were before this moment has been forgotten. Ravenous. Hungry. They want one thing from him. Sheldon closes his eyes, clears his mind and relaxes his body. What happens next depends completely on the next few seconds. The time between this and what he mutters next feels like an eternity. Slowly, he opens his eyes. He looks at Leonard, then at Penny, both lying lifeless on the floor. Without a second thought, he says with resounding conviction...

>Who r u quoting

>I've never been a fan of Internet Explorer
Crowd laughs nervously and a few grunts are heard from the back seats as people edge closer to hear the punchline.
>Why not? Don't you like the internet?
The crowd suddenly stands up, aware that they are about to receive what they came for. People slowly edge closer to the set as Sheldon prepares for his next line. Sweat is clearly visible on his brow and his mouth is quivering in anticipation as he readies himself for what is about to happen.
>I just prefer Firefox because, like the fox, I am cunning and nimble.
The crowd suddenly surges forward as the words escape Sheldon's mouth. They are so powerful, they almost shake the very foundations of the CBS studios. He watches as, in what he perceives as slow motion, the crowd moves toward his fragile body. He has been preparing for this moment his whole life. This is his moment. This is his Emmy. This is his Golden Globe. This is even his Oscar. The crowd converges around him so quickly they ignore the trampled cries of Leonard and Penny, who now lie shaking on the floor, their bones crushed by the sheer mass of the crowd. Sheldon stares back at the eyes around him. What he sees are no longer people. What he sees is the human psyche stripped down to its core. Their lives, what they were before this moment has been forgotten. Ravenous. Hungry. They want one thing from him. Sheldon closes his eyes, clears his mind and relaxes his body. What happens next depends completely on the next few seconds. The time between this and what he mutters next feels like an eternity. Slowly, he opens his eyes. He looks at Leonard, then at Penny, both lying lifeless on the floor. Without a second thought, he says with resounding conviction...

Who r u quoting?

>>8030949
>ZUN!bar

>>7869435
>ZUN!bar

>>7784835
My day is now complete. See you tomorrow or something.

>>7629886
>ZUN!bar

>ZUN!bar thread

>>7520562
Just your attention and response. Now my day is complete.

>>7478161
I am the real one. Now that I got your attention, my day is complete.

>>7452270
>ZUN!bar

>>6618541
>ZUN!bar
My other pics are still in the other thread. You'll have to settle with this.

>>6554256
Now my day is complete. See you tomorrow.

>>6526976
I'm the Marseille anon. The one I usually use is in another thread you didn't reply to.

Now my day is complete.

>>6469121
ZUN!bar answered me at last! I was close to at least three days with no interaction with you! Now my day is complete.

>>6428453
ZUN!bar answered me! My day is now complete. See you tomorrow.

ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? I LOVE MCRIB

>>6394180
>ZUN!bar

>ZUN!bar