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>>15830018
Very interesting. So you say that if you read Umineko first then you wouldn't hate her so much?

As for me, I hated all the loli gods at first. Bern, Lambda, Erika, etc. But I didn't particularly like Beato either. My favorite witch was EVA. But she kind of got forgotten after ep3, except for a few times.

Now later, Bern is one of my favorites. She is just so over the top evil that I can't help but laugh whenever I read her lines or when I write her myself. She is just fun.

Here is the Tea Party's First Chapter (1/2) Please accept the invitation, everyone. And forgive the grammar mistakes, English isn't my mother tongue. Enjoy it.

------Meanwhile, somewhere where the seagulls definitely never cry----------


Battler: Wew, those two last games were strange for sure.
Beato: Whaaaat's the matter Batooooraa-chan?! Don't tell me you still can't handle seeing your idiot family die the worst possible death! *cackle*
Battler: H-Hey! Stop teasing me, you damned witch. Some things you just can't get used to.
Lambda: Well Battler, any "favorite" parts? Ahahahaha. Mine was when little innocent Maria killed Natsuhi. Everybody went like "~~No way" but I was like "I have been waiting for something like this for a loooong time" Ehehehe.
Battler: *sigh* I guess I will never get used to the world of witches entirely.
Beato: That's right. A lowly human like you will always be a lowly human, no matter how fancy his cape is. Ahahahahahaha!!
Lambda: Beato, don't say things that are obvious to everyone.....anyway, Battler. Any "favorite" parts?
Battler:...Well, my favorite part was definitely when Oba-san taught Erika a lesson. Divine punishment for what she has done in the 6th Game.
Beato: OHH. <Good choice>. *cackle**cackle* Somehow that scene felt sooo satisfying....but on another note, what's up with the strange choice of detectives?
Lambda: Lion in the 1st game and Ange in the 2nd? I found them a nice change. At least we didn't have to put up with Battler's stupidity.
Beato: Forgive my husband, Lady Lambdadelta. He is quite the incompetent one. *cackle*
Battler: Hey! You two can mind your own business! If it is still about the small bombs then it isn't funny anymore. Sorry but your jokes are waaaay too old.
Beato: Fufufu. Isn't he the cute one when he act so defensive?
Lambda: Yeah, his face is almost as stupid as Gohda's!

?????: I guess it has to do with his family. After all, that piece of useless trash sister of his made so many stupid faces in the last game I almost died of laughter! Ahahahahahahahaha

Battler: W-Whaaat?......

Battler and the two witches fell silent when they heard the laughter of a familiar voice echoing through the room.

Bernkastel: Isn't that right, Battler?
Battler: You....what are you doing here? I don't remember inviting you.
Bernkastel: "Inviting me" ? You still have a lot to learn, Ushiromiya Battler. I go where I want to go and when I want to go. Can you understand that much with your little brain?
Battler:......Yeah but this is Beato's and my game-----
Bernkastel: /RED/ False. This game board wasn't made by you or Beato. The last two games were made by some goat on the Internet. Even though this was originally a game between you and Beatrice, this isn't the case anymore./RED/
Beato and Battler:....ugh......
Lambda: That's right. Bern's always right~~~~ except when she isn't.
Bernkastel: Shut up. I didn't come here to speak with you. I came to bully Battler.
Lambda: You are a meanie!! I hate you~~~......
Bernkastel: /RED/ That is a lie and you know it too./RED/
Lambda: Ughh..Bern, I could never hate you....
Bernkastel: Glad to hear it. Now be a good girl and let me bully Battler in peace.

Battler: Hah! Do as you please. It's useless. Yeah, it's all useless! Your insults won't get to me. I have matured a lot thanks to all of you damned witches. You can't torture me or push me around anymore.
Beato: Battler, don't piss her off.....
Battler: ....It will be all right. I can handle her. She is a cat, what is the worst that can happen?
Bernkastel: Ahahahaha!! Say hello to your little sister then.
Battler: What?!!

Bernkastel snapped her fingers and a little girl appeared in the room. A red haired little girl. She looked scared like she didn't know what was going on anymore.