/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13586715
Feels good. I get a cool laser rifle and don't have to worry about getting dates anymore.

>>13586730
>Amazon
OH FUCK UH
Give her a chance but stay on your guard! This could be a beautiful thing! OR NOT!
DO IT ANYWAY!

>Oy, smallfry! What'choo lookin' at, huh? You want a beating or what?
>Tell ya what, smallfry, I'll forgive ya on a condition. Ya wanna hang out?
>C'mon, ya gotta pretty girl who wants to go the movies 'n out for ice cream, ya can't manage that?
>S'fine, I'll pay. That still counts as takin' me out!
>I-...I'll threaten your teachers so ya ain't gotta worry 'bout stayin' out too late, alright?
>...Please. Please go out with me...

>Hey nerd, guess who you get to take out on a date today?
>Yeah, well, too fuckin' bad, fuck your plans, we're gonna watch Oni Rider 5: The Revenge of Queen Mortis.
>...Did that bitch just look at you? Did you see that bitch just look at you? I saw that bitch just look at you. Wait here, hold my stuff, I gotta go talk to a bitch.

>No thugdere Oni GF who gets worried when you seem depressed and immediately assumes that someone's been bullying you

>"You need me to fight somebody? 'Cause I'll fuckin' fight somebody."

>"Hey, nerd! What do you think you're doin' walkin' around in my territory, huh!? You know what I do to guys like you who come around here without my permission?"
>"First things first, I ask them out to a movie! Yeaaaah, a fuckin' movie, now what? But don't fill up on popcorn, loser, 'cause after that we're going to a nice seafood dinner! My treat! What now, you little wimp?"
>"please go out with me"