/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10543623
Fucking epic.

Tell me about how you wish you were Japanese

Here's my last escort encounter a few weeks ago
>go to meet her
>calls me whilst i'm driving
>tells me if it's okay if we switch hotels
>says the one she's in now is shit
>okaywhatever
>get there and she gets in my car
>small talk on the drive to new hotel
>park at new hotel and she goes to pay for the room
>comes back and says it's gonna be 30 mins before room is ready
>we hang out, talk, and listen to music
>feelsgood.jpg
>room is finally ready
>get down to business
>starts undressing me
>then i undress her
>both in underwear at this point
>she mounts me and rubs up against my boner
>she bends over and tells me to help her with her panties
>she's got a nice juicy booty
>give it a quick kiss
>she quickly busts out a condom and puts it on me
>jerks me off real hard which felt amazing
>lays back and i put it in
>make out a little whilst i thrust away
>after, bend her over and fuck her doggy style
>grab her hands and pound away
>cum on her back
And then we just hung out for a while and watched some tv. She was pretty cool.

What otaku things does /jp/ NEETs like to do while drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes, brandishing your katana, brewing Chinese tea, filling out your resume, abusing pills, crossdressing, listening to metal, and sucking another man's cock?

Today I played Typing of the Dead