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>>45291708
Of course she does, she's a doctor who is required to know about that kind of stuff. Y'know, about the uterus and the... eh... to... b-balls?
Eirin's knowledge on medicine is complete, do not question her or you will be earmarked for the suprise prostate exam. Any flipping through notes as you wait is purely coincidental, and if she asks you to open your mouth it's an entirely different procedure she's taking the oppertunity to undergo.

>>45074350
I didn't say that, I said you have stage 4 brain cancer.

>>44781442
Ok so why is it okay for girls who are clearly physically inferior to you to just (push) you away? No, I'm not saying that you should just be able to push them down anyway, I'm just wondering why they don't do more in character actions like having Kaguya call for Reisen or Eirin for help?
>But she is canonically very powerful-
Yeah ok I get that but if that's the case with high combat level touhous then why not just have them use their danmaku on you to push you back or something?

>>44143891
Strap a bomb to your chest, wrangle and threaten your way into Eientei by any means necessary, beg Kaggy to go on a date with you, refuse to leave her side even for a moment, never drink anything you haven't prepared yourself, don't eat anything you've left unattended, don't go down dark alleyways when the moon is shining, for as long as it take until either you get Hourai'd or Kaggy decides to bug her tard wrangler to let her see you again.
Good luck, you are going to need it, but by god you deserve it anon.

Or you could just sex the moon mommy directly, up to you.

>>43776558
You think smug is sexual?