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>>29967086
SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THESE THREADS
>WHAT?!
ON MY COMPUTER
>WHAT?!
ON 4CHAN
>WHAT?!
ON THE /jp/ BOARD
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL
>WHAT?!
HOLOLIVE GLOBAL'S NEW THREAD
>WHAT?!
BECAUSE THE LAST ONE HIT 2000 POSTS
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME LINE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME HOOK AND SINKER
>WHAT?!
THE BAIT
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA LOOK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK SHIT ABOUT MORI
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF STEVE
>WHAT?!
THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
I SAID THIS AIN'T RIGHT
>WHAT?!
HOW DARE THESE BASTARDS MOCK HER
>WHAT?!
BULLYING THIS REAPER AND CUTIE BECAUSE
>WHAT?!
SHE'S SMART
>WHAT?!
SHE'S GOT AN ENTERPRISE
>WHAT?!
SHE MAKES FIRE MUSIC
>WHAT?!
SO I ASK MYSELF THIS
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL ARE THESE ANTIS TALKING SMACK
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SAYING SHE'S FARTIN
>WHAT?!
ON STREAM
>WHAT?!
WHILE IT'S JUST HER BGM
>WHAT?!
WHEN THEY'RE NOBODIES
>WHAT?!
SITTIN BEHIND A COMPUTER MONITOR
>WHAT?!
WEIGHIN OVER 400 POUNDS
>WHAT?!
GREASY
>WHAT?!
OILY MOTHERFUCKERS
>WHAT?!
THAT CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THEIR OWN ASSES
>WHAT?!
PASSIN GAS
>WHAT?!
FLATULATIN
>WHAT?!
UNCONTROLLABLY
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WITH A SHIT BUCKET UNDER THEIR DESK
>WHAT?!
WITH HYPERTENSION PILLS ON STANDBY
>WHAT?!
SO OL' STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR SHITPOSTS
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR ANTI-REAPER TESTAMENTS
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOU
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA STOMP ANOTHER MUDHOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THIS HOLOLIFE
>WHAT?!
IS HOLOLOVED
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN

>>26862684
SO I'M SITTIN HERE
>WHAT?!
READIN THIS THREAD
>WHAT?!
AND I SEE THIS QUESTION
>WHAT?!
AND I WANNA TELL YOU
>WHAT?!
WHAT I THINK ABOUT 'OL BENOIT
>WHAT?!
BUT IF I DO
>WHAT?!
STONE COLD'S CONTRACT'S GONNA END
>WHAT?!
SINCE I'M NOT ALLOWED TO MENTION IT
>WHAT?!
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN DUN-DUN