/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45483467
Cute wife
>What does your wife like to drink?
Probably some gook rice wine

>>44745624
When a human and a monster really like each other, well go follow that pretty fox lady, she'll teach you the finer details.

>>42651497
>order exclusive alcohol from a renown zipangu brewery
>it's personally delivered by a fox representative from the brewery
>she absolutely insists she stays with you while you're tasting it, because it's the company's "tradition" and they need all the feedback on such low-volume and premium product
>you drink it and comment on the exquisite taste
>fox starts getting suspiciously touchy
>basically molests you in your own home
>ask her to stop
>"what's the matter, dear customer, we already technically kissed"
>"I chewed the rice myself ehehehe"
and so, anon discovered why this particular brand only sells to unmarried men

>>42185361
>drinking with a fox
so that's how you become a father despite fearing responsibility

>>41106526
Have a drink with your fox childhood friend, what could possibly go wrong

>>40620390
>Have a cute milf fox for a neighbor
>At any moment in the day she will just let herself in, think Kramer from (((Seinfeld)))
>Get home from work and she has let herself in and is just finishing up the leftover fried chicken you had been saving for dinner
>Hey Anon just to let you know you are out of beer too, make sure you pick up some next time you are out

>>40594387
>I...I can have tofu and sake delivered to my very doorstep?
>This changes everything...

>>40011041
Drinking with someone is more fun, imagine how much more fun it would be with a monster girl

>>38372753
You know what comes next

>>36565678
It’s okay anon, they’re girls now, no need to worry about catching The Gay.

>>36428495
I do it for free!

>>33736057
They’d never tell you what it really means. Purebloods are those that used to be ordinary foxes, and managed to attain kitsune status.

>>26116730
I want a wife, not some lame arrested development fantasy.

i would marry a mofu mafia fox

>>25382452
Everyone thinks they’re gonna end up serving some high ranking seductress fox but they forget that there’s a whole lot of rank-and-file girls who may have earned themselves (or their family members) a boy.

>>23023288
Time to make an emergency trip to the nearby state park and find a fox.
They may not be an elegant nipponese kitsunay, but that’s fine by me.

>>22226719
Have you tried foxes?

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I just want to fuck a fox, guys.
Mating press ‘em into the floor.