/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>16699298
>>16699293
>not just accepting your death and retire with your Hellhound waifu to your house on the River Styx in hell
It's like no one plans for these things!

>>16522733
>tfw making diablo burgers right now

>>16459299
Hellhound
All else is irrelevant.

>>16379371
>Hellhound problem
My waifu isn't a problem! She's just not real. Yet...

>rent a place out in MGC suburbs because apartments in MGC won't allow actual dogs
>even though the commute to work is a little longer you don't mind the nice neighborhood you're in
>you especially don't mind all the glorious MILF ass strutting about
>your neighborhood is practically perfect
>all except those delinquent Hellhound triplets next door from you
>Lacy, Stacy, and Mel
>Lacy was the oldest and is naturally the leader
>Stacy is the schemer, and always seems to have a comeback for everything
>and Mel is the biggest out of them all and therefore the muscle
>three little brats everyone has dubbed "The Cerberus Sisters"
>it would be a lot more intimidating however, if they weren't thirteen and barely coming up to your chest (Mel comes up to your shoulders)
>they've also taken a special liking to you it seems
>you even caught Mel rummaging through your trash before
>you never bothered to ask what she was doing, nor do you want to know what she was doing

>>16241187
>don't burn down the thread
Quick! Someone let the hellhounds in!

>>16146540
>waifu is a Hellhound
Sriracha burgers on a toasted bun with waffle fries and some corn on the cob. With a freshly made jug of sweet tea.
>this make a for a happy waifu

>>16020261
>tonight's the night
>you're gonna ask your Hellhound waifu the biggest question of your life
>ok don't lose your head now
>worst that can happen is she will say "no"
>and then - oh shit that's her pulling up in the driveway
>whatever happens tonight you know you two will still love each other
>you greet your waifu at the door with a hug and a kiss
>she goes to the bathroom to take a shower
>you've already got her favorite lounging clothes set out for her
>a few minutes later she's walking out of the bathroom dressed in her favorite tank top and a pair of daisy duke shorts that fits her like a glove
>she then sits down at the dinner table and eats the dinner you put your heart into
>her favorite by the way: steak (cooked rare), with a side of peas and mashed potatoes with gravy
>you also get the both of you a glass of her favorite whiskey (which totally compliments the steak)
>"Um, dear." you almost squeak out
>"What is it hunny?"
>"Could- Could I possibly be the 'big spoon' tonight?"
>MOMENT OF TRUTH
>your Hellhound waifu just stares at you contemplating what you just said
>"Ok dear I understand."
>Dear Diary, Jackpot.
>"On one condition Anon..."
>oh no
>your waifu pushes her plate aside and jumps onto the table her shirt being thrown off the instant she's in front of you
>"You've got to prove it to me that you deserve it~!"