/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hang on sweetie! Your father and I love you, even if you live at home, have never had a job, are homosexual or bisexual or fuck cartoon pillows or whatever! Don't say such things, you know you love your mother and father, and we love you! We're a family! Look at all this blood, what were you thinking, putting a plunger in your butthole? Don't worry, the ambulance is on it's way. What do you mean you don't care if you live or die? You just told us to call the hospital! Are you just embarrassed that your mom and dad caught you doing one of your gay things again? Oh, sorry, sorry I didn't mean to call it that. Liking things in your backside is part of what makes you special, darling-even if it's not exactly what me and your father-especially your father-wanted to be special about you.

Programming? You mean like with computers? Oh, stop talking so much, save your energy. Yes, the hospital will have people in it, what kind of question is that? THAT's what you're afraid of? Oh Christ.

H-honey, stop shaking your head-your his father, try to support him right now!

- The /jp/ers moderate, middle-class parents comforting him after his accident, despite his rude and hateful comments and feminine crying.

guys run NSJ just got up and his vagina is VERY sandy itchy, and he is MAD MASD MAD

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Hang on sweetie! Your father and I love you, even if you live at home, have never had a job, are homosexual or bisexual or fuck cartoon pillows or whatever! Don't say such things, you know you love your mother and father, and we love you! We're a family! Look at all this blood, what were you thinking, putting a plunger in your butthole? Don't worry, the ambulance is on it's way. What do you mean you don't care if you live or die? You just told us to call the hospital! Are you just embarrassed that your mom and dad caught you doing one of your gay things again? Oh, sorry, sorry I didn't mean to call it that. Liking things in your backside is part of what makes you special, darling-even if it's not exactly what me and your father-especially your father-wanted to be special about you.

Programming? You mean like with computers? Oh, stop talking so much, save your energy. Yes, the hospital will have people in it, what kind of question is that? THAT's what you're afraid of? Oh Christ.

H-honey, stop shaking your head-your his father, try to support him right now!

- The /jp/ers moderate, middle-class parents comforting him after his accident, despite his rude and hateful comments and feminine crying.