/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10451126

I'm getting up for work. The federal government pays me to go around with my crew and beat the shit out of nerds who are corrupting the youth and promoting widespread faggotry.

I get paid 1 million dollars a day for my services, and I get bonuses when I hurt 2hu fans, because they are considered the highest threat to youth heterosexuality in the nation. We plan to run a vicious train on a yuyuko cosplayer this morning; we're going to break into his house and rape them so hard they have to have surgery to reconstruct his butthole. I'll probably get a 1.5x multiplier on my daily pay for it, then me and my crew will get drunk and go burn down a local video game store.