/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I hate the heat, can it be cold again?

I hate being cold, and I hate yuki-onnas cause they make it cold

>Want to earn some extra cash so I go around the neighborhood and ask people if they need snow shoveled
>After long string of no's a yuki-onna says she'll pay me $50
>Don't ask questions and start doing it right away
>Finish in record time and ring the doorbell again
>She comments on how good of a job I did and invites me inside while she gets the money
>Instant i walk inside a blizzard suddenly starts
>Door is frozen shut along with all the windows
>Yuki-onna comes back wearing skimpy kimono and flashing a 50 dollar bill
>Offers to double my pay if I follow her upstairs

I love winter.